Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant
We don't care for love or money, just drugs and magazines // @HostilePodcast veryimportant.lawyer Chicago Joined August 2007-
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I knew I was going to like this book but I didn’t expect it to be as densely funny as it is. Really enjoying it. A must-buy
I knew I was going to like this book but I didn’t expect it to be as densely funny as it is. Really enjoying it. A must-buy
HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU, my novel - Total proceeds donated to Trevor Project: $56K - Kirkus: "Get it" - Publishers Weekly: "Laugh-out-loud" - IBR: "Wonderful" - Book & Film Globe: "Miracle" - Dozens of great blurbs tbh - Sold-out launch party video: jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel-launch…
I am going to quit my job and allow my wife to take care of me and when people ask what I contribute I will explain that I make nearly seven dollars a week as a professional musician after fees
He looks like a sugar glider
Mayor Brandon Johnson has leant his support to a $4.7B plan devoting public money to the retention of CTA president Dorval Carter.
This looks like a jungle 12” I’d buy on Discogs
So is eating Doritos for dinner. And guess what bitch
So is eating Doritos for dinner. And guess what bitch
TONY KHAN IS IN A NECK BRACE! AND THIS ONE ISN’T PHOTOSHOP 😂😂😂😂 #NFLDraft
Columbia student’s “Epstein worked for Mossad” sign has enraged Israeli supporters to the point they’re trying to climb a 20 ft fence and raid campus themselves
watching my entire timeline turn on the coward joel embiid and his loathsome philadelphia 76ers has truly made my week
Meet the University Administrations Reimagining the School Shooter
jane goodall biopic
there is no way this sexless spitegoblin had an affair. the only way he can achieve climax is at a gun range or a rage room
there is no way this sexless spitegoblin had an affair. the only way he can achieve climax is at a gun range or a rage room
true gamers know you can min/max this by making "dying" the only entry on your bucket list
there are like maybe fifteen national voices in america - politicians, rich guys or pundits - who support "free speech" as an actual concept and not just as a little beach ball to bat around. and you are dogshit fuckin stupid if you take anybody at that level at face value ever
(waking up from decades-long coma) what!!
this is bad for two reasons. the obvious one, and also the inverse where anybody can say anything and just tell everybody it was AI
this is bad for two reasons. the obvious one, and also the inverse where anybody can say anything and just tell everybody it was AI
David Roth @david_j_roth
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43K Followers 922 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023, magician
Sen. Lemon Gogurt uga.. @Ugarles
28K Followers 1K Following Lawguy @HostilePodcast (also for City Saint&Country Saint, a football podcast) past: @ALABSeries Mic Dicta Writing/Pods UgArchive: https://t.co/0LotvmJ0jJ he/him
man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
luke @lukeoneil47
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Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
Dan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
illy bocean @IllyBocean
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marvin hoopster @Hegelbon
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @JimmyJazz1968
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AK Lingus @aklingus
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Paul Blest @pblest
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin
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''Steve'' @extranapkins
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SELVEDGE @_SELVEDGE
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85 Followers 494 Following I maintain that “Runaway” is Bon Jovi’s strongest single.
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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 922 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023, magician
Sen. Lemon Gogurt uga.. @Ugarles
28K Followers 1K Following Lawguy @HostilePodcast (also for City Saint&Country Saint, a football podcast) past: @ALABSeries Mic Dicta Writing/Pods UgArchive: https://t.co/0LotvmJ0jJ he/him
man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
luke @lukeoneil47
47K Followers 2K Following Books: https://t.co/CokK766ETj Newsletter: https://t.co/6B3tw6cCDY Music: https://t.co/iJDusZnabn
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
Dan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
illy bocean @IllyBocean
20K Followers 1K Following i play “Andrew” on season 6 of @boontavista. birdposting. foodposting. leave a message after the beep: 1800-317-515
marvin hoopster @Hegelbon
17K Followers 4K Following He/Him No Cartridge host; bg @MarcSRousseau; avi by @sundown_mcmoon Author Story Mode: https://t.co/FfIUmeFqQw… https://t.co/PVjh6jIJGF
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
12K Followers 3K Following Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Insta: normcharlatan
Gore Vidal Sassoon @JimmyJazz1968
14K Followers 907 Following https://t.co/bJqPKiEL3i is where I'm mostly at now
AK Lingus @aklingus
6K Followers 2K Following Call me Icy Clive, King of the Sky. Shouts to @Classical. Opinions are mine alone. My poetry's deep, I never fail. He/him. Avatar by @Lubchansky.
Paul Blest @pblest
22K Followers 3K Following reporting/research @moreperfectus. music @longreliefnc agent @erikhane previous @viceunion @gmgunion forever @discourse_blog. tips: [email protected]
Christin @hexprax
18K Followers 857 Following Reflecting on the past 10 years since enduring a harrowing journey within a shipping container. 💔📦
horse massacre @torqpenderloin
8K Followers 1K Following the fifth pillar of heaven プロレス | WrestlingBrain on twitch - Mondays at 9 pm central
''Steve'' @extranapkins
25K Followers 765 Following Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu https://t.co/Y8Y4cSlZ4u
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10K Followers 2K Following Newsletters on sports labor and retro video games (@RetroXP_MN), regular at @baseballpro and @PasteMagazine. Bylines at @DefectorMedia, @Polygon, more. he/himThey keep trying to make “horrified by the massive daily war crimes of the apartheid state of Israel” a synonym for antisemitic because it has always worked, but it’s breaking down, rightfully, at long last.
@veryimportant In one of those weeks I gave one of those dollars
never
What age do the boys outgrow the spider man shit 😭
@veryimportant Still content with my two presses, French and Aero
Spent most of my life as a dark roast guy. Leaning more towards the medium and light roasts lately. Enjoying the smoother taste and feel. Always nice to discover I’m less rigid than I’d feared
Have u considered ur throwing ur boss’s vibe off by doing nothing out of the ordinary?
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
Everyone asking "why no nicknames anymore?" has not considered there's simply no way Fanatics would manage to get custom-name jerseys produced in time or without accidentally putting a slur on one of them
MLB Players Weekend is back, only this time without the nicknames on jerseys
What's your favorite TV show of all time?
I’ve been here all day and it’s been an unending onslaught of attempts from zionists to incite violence met with nothing but grace and cool heads from people half their age
The anticipation of seeing Tony Khan in the Jags room is killing me
few weeks ago family forwarded me one of those “you have free money sitting in an account somewhere, claim it!!!” sites and went through with it expecting nothing i hold in my hand 50 bucks from the state of new york that has sat there for at least eight years the system works
@veryimportant Well there’s definitely a bikini barista stand right near the Dome. For real the there’s a McMenamins that’s not too far away from there I like.
divincenzo’s dunk just then actually apologized for berlusconi’s reign as italian prime minister. totally negated it
I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since… the parking meter deal.
The Bears are likely to receive the “vast majority” of revenue generated at the proposed stadium. The specifics are being negotiated and the city and Park District won’t answer questions, despite Mayor Johnson’s support for the project. chicagobusiness.com/politics/bears… @CrainsChicago
@veryimportant The first half has a great narrative thread and then it just gets NUTS. No wonder he went crazy making it
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