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Former sex blogger. Now contemporary women’s fiction. Lives for the dick vein on a Snickers. Always overthinking. Many gift guides. Hemiplegic. She/Her. sexblogofsorts.com England, United Kingdom Joined April 2016-
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Real test of my bruise kink this week: - bruises on my hand from cannula - bruises from epidural - bruises on my thighs from anticlotting injections - bruises on my nipples from learning to latch And best: - bruises all over my back from fainting in the induction suite
Tried to explain to my dad that I think reason baby keeps leaking is we’re not checking his willy points downwards inside the nappy. My dad: ‘That’s not a natural position for a man’s willy when he’s lying down’ Yeah, no shit. I know this is a donor baby, but I have *met men*.
You know what’s surprised me most about motherhood? It makes the duolingo owl even more fucking annoying.
My mum, unpacking my hospital bag: Are you keeping your birth plan? Me: No, bin it Her: Sure? Me: Oh fine, keep it. I guess it might be funny one day My birth plan was ‘Whatever gets this baby out safely, but I’d prefer not forceps’ *Of course* he was delivered by forceps.
Muted this now because the responses are a little overwhelming but I’m so grateful for all your good wishes x
Muted this now because the responses are a little overwhelming but I’m so grateful for all your good wishes x
Relatedly, having four stretch and sweeps in the run up to having this baby has made me even more furious about erotica which suggests anything involving the cervix is anything other than painful af
❤️ Much love as ever to anyone going through fertility issues or IVF. I’m very conscious pregnancy/birth announcements can be triggering af - the reason I said nothing before now is because right up until he was born, I still couldn’t quite believe I might have a healthy baby ❤️
Honestly the world is terrible and life is short so you should just probably write whatever fuck kind of book you want to write.
i don’t understand why people look down on those who teach writing at all. did she not ever — not once — have a single person edit her work lmao like. give me a break
what if you had a boyfriend (imagine) who was doing the marathon and you went to meet him at the end and you saw him cobbling towards you, shivering in this little tin foil shawl and you got the ick
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I just refuse to live my life this way and if there’s videos on the dark web of me peeing in a hotel bathroom bc of it, so be it.
I just refuse to live my life this way and if there’s videos on the dark web of me peeing in a hotel bathroom bc of it, so be it.
i love that taylor has not outgrown having intensely embarassing feelings for someone she barely dated. this is just the way it is for some of us!!!!!
The thing is, if you fuck Matty Healey, you know it’s going to generate content. If I fucked Barlow, I don’t think I’d get even a single piece of erotic flash out of it.
Am now convinced T*ylor Sw*ft dated the 1975 singer as a content-mining exercise after six years of dating that other guy who was basically consommé in Aquascutum.
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I’ve just been sent this by a friend: #OtherWomen is ON FIRE! This book was a real labour of love. It took 6 years & 16 drafts to write - and I’m so proud of it. Thank you to everyone who’s bought it, borrowed it and recommended it. Readers rock 🖤
sometimes you gotta get one of those roasted chickens from the grocery store
Not me saying ‘I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on!’ After bumping in to one of the old women from swimming in Tesco
I’m sorry, but arguably one of the worst things Galloway has done is to go on @LBC and pronounce Penny Mordaunt’s name as ‘Moordurn’ like she’s a French knight or something. She held one sword for about ten minutes.
My mum said she wants me to visit before baby is born, so I said I’m too big to sit in economy for hours and will only go if she pays for me to fly business. Which I didn’t expect to work but she was like ‘ok fine’ so now I need to book some leave while I’m still allowed to fly.
I might feel lonely without Mike but I’m not alone. Someone asked why I would share such a personal journey on here of all places. Clearly their space is different to mine. Thank you @sophiearumble for this beauty and the #tittape and @jamieklingler for the book. This is my X. ❤️
How delightfully freeing to have deleted all the dating apps after an utterly pointless two months - we’ll be writing about our experiences this week
@sexblogofsorts Nah, just size up the diaper. Make sure it fits good or go with night time diapers. He needs more absorption space.
@sexblogofsorts I think the CIA study newborns for how to break people's will to resist
I don't believe the British people have the same taste for cruelty that Rishi Sunak believes they do.
I'm going to try unlocking my account. Yikes. I feel exposed already.
Today I have cooked, read, baked napped and shagged. Perfect Sunday 😊
Fuck yes
@sexblogofsorts This sums up the current state of the NHS in one go. Glad you're safe, and bravo to the staff that know what to prioritise in incredibly difficult working conditions. P.s. that little someone looks very comfy. Congrats to you. 🤗
@sexblogofsorts Oh my heart. Congratulations. In my experience, the first 25 years are the worst 😂 Seriously though. Enjoy this very special, scary time of falling in love like no other x
@sexblogofsorts Oh wow, massive massive congratulations! I'm so pleased for you
Fancy going to give birth and none of the contraction monitors are working!!! What HAVE the Tories done to our NHS!!!?????
Predictably, his birth showed the NHS at its creaking worst (no working contraction monitors, a single functioning lift) & its absolute best - incredibly responsive in an emergency, staffed by wonderful people, and capable of delivering the most skilled and brilliant care.