can i change this now elon @realstan
for your entertainment Joined September 2009-
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Putting on Umberto D at 5:00 on a Saturday
Twitter is funny bc you could be having the worst day of your life and someone named Cum Battlelord will comment that they’re there for you 😭
if you can't hang that's a moral failing
Literally everyone is telling me I’m a nut rn perhaps this is a sign oops
My talent is making any historical event worse
For myriad reasons this is one hell of a painful morning 👍
Music taste gap relationship
Sometimes I forget how much I love this lil fucker
Please don’t name your band or musical project after a control on a synthesizer or a midi parameter I’m embarrassed for you when u do that
No matter how bad the day was you can always get fish tacos on a patio and eat them mindlessly staring dead-eyed into eternity
Legalize It would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
I want to be the first person to go broke gambling at Dave & Busters businessinsider.com/dave-busters-g…
In the mood to fuck somebody (up, mentally)
Nothing I love more than making a bunch of plans, involving other people, then completely scrapping everything on a whim
🎵 ya slam 16 pills and whaddaya get? The illusion of control over your physical health
unfortunately i won’t be able to come in to work tomorrow i have cholera from eating a pretzel that fell in a public toilet
Idk what to do with this account it’s just going to be a mess until it implodes
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Putting on Umberto D at 5:00 on a Saturday
Twitter is funny bc you could be having the worst day of your life and someone named Cum Battlelord will comment that they’re there for you 😭
sky in chicago rn is going ridiculously hard fyi
I think I’m gonna be sick for a few days this week
jesus christ
I legitimately think it's cool how everybody involved in rap beef, from the artists to the fans, keep up the kayfabe of "Holy shit ____ is FINISHED he will NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS!" when the whole thing is just pro wrestling callouts and the publicity benefits everyone involved
The Punisher is the most boring comic character ever written.
It’s funny when people use that one panel of the punisher holding a cop off the edge of a roof to prove that he hates cops when these panels are on the next page.
Kendrick’s most hateful song came to me at a pivotal time in my life
I had no problem talking to student protestors
wish there was a way to complain about being in a bad mood without it bringing the vibe down. it’s like fine i guess i’ll just go EXERCISE or whatever smh
Prob my fave Rob tweet lol
you can’t tell in the pic but my hairdresser put the most gloss on my hair lmao
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my wife and I noticed you from across the bar. no, don't look. you can't see or hear her. her physical body died years ago. but she still whispers to me. and she likes the shape of your ass
Mitski at the blind pig in 2017 :~)
Biggest band or artist you’ve seen in a venue under 1000 cap?
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