Some Copywriter @testicleas
The nicest evil copywriter you will never meet that is so freaken married to @notbanksy 2423 Joined October 2009-
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You cannot be a cat and live under water stick to one dream.
Guess I am known as Borts from now on.
This is insane. The average colour from each frame of top 21 movies, compressed into one picture: 1/21 The Shining
We need more bad photos of the sky. It keeps time going.
Growing up is realizing you have one knee smaller than the other and instead of obsessing over it you make up a rhyme that goes look at me and my tiny knee.
Just let people build homes from used vapes and energy drink cans.
Happy leap day why don't you take the rest of the fricken year off.
Thoughts and prayers and whiskers on kittens, these are a few of my favorite things.
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists discover a planet with evidence of water that tastes like flat Sprite.
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14K Followers 999 Following I drink wine like it's my job. Prim and proper Skollie. S(ass)y.🐚 of the ball @ShellsPemBroke
9K Followers 2K Following “Like every time its really you, on here, pushing us to it. 😂 Lasso messiah!” - @lady_crunk 2023captain depression @cpt_depression_
3K Followers 1K Following I’m interested in humour, architecture, chess, black holes, sports, video games and most things in between. Spur Ambassador.💙K @kambabe
7K Followers 2K Following The world can be cruel and harsh, you don't have to be. 🌻You can be kind. South African living in Malta. Cape Town to Sliema 🇿🇦🇲🇹 #BLMκουκλα 💅 @LeahJazzLive
5K Followers 1K Following she/they • mostly nocturnal radio babe @5fm • dj • stand-up comic • certified sex educator • onions are my ownBatCAt @BatcatCA
2K Followers 489 Following The hero that Got-ham deserves, but not the one it needs. Will fight crime for just-mice. Sophisticat. Catfather. I pun a lot and infosec a little.Alexandra Hayes @Xandra_KH
11K Followers 2K Following “Know your worth. Value your life. Appreciate your bacon” | Agent of Chaos | Bean’s Mama | Daily Dunker | Curator of too many “clinical disorders” | (She/Her)ShameezWrites THE LAS.. @Shamz04
4K Followers 1K Following سَلَام, I write fantasy & romance. THE LAST FEATHER & THE ETERNAL SHADOW are out now with PLAYING FLIRTY following in 2025 with Forever. Rep: @C_H_Armstrongcaryn 💖🇵🇸 @carynwelbys
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672 Followers 3K Following Howdy? 🤠 Reconstructing CofC Christ-ian, Quest-ian, Dudeist Priest, Eagle Scout, theologian, philosopher, CSU-SM LTWR BA, & musician! 😎🖖🏻A whirlwind Monday morning saw our baby girl brought into the world a little earlier than planned, but completely perfect in every way 🥰 ❤️ we couldn’t be more thankful that she’s here, healthy, and happy! World, meet Charlotte. Charlotte, meet world!
i'm old enuf to remember when they handed darvocet & darvon out like candy, & how i popped them like candy & how they looked like candy they were the prettiest pills i ever almost overdosed on
May Allah grant me strength and place sabr and contentment in mine and my family’s hearts I’A 🤲🏽❤️🩹
It started with six words: "Our client's sponsoring the toilets, Dave." It ended with the great Toilet Takeover of 2024, a proper marketing style brand campaign working with @Gasp_4 for their client CCS McLays at #RWGLIVE24 last week. #TheDetailBehindTheRetail
I know it’s just Grade 1, but Raph got straight As (most of them 90%+) on his first ever report card 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 (Also a 98% in Afrikaans which I really don’t understand but respect!)
@testicleas There are older planets where it's Fresca.
We've all lost friends over this genocide and you know what... We'll be fine, maybe even better.
SA admits it could lose friends over Israel genocide case timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/n…
This is the Christmas gift I got bf. He finally built it. And I will now have to steal it.
careful who can reach your light switch
No delete. I'm not deleting this. POST ALL.
All will be settled, all will be revealed, every voice will be heard and every tear will be accounted for.
PUT THEM BACK
Technicians discovered 300 pounds of acorns inside a transmitting antenna stored by what they think was one single woodpecker
Great, but I really wish we'd kicked him out
[BREAKING NEWS] Israel has recalled its ambassador to South Africa Eli Belotserkovsky following the latest statements from the country's government on Israel on Gaza war. Tune into #Newzroom405 for more details.