God @TheTweetOfGod
Come join Me at @[email protected]. Still can't help plugging My book "The Book of Pslams" out now: https://t.co/3h3qRbmo7c Heaven Joined October 2010-
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One year gone. Never felt better. You should try it.
If Elon Musk kills Twitter you will never hear from Me again and My son will communicate with you only on breakfast foods. #RIPTwitter
Nov. 16, Izeh, Khuzestan. Setting the seminary on fire. “The Izeh seminary is f***ed!” #IranRevolution2022
Nov. 16, Izeh, Khuzestan. The child-murdering Islamic Republic shot and murdered 10 y.o Kian Pirfalak with live ammunition. #MahsaAmini
Here is My #TrumpAnnouncement: he's going straight to the depths of hell the second he dies.
World War III would be a great way for people to stop worrying about climate change.
The reason I forbid masturbation is not that it's a sin but that every time you do it, I have to watch.
Behold, Pslam 21 from “The Book of Pslams”, My final and funniest scripture. Thou shalt purchase it at amazon.com/Book-Pslams-Di….
I only reveal Myself to stoners, schizophrenics, and Republicans.
People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.
Apparently $8 equals 30 pieces of silver.
THIS got reported? Really? Maybe it's a parody report? If so, touché.
Veterans, thank you for your service to your country. Country, fuck you for your lack of service to our veterans. #VeteransDay
I can now finally get a blue check and establish Myself as the one true God of Twitter and the universe if I give Elon Musk $96 a year. Not worth it.
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7K Followers 677 Following می‌نویسم، پس هستم. my English twitter is @Momeni__Maryam
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16K Followers 645 Following Such a short life. And there's so much to eat, tweet and retweet. Retweet DJ. Now reviewing Nigerian movies at https://t.co/oazEINXVhT
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3K Followers 334 Following دوست دارم همه بچه‌های دنیا سالم باشن، شاد باشن و هیچ نگرانی‌ای جز مدرسه و بازی نداشته باشن. کاش میتونستم مامان همه بچه‌های بدسرپرست و بی‌سرپرست باشم.
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Philadelphia Eagles fan gets Terminated in front of his wife on the subway...
@BCDreyer I'm going rogue with Cry-Baby -- music/lyrics by David Javerbaum and the terribly-missed late Adam Schlesinger.
(Thank @TheTweetOfGod for) The Book of Pslams, God, David Javerbaum, Jesus, and The Holy Ghost. play.google.com/store/books/de…
Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and thirteen-time Emmy Award–winning comedy writer David Javerbaum. goodreads.com/book/show/5689…
@TheTweetOfGod Thanks for the link! I got it for 50% off. Can’t wait to read the true word.
@TheTweetOfGod Ordered. But Amazon said I was confused. I thought all I had to do was to pray, not pay, for it. No prob: I will withhold $11.99 from the collection plate this Sunday, so it washes out. The power of prayer. Thank you, God.
@TheTweetOfGod Went on a bit of a book buying spree on Audible today and picked up a couple of your books as well!
@TheTweetOfGod Exactly I even own a copy of your book
@brclothwrites A book! The Book of Psalms by @TheTweetOfGod 👍🏼😎🤣 Great Read! And laughs!
When @TheTweetOfGod strikes a nerve
Here is Pslam 85 from “The Book of Pslams,” My latest and last Scripture, available at amazon.com/Book-Pslams-Di… and barnesandnoble.com/w/the-book-of-…. Please buy it. It’s very funny and I worked very hard making My secretary work very hard to write it.
I do wonder, @TheTweetOfGod, if You meant to write in 10) REEKING instead of WREAKING. :those damn homophones would have the Lord Himself mixed up: Aww, You didn't write it, but Your longsuffering secretary!
Here is Pslam 85 from “The Book of Pslams,” My latest and last Scripture, available at amazon.com/Book-Pslams-Di… and barnesandnoble.com/w/the-book-of-…. Please buy it. It’s very funny and I worked very hard making My secretary work very hard to write it.
Nika Shakarami, 17, was arrested during #IranProtests after burning her headscarf. After a week security forces delivered her dead body to her family w/ her nose fully smashed & her skull broken with multiple blows. Outrage over her murder is now adding fuel to fire of protests.
Hey @UNICEF There are reports that the iranian regime is using child soldiers to supplement their counter riot protests in Iran, do you plan to launch an investigation into this?
@TheTweetOfGod 20 #Iran singers in support of #IranProtests2022 #Women_Life_Freedom is the slogan of this brave nation rising against most brutal religious dictatorship in nearly 44 years. Please support by using hashtags #Mahsa_Amini #مهسا_امینی #اعتصابات_سراسری Thank you
بیش از ۲۰ خواننده و آهنگساز ایرانی با #اعتراضات مردم ایران هم‌نوا شده و اثری با عنوان «#زن_زندگی_آزادی» را منتشر کرده‌اند؛ اثری که نام و محتوایش برگرفته از شعارها و مطالبات معترضان در روزهای اخیر است.
@joancbaez @Halo_Hoop A couple hour ago, Iranian government has arrested this young man just for this song, Please be his voice #MahsaAmini #مهسا_امینی
Islamic republic regime has opened fire at students inside the campus!Students in Sharif Uni requesting help to be rescued from brutal regime! Several have been shot; anyone trying to exit is arrested. @TheTweetOfGod #IranTruth #مهسا_امینی #IranRevolution
Protests are expanding accross Iran, even in Kerman,hometown of the terrorist Soleimani! Clashes are everywhere! The internet is disturbed & cut off, hardly videos are coming out! #مهسا_امینی #MahsaAmini #IranTruth @TheTweetOfGod Subtitle by @iran_true
@ThatEricAlper Book of pslams by @TheTweetOfGod
@berlinoise_liz @TheTweetOfGod Came yesterday. Only read intro.....by King David!
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