Mike Lebovitz @mikelebovitz
I like all my tweets. Otherwise, I wouldn’t tweet them. Comedian seen on @nbclastcomic, @thedueceseries & @cysknyc linktr.ee/mikelebovitz The Woods, NY Joined February 2009-
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Picked up my phone to google how long does adderall last. I’ve watched 100 TikTok’s and jerked off twice but I still don’t know
At this point, Google is actually worse technology than the yellow pages were if you are looking for a business near you
All I want for Christmas is to crash this website. #withmydick
Fighting the war on Christmas #withmydick
Christmas is so hectic, sometimes I wish I could just be alone. #withmydick
Thanksgiving's over, but festivities at The Graham are just getting started. Tuesday 11/29, come enjoy the stand up stylings of: @mikelebovitz @acountryclayton @geoffreyatm & @MiaFaithHammond 151 Meserole Street, BK 8:30 PM $10 suggested donation eventbrite.com/e/475373834937
Happy to com back on anytime and get festive! #withmydick
If this site dies before Christmas, I say we resurrect it on Easter. #withmydick
If this site dies before Christmas, I say we resurrect it on Easter. #withmydick
Elon heard a pre-release version new album “Basket Case” by @AndySandford and he got so worked up, he fired half his workforce! The album’s out TODAY, see what the fuss is all about: badpassword.lnk.to/AndySandfordAT
See @somaddysmith @shanetorres @IamRyanBeck @jnicolon @mikelebovitz @PeteBladel & more tonight on our 8PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/maddy-s…
NEW YORK: tonight’s the night!! go to eventbrite.com/e/cysk-present… and use code cubs16 for 50% off tix to see @joekilgallon special taping. With @glittercheese and @mikelebovitz rounding out the lineup, you know it’s gonna be a good night.
Here's a fun spot we did for Caterpillar's Customer Value Agreement (CVA) starring @lorenjonesactor and @mikelebovitz directed by @sethhenrikson. As always thank you to our spectacular crew, cast and agency partners. #funny #LifeHacks
Oct 1st, we’re putting on one hell of a Chicago in New York! Get tix to this
We've got @MonroeMartinIII @katieboylecomic @mikelebovitz @newyorkjeffrey @natyourcolor & more tonight on our 10:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/katie-b…
Live from New York Comedy Club it's @AshleyAustinMo1 @chloebadcliffe @mikelebovitz @lindsaytheis @iamphilhunt & more on our 11:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/ashley-…
Saturday 4/23! Come see me do my new hour in full at @cyskNYC ! Tix at cysknyc.com just select 4/23! With appearances by @mikelebovitz @kendall_farrell @MrChrisDonahue @1800PATBYRNE and more?! Amazing poster by @garbagecoven
On April 23rd I'm running my second hour in full for the first time at @cyskNYC. Hosted by @mikelebovitz , with @kendall_farrell doing an opening set. I'll be joined by full band ft. @1800PATBYRNE @MrChrisDonahue and MORE! For tix go to cysknyc.com/tickets and select 4/23
@mikelebovitz and I got matching jean jackets! #thrillsthrillsthrills @ Asheville Beauty Academy instagram.com/p/CbdPQnBuFJv/…
Don't miss @AndreDThompson @caitlinpeluffo @MariaHeinegg @mikelebovitz & more tonight on our 8PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/andre-d…
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Peace be with you, and also #WithMyDick Merry Christmas Chicago Comedy
Tell your friends you love them, hug them, hang with them whether you just happen to be in the same place or you have to make plans. Don't assume there's a next time to share your love and appreciation. I don't know what else to say, I love you Kenny. I hope you rest easy.
@mikelebovitz I want to thank you for #withmydickmas. It has changed my holiday and now I look forward every year to playing #withmydick
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MEN! Every list says you want beard oil, a pocket knife, or something leather. WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
Stop asking Jewish people when Hanukkah is. We don't know.
Thanksgiving's over, but festivities at The Graham are just getting started. Tuesday 11/29, come enjoy the stand up stylings of: @mikelebovitz @acountryclayton @geoffreyatm & @MiaFaithHammond 151 Meserole Street, BK 8:30 PM $10 suggested donation eventbrite.com/e/475373834937
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