Labyrinth 🦋 @labyrinthpretty
I’m a pretty, little fairy. I like to keep it real. https://t.co/ypryL2gwpn twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined October 2009-
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trying to be more patient as fast as possible
oh well at least I still have my crippling porn addiction!
my crippling gambling addiction is interfering with my crippling drug addiction
Shouldn’t International Women’s Day fall on Taco Tuesday? *looks at camera*
@bewgtweets Swamp Monstera Baba Yucca Black Widow Spider Plant Cthulhu Vera
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[passive aggressively eats my lunch unmuted on a call that was scheduled during our lunch time. ]
@bewgtweets I just park in the store
Hope they like the baby I left in there!
You better not miss a car payment: Ford has filed a patent that would allow self-driving cars to drive away from owners who can’t keep up with their payments 🙃 While the patent is not yet approved, the future is most definitely going to be wild.
Remember when the world was supposed to end and didn't? What a let down.
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I tried wearing a g-string once. Fucked that guitar up.
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Two mimes are walking against the wind. The first mime says to the other, "".
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"Was it something I said?" - Recently unemployed mime
Remember when this tweet was a joke?
you: *having sex with me* me: I love this for you
Every party is a gender reveal party if you reveal your genitals
A1 was named that so that it would be the first thing we find when we look up steak sauce in the phone book
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