Marine Biology Shitposts @MarineShitposts
Inner thoughts that all marine biologists have Joined January 2018-
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"oh you like sharks?? Did you watch shark week this year? My family loves shark week..."
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I will waive my expert witness fee for anyone who sues this group after taking this class and getting injured. This person is about the least qualified human on Earth to be giving “shark safety” advice. It is wildly irresponsible to platform this nonsense.
Just like a scene from "jaws"
I'm gonna go into a forest that's known to have bears and then act surprised when I see a bear and say it was like a scene from "brother bear"
I'm gonna go into a forest that's known to have bears and then act surprised when I see a bear and say it was like a scene from "brother bear"
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it's dangerous to go alone, take this
Is this a fucking Joke
Me chasing my partner around with new shark fact that I learned on the Internet™
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During day, Scalloped Hammerheads gather in schools near seamounts and offshore islands. Once night falls, they disperse into smaller groups to hunt. Some scientists think that these aggregations allow females to choose their partners without being overwhelmed by other males.
Thinking about the Australian pride shark, hope he's doing well tonight.
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Bonnet head shark really said mmmm grass yummy
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That is not a picture of a tiger shark Come on you guys
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oh to be a silly little eel hanging out with my silly little eel friends in our silly little tubes without a care in the world
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Müllerian mimicry vs. Batesian mimicry
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@MarineShitposts "Holy shit, this is just like Cocaine Bear!"
The shark:
Someone was bit by a shark on Fire Island today baby the ocean is fed up!!!
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it's dangerous to go alone, take this
もふもふのお顔で水中からひょっこり😊 #ゴマフアザラシ #spottedseal #ゆうみ #マクセルアクアパーク品川 #アクアパーク品川
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