astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez
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If you’re feeling hopeless, just remember how Iggy Pop had a Lust For Life, & so can you.
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I hope my aunt never dies. We got this thing when I hear her burp from the other room I yell out “GAVONE!”
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Your baby is so cute. Why isn’t it working?
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I have never said the word “niche” without throwing up in my mouth a little
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Hello from my peaches 🍑
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hey, i'm glad you're still here
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Meant to post this picture of the tar paper on the roof of my shed on Earth Day
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i would never. the thought never crossed my mind.
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you can lead a camel to water, but you can't make him hump i know this now
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Oh no, I have Freddy Mercury poisoning.
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we met some nice people along the way.
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Make me want to put my hair in a ponytail
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I don't have one of these.
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You can call me your little mozzarella stick dipped in marinara sauce if you wanna
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i swear to god we ran into our neighbor on the boat today. liz kept saying "i think i know her" and she finally said something to her on the boat ride home. they live right down the street from us in clifton, ohio.
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Damn even the ancient man overcompensating.
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I have never said the word “niche” without throwing up in my mouth a little
Meant to post this picture of the tar paper on the roof of my shed on Earth Day
i would never. the thought never crossed my mind.
you can lead a camel to water, but you can't make him hump i know this now
we met some nice people along the way.
I don't have one of these.
A rare gem, the rainbow lattice sunstone. The intricate lattice pattern, formed by tiny mineral inclusions, creates a mesmerizing canvas for the gemstone's remarkable play of colors. 📽️: Gecko Stones
You can call me your little mozzarella stick dipped in marinara sauce if you wanna
i swear to god we ran into our neighbor on the boat today. liz kept saying "i think i know her" and she finally said something to her on the boat ride home. they live right down the street from us in clifton, ohio.
Damn even the ancient man overcompensating.
Some people continue to use the words ‘axe’ and ‘hatchet’ interchangeably and I refuse to use some hackneyed idiom to express how much I have an axe to grind with those people
I run in the door, crying. “They only wanted me for my tent and liberal arts education.”
Can not hear Sixpence None the Richer without thinking of Freddy Prinze Jr and staircases. Its engrained.
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