Louis Barfe @AlanKelloggs
Sort of writer. Available for radio and pantomime. He/they. noiseboxradio.com Sharing with the Bachelors Joined December 2016-
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Do these chaps with the 'man or bear' thing not know the alternative meaning of 'bear'?
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Does anyone have any idea what's going on with this Coop Live place? Wasn't this unholy mess obvious sooner?
Whaaaat?
How could anyone look at the constituent elements of this and not just want to throw vast amounts of money at the project? It sounds like it would have been amazing.
How could anyone look at the constituent elements of this and not just want to throw vast amounts of money at the project? It sounds like it would have been amazing.
Louis Barfe retweeted
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
Man dressed as hot dog crosses the floor of the Commons.
Linehan calling Rusty Davies "sweaty" is a bit rich and fruity in the hypocrisy department, isn't it? Linehan looks like he perspires brake fluid.
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Louis Barfe retweeted
Not being funny but treating the platform the train is going to leave at London Euston as though it’s some massive secret until three minutes before the train is due to leave is seriously dangerous
Louis Barfe retweeted
He produced their first radio appearances & The Beatles Live at the BBC. My former YTV colleague of 12 years, Terry Henebery has died. He directed numerous YTV shows.Entertainment, documentaries & his beloved music specials. A jazz fan, he was initially unconvinced by The Beatles
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Louis Barfe retweeted
so grateful to my friend for innocently taking a picture at my book event and inadvertently capturing the moment at which I found out that the book festival forgot to stock any copies of my book
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@AlanKelloggs Problems with the emergency lighting was one reason. Latest one was due to aircon issues.
@AlanKelloggs Premise and leads would have sold me, no question.
@AdamBienkov He’s on a panic because in the whole of his life nothing gone wrong until now.
It's going to be somewhere around 2080-90 I reckon, which reduces the odds if not the finite possibility of it being Tommy Steele.
@AlanKelloggs All the fans have aged into easy listening, so it was the obvious choice.
@Scriblit @sliderulesyou @quantick @whiskas_uk I'm sure any animal would give it a fair crack. Emergency services rocking up a month later to find a skeleton and a 5 kilo guinea pig.
@sliderulesyou @quantick @whiskas_uk I get really annoyed when this gets trotted out by the Cat Hating Dog People, like yes some cats will do this if they're starving, so will most pet animals, and I have terrible news for you about what your pup would do after several days alone with your corpse.
@AlanKelloggs Would have been an absolute CRACKER.
@AlanKelloggs It seems as bad as BBC Scotland management, according to Limmy, airily dismissing his idea for a mockumentary about the bloke who played Falconhoof
Still think this is a normal amount of food
Nothing quite as humbling when the waitress says that you’ve ordered “quite a lot” and you finish the lot.
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
He’s not doing this out of principle, he’s just looking for a safe landing ground for after the election.
The only thing worse than 'Sweet Caroline' is that little bit of artistic flair people have added when they go 'So good! So good! So good!' Sweet Caroline Sweet Fuck Off more like
Poor standard of care @itn Producer or director in the gallery (presuming they’re not automated these days as with autocue) should have made the decision to fade to black and warn the network. No doubt it was referred upwards while poorly #RagehOmaar was struggling @itvnews
@AlanKelloggs He does sweat brake fluid. He can't stop. Aythangyoo...
@AlanKelloggs Good work. Talking of glasses, we’re long overdue getting together for a quartic or four.
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