Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement
Creator What We Do In The Shadows FX Co-creator Wellington Paranormal TVNZ SBS, Sky TV, The CW, HBO Max Co-creator and dad-guitar Flight of the Conchords. New Zealand Joined March 2009-
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I've seen the first two seasons.
Sometimes someone writes something quite sad or moving on this website, attempting human connection, a reprieve from the loneliness of their life, reaching out to anyone who will hear them and underneath will be a single message back... nudes in profile.
This one tooketh off in New Zealand in the 1980s.
This one tooketh off in New Zealand in the 1980s.
More than most but we knew he was in when he started a phone message with "This is The Daywalker".
More than most but we knew he was in when he started a phone message with "This is The Daywalker".
This is true...
Jemaine Clement retweeted
(Turns chair backward) Back in my day “pussy in bio” is what the other students said when I walked into science class
Yes
Jemaine Clement retweeted
This bin is cosplaying the most famous comic book bin
This bin is cosplaying the most famous comic book bin https://t.co/ubLsgJsAwr
Let's meet some time between 3pm and the other 3pm.
Let's meet some time between 3pm and the other 3pm.
Among many its many correct predictions (deepfakes, voice replacement), The Running Man 1987 also foresaw the cybertruck.
Alternative casting idea: Woody Allen's son.
Alternative casting idea: Woody Allen's son.
Jemaine Clement retweeted
See if you can spot me...
Jemaine Clement retweeted
This is news to me, kinda insane to post a lie this though🤷🏾
This is news to me, kinda insane to post a lie this though🤷🏾
Jemaine Clement retweeted
Check out the first trailer for THELMA THE UNICORN!! It’s been a dream directing this alongside Jared Hess for the last 4 years. Our talented team has put so much into this adorable little Unicorn! Only on Netflix May 17th! ✨🎸🦄
Pretty good
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My first ever stand up special is now available to stream on YouTube. It’s about eggs, my granddad, and dealing with your boyfriend being diagnosed with short term memory loss. If you like it, it would mean the world if you shared it around. youtu.be/I2HZrU_O5Fw?fe…
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@AJemaineClement Forsooth, thou sufferest from that most ignoble ailment, that one of gawkalitus, and worse - many have said that thou recievest eyes for Christmas
@AJemaineClement Made a quick drawing. Just in case anyone else here who can relate to Jemaine's tweet needs a cute kiwi and moa drawing right now! 🤗💕
#judgedredd a3 ink drawing from last year…
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