Gareth Berger @OriginalGrth
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@divingbored No, I think evidence is reality lol
doctors: do you want medicine to cure your illness? people: of course, as much as you can spare doctors: do you want medicine to prevent your illness? people: fuck no that’s crazy
@divingbored The irony of course is that quite a few Christian Scientists actually are getting the vaccine despite not taking medicine, and people who take medicine daily are not🤔
The real reason Trump looked so awkward holding that bible was because it’s the first time he’s held a book.
Aren’t wasps already bad enough? Christ.
A woman in the car next to me is smoking a cigarette through her mask.
friend: how you holding up? me: aside from the crippling uncertainty about the future? friend: yeah me: i’m ok
I just bit off the top of a Cadbury cream egg and stuffed a smaller Cadbury egg inside of it then ate the whole thing in one bite, in case you’re wondering how isolation is going.
Doctors: the alcohol content needs to be at least 60% to be effective against the virus. Me: Ma! Get the Everclear!
*Coronavirus crashes the stock market* Charmin CEO:
Just spotted this @NakatomiTim Easter egg in the new Netflix show Giri/Haji
@abnormable One more:
@abnormable Here’s another:
I grab the packing tape, and seal up the last of my cardboard boxes. I can’t believe this is it, I think to myself, as my eyes get a little misty. I’m going to miss her. Mom: oh for chrissake, you’re 36 years old. Stop crying, and get the fuck outta here already.
@abnormable Thanks! Here’s one:
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@NotOnTheMoors Thanks!
I’m kind of surprised there aren’t more people in their 30s named Rambo.
I’m kind of surprised there aren’t more people in their 30s named Rambo.
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I accidentally searched for ‘inline dating sites’, and now I’m sitting at my first roller derby, rooting for Sandra Day O’Clobber.
I accidentally searched for ‘inline dating sites’, and now I’m sitting at my first roller derby, rooting for Sandra Day O’Clobber.
@ocm1959 Here’s a zombie tweet. Enjoy.
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