libby watson @libbycwatson
the best mono-thingy guy there ever was. streaming at https://t.co/iSl5DaCUH7 libbycwatson.com/contact Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2009-
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AI assistants will change the world once they can do things that computers can't currently do, like "count" (i bothered to correct it because i wanted to see what it would say. and what it said was cap)
how many poor souls have had to resort to this pathetic solution... how many wasted post-its... simply because windows refuses to turn three hyphens next to each other into an em-dash...
Every time one of these product-biopic movies comes out all I hear is this
Every time one of these product-biopic movies comes out all I hear is this https://t.co/iwnMpoJf22
pleased to announce my new monthly column for defector, Perfectly Fine Dinner Party Club. it's about making dinner for your friends and having a lovely time doing it. first edition is beef borguigngogngngon defector.com/lets-make-dinn…
I'm playing through GTA 4 with traffic acceleration speed set far too high. this is a thread of clips from that playthrough
EPISODE 337: Two Identical Brothers-In-Law (with @libbycwatson) Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection. on.soundcloud.com/UXvq1
If people think Vice mgmt’s incompetence is exaggerated: At one point they were seemingly spending 90% of the snack budget on milk. Every time our union committee met my NY coworkers would talk about how much milk there was. Around this time they just stopped paying for PACER
Oh my god, it's even funnier than I imagined.
Oh my god, it's even funnier than I imagined. https://t.co/lUVfhqkhGO
Pleased to announce @blowbackpod SEASON 5, coming summer 2024 from me and @nkulw Teaser:
in december i streamed for 12 hours to raise money for The Inn Between, and for each $1000 we raised, I would add one ingredient to a cake I would bake in the future. now Future Me must cash the check that Past Me wrote. saturday at 11am PST youtube.com/watch?v=ZM8qKu…
Tomorrow… with Libby Watson @libbycwatson
need a witcher 3 mod to replace the crones of crookback bog with gruntilda
we asked six writers to write one part of a so-bad-it's-good holiday movie. but they could only read the part directly before theirs. when i tell you this is the best way to write a movie, please believe me. friday @ 9:30 pm @LyricHyperion
thank you so much everyone for donating, watching, and sharing! we raised $10,357.69 for The Inn Between. i'm chuffed to bits and very tired and i hate job simulators with my life
thank you so much everyone for donating, watching, and sharing! we raised $10,357.69 for The Inn Between. i'm chuffed to bits and very tired and i hate job simulators with my life
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me when i buy my latest pink item of clothing
@DwDNJYEMSG This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling…
none of these would even make my top 5 for hottest sandwich shop in DC. why was i not consulted
getting new yorkers up to speed on the foxtrot news
Just got signed up for an ACA health plan after re-establishing residence in Kentucky. $390 monthly premium, $9000 deductible. This rocks man does anybody want to literally shoot me
oh you like standup? how many times have you watched Woman in Front Row has Big Ones all the way through?
Me coming to save you Gay Gay
Save me bearish 30 Rock extra…
@libbycwatson I liked it better when they rudely told you they had better things to do than counting
Heres a pic I took in 2012 of a joker eating chili out of the can
insane that broccolini was invented in 1994. broccolini's high school yearbook quote was LMFAO lyrics
it's a movement 👇👇👇
@jojo_pdx it’s a bring the bed blanket to the couch type of day
I don’t really care if this is good or not, I just love it when movies take place in like 1979. I love seeing the big phones and garishly designed restaurants. the acting, writing, everything else is immaterial to me
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I wrote on this show check it out on Amazon dot com and also you can buy some amazing products on there if you want
The apocalypse? Sign us the hell up! All episodes of FALLOUT are available now!!!
@Very__Regular *Stephen A pointing at a tweet on a big screen* I GOT to go with Normal People
so i was going through the video from my zoom interview from today and there's a man in the background?? genuinely scared
He’s just mad the world kitchen isn’t sending him tons of food
@libbycwatson @FootyScran the closest ive found is the frozen jamaican beef patties but i will try the trader joes thanks
@libbycwatson @FootyScran I love buying the steak and stout pies from Trader Joe’s with a pack of burger buns. Hit a Wigan kebab after an evening of gaming at home. Pure bliss.
@libbycwatson @FootyScran Had my first-ever chip butty when passing through Manchester a few weeks ago, and my new theory is that the dumber the scran concept seems to an American, the tastier it is
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