Geoffrey Haggerty @geoffhaggerty
A little bit about me, I like to go to the store and cross the street NYC Joined July 2009-
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5 inning min for wins looked like the dumbest rule of all time now it’s the only thing saving the concept of a starting pitcher
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Got sappy over John Sterling. defector.com/john-sterling-…
Ultimate John Sterling call
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"I have heard John Sterling's voice more than anyone's in the world outside of (maybe) my parents. Three hours a day, most days from April through October, every year since I became a baseball fan." defector.com/john-sterling-…
Pretty bad typo from my kids school trying to call the earthquake a little rumble
not to worry everyone, my kid's montessori school is "investigating" a possible earthquake
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Yo that earquake was insane
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just had an earthquake. only in new york
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Thanking God today that my nephew Miles is with us for Easter today. His wound is still oozing blood but he’s alive & we’re thankful. The knifemen who stabbed him are still roaming around London. Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter xx
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Happy Easter, your screen time has risen
1:52 on a Thursday, easily a record for me!
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Rizzolli and Niles (from Frasier)
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Brunch, the time when French toast and brussel sprouts get to hang out
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I became a father last year so I’m now legally allowed to say “Daddy likey.”
(broke Southern belle) I DO declare bankruptcy
Thought this just said he wants to make “a movie”, like yeah I’m sure someone will let you
Thought this just said he wants to make “a movie”, like yeah I’m sure someone will let you
If I played chess professionally I’d stack all my pieces in one square, flood the zone
Carol & The End of The World, goddamn so good. Watch it on Netflix right away it’s so funny and so moving 
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I HOP!!!!!! I love commin here for breakfast! Ummm I think ill have the T-bone steak n Eggs please! Haha with some white toast on the side!
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I’m wearing all my favourite brands brands brands brands
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe
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