༺൩Ⴝᑡᚱ៩คŤᥩᏒ∈༻ @ms5unshine
A dark sarcastic girl with hobbies. Join me for coffee chat. @misscreature13 Instagram twitter.com/search?q=from%… gas station dumpster Joined May 2019-
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Daily Inspiration: don’t just watch Unsolved Mysteries, become one ✨
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Oh goodie a new selfie thread dropped
You need protein for lunch and you're low key a terrorist.
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If you’re not doom scrolling, are you even alive?
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Behind the scenes of Creature from the Black Lagoon 1954
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Boundaries also help you filter out people's intent
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Right now I'm running on 87 minutes of sleep and a pack of gum
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Grocery Shopping of the Living Dead
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My toddler doesn’t want to be my friend. Will you be my friend?
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The date didn't go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.
Look my shit is together I'm just messy.
Look my shit is together I'm just messy.
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Me, every five minutes or so
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And that's when the Hokey Pokey saved the day yet again.
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If Kevin Bacon eats bacon, I’m assuming Andy Dick eats dick.
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girls will be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
You're working on your bikini body but you also have a stressful job and love curly fries...
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No no babe, don't touch the chip on my shoulder.
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Daily Inspiration: don’t just watch Unsolved Mysteries, become one ✨
Good morning. Don’t be an asshole today. Coffee? 💁🏻♂️☕️✨
I wish there weren't so much red tape and bullshit involved with running a hot dog cart. I would 100% do it if not for the prohibitive start-up costs.
Most of the time I don't wanna be in this world anymore, I'm tired, I've had enough, it isn't gonna get better. He's the only reason I stay alive, even when I'm on that edge.
@ms5unshine @titsonthebarbie Okay we can call it that 🤔😅😂😂
@ms5unshine Love NARS, nearly forgot about them.
@ms5unshine He better slap my ass a lil bit after. That’s how you know it’s real love. 😂😂🥰
@ms5unshine you are forgiven. I can wait
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