Megan Beth Koester @bornferal
I am a daughter of the Golden West. inoffensivecomedian.com Los Angeles, California Joined December 2010-
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As enticing as it is to pay $115 to watch a fucking MOVIE in LIMITED VIEW SEATING I'm afraid I'll have to abstain
I actually think it’s cool that indie musicians can’t get vinyl pressed in a reasonable timeframe because one billionaire wants to produce ten thousand variants of her ten thousandth victim pop album
Still thinking about all the people I witnessed wearing Crocs during the CA rains…have a little fucking DIGNITY
Griftjockeys! ‘Episode 248: Swoopes There It Is’ by Grifthorse is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/8VoFmvMdhhFkx8… @bornferal @grifthorsepod
This week's newsletter is about the insane. exclusivecontent.substack.com/p/some-are-bou…
Griftjockeys! ‘Episode 246: Spring Load’ by Grifthorse is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/MFzzBgCpKGSZ8p… @bornferal @grifthorsepod
OK but has anyone done this one before
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TONIGHT is the night for feeling alright We'll be ****** **** the whole night through @ElysianTheater 8:30 @bornferal @TheRobertDayton #DrewDroege #AmazingBananaBrothers #LOSANGELES
Griftpatricks! ‘Episode 244: Lettuce Meet Again’ by Grifthorse is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/JbpUk @bornferal @grifthorsepod
#LA SEE YOU AT @ElysianTheater TONIGHT for a Lucky #StPatricksDay2024 13 year Anniversary show! @margaretcho Jermaine Fowler @guybranum @DivaDelux @bornferal @Brandazzle @KatiPrescott @TayenKim @SeanKeetonArt @Hombre_McSteez & more!! 6:30 doors 7p show! elysiantheater.com/shows/picturet…
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This week's newsletter is about "empowered erotica." exclusivecontent.substack.com/p/bye-bye-so-l…
Happy International Women's Day to all – even the haters* and losers**! *men **women
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Make God Laugh
Griftjockeys! ‘Episode 241: Grift Bjorks’ by Grifthorse is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/6s2gv @bornferal @grifthorsepod
Oh, cool, Biden finally forgave my remaining $2500 in student loans. Totally makes up for that whole billions of tax dollars spent on the massacre of children thing, stoked to vote for him now
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when my wife told me she had miscarried at eight months, I didn't cry, I smiled. Why? Because that's a problem that can be solved easily with AI.
The fact that I have to deal with this shit, at the Kennedy Center of all places… this is not community……
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Griftjockeys! ‘Episode 248: Swoopes There It Is’ by Grifthorse is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/8VoFmvMdhhFkx8… @bornferal @grifthorsepod
Gotta go back to Guitar Center, just realized I accidentally got the machine that FEEDS fascists 🤦🏻♂️
Griftjockeys! ‘Episode 246: Spring Load’ by Grifthorse is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/MFzzBgCpKGSZ8p… @bornferal @grifthorsepod
we cant be silent cause they might be giants
MONDAY 4/1 @northfigbooks with 10% off books :) Feat @FollowSellers, @DannyCuneo & Autumn Bruewer Hosts @JustAboutGlad, @touchingcheeses, & @bornferal FREE! RSVP at the link in bio
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My colleague Moe Howard is an abuser. I have been slapped, poked, spun, electrocuted and verbally assaulted by Moe. He has created an unsafe work environment during gigs in plumbing, food service, and searching for artifacts in Egypt.
@NeilHamburger @bornferal @ElysianTheater @TheRobertDayton Dear Megan, we did go to Hollywood Presbyterian. They ran out of staples, so I am in a retired iron lung to keep my sides together. At least they have Uncrustables. #dead
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I featured for Michael at 2 comedy clubs and he definitely has “it” (the ability to bomb in front of fans.)
@mattlieb You’re not in “the industry” bozo. Literally never been & don’t have “it”
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