Swiped Out @aDatingDad
40-something single dad, used to have more things to say in my bio, https://t.co/q53FXXOHCl South East, England Joined November 2017-
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My oldest two live with me full time, which is nice, but less nice when one of them asks if I can pick him up from his girlfriend’s house tonight at about 9.00pm. Totally ruined my day drinking plans.
Woke up after a dream, and something in it inspired me to write the high level plot of a movie about Michelin star prison food. So I did. It’s really good. Might pitch it to Channel Four.
My kids asked for a beige dinner. This pained me. What have they become?!
Three more working days and I'm done with this job. Shit is starting to feel very real indeed.
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There's a place in hell for the weirdos in the replies about the UK's train prices who point out that it would be a bit cheaper if you booked it seven months in advance, drove to a closer station, travelled at four in the morning and made 16 changes. It's shit, challenge it.
Still going.
Making some burrito spice mix - let’s see how this tastes.
What’s that, you say? Nobody needs an over engineered storage case for batteries, you say? Fuck you, I say.
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WhatsApp just changed their "online" and "typing" subheadings by capitalising them. It looks wrong and I despise it. I am a husband/father currently dealing with several difficult and stressful life events. This feels worse though. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Booking this right now.
HOW HAVE I WAITED YO BE 43 BEFORE GETTING A DEBOBBLER?! Absolute game changer.
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Doing chores and listening to music with 13, and she asked to listen to this. I’ve raised her well.
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