Sabrina Wu @asabrinawu
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I found a way to resolve the whole trans women in bathrooms situation (this mostly involves stuff I can do on my end)
please, Bodies Bodies Bodies was my father. call me the Three Body Problem
Everyone watch Mr & Mrs Smith I'm asking very nicely
as of today, I have written 333 Reductress articles, half of the devil’s number. to celebrate, here are some recent favorites if that’s chill 😎👨🍳🦅
JUST ANNOUNCED: The Simps 2 with @asabrinawu and @freddie_shanel on Saturday, October 28th! Featuring: ∙ @nicocarney_ ∙ @maddietwiener ∙ @VerboseDebose ∙ @to_die_for_duva ∙ @realchoppedliva Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/5n9y8ymj
JUST ANNOUNCED! @asabrinawu headlines The Bell House as part of the @nycomedyfest on Friday, November 3rd! #MakeNYLaugh Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/yjv2amhz
“Ann Arbor” sounds like the name of a friendly tree who teaches kids about recycling and honestly that’s kind of the city’s vibe.
Interviewed the homie @asabrinawu for @them about everything @JoyRideMovie related. We discussed how they landed their first film role, how Deadeye was nearly cut entirely, and the agency they were given to shape the character's enby identity. #JoyRide them.us/story/sabrina-…
And if you haven't seen @JoyRideMovie yet, go right now! Bring your besties or the family. Once you see it, you'll become as obsessed with Sabrina as I am. You love to see it when your fellow funny enbys win!
There are POC filmmakers we can actively support instead of making the same nonsensical viral tweets. The same attention you give the only 8 white directors and actors you know, maybe give to them. Joyride is out this weekend. Blackening came out a few weeks ago, on Prime now.
For all that is holy, get to a theater and see #JOYRIDE! Best time at the movies in forever. Brava @adeleBlim @cherrycheva @teresahsiao @ashleyparklady @shrrycola @asabrinawu @stephanierhsu!
#JoyRide is officially Certified Fresh at 91% on the Tomatometer, with 82 reviews: rottentomatoes.com/m/joy_ride_202…
Adele Lim’s comedy ‘JOY RIDE’ starring Ashley Park, Sherry Cola, Stephanie Hsu and Sabrina Wu currently holds a Rotten Tomatoes score of 98%. The film debuts in theaters this Friday, July 7.
This movie is my everything. Couldn’t stop laughing, couldn’t stop crying. Just a masterpiece from start to finish. CONGRATS to @adeleBlim @teresahsiao @ashleyparklady @shrrycola @asabrinawu & Stephanie Hsu 💜❤️💙👏🙌
JUST ANNOUNCED: @cv_the_computer and @asabrinawu are back again with an all-trans/gender non-conforming lineup at the Third Best Night of Your Life on Friday, June 30th! Featuring: ∙ @jestom ∙ @j0nnea ∙ @sunnylcomedy + More! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/28sd5d8x
Adele Lim’s ‘JOY RIDE’ starring Ashley Park, Sherry Cola, Stephanie Hsu and Sabrina Wu currently holds a Rotten Tomatoes score of 100%. The film debuts in theaters on July 7.
#CrazyRichAsians co-writer @adeleBlim makes her directorial debut with @JoyRideMovie starring @ashleyparklady, Stephanie Hsu, @shrrycola, and @asabrinawu! 🚄💊🍚🤪 bit.ly/437l7Eu
Can I ask a favor? If I’ve made you laugh on this app over the past 10 years, will you buy my ebook/paperback this week? It’s funny, you’ll like it, and this week is looking like my best chance at making a bestseller list, which helps SO MUCH in getting to write a second book.
Michelle is the best!!!!!!!
If anyone can share and boost this I’d really appreciate it 🥺
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 911 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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walker @walkercapl
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charlie @chunkbardey
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel
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George Civeris @georgeciveris
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walker @walkercapl
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420 Followers 549 Following Telling stories. Littleton reporter @ColoradoNewsCCM. Fellow @Poynter. Previously: @tinkmediaco @EarBudsPodCol @URCollegian @JepsonSchoolI found a way to resolve the whole trans women in bathrooms situation (this mostly involves stuff I can do on my end)
top surg in 4 days... I don't think ppl are prepared for how much MORE of a twink I'll become
please, Bodies Bodies Bodies was my father. call me the Three Body Problem
it took a few months for it to pay off but this is the funniest thing amy schumer ever said
Watching The Ring video on this so when the girl comes out she breaks her neck
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OOPS! I Kissed A Dude Vol. 3 available now! Order rush delivery to get your copy today!
To all my tech minded friends the Apple Vision Pro is an absolute GAME CHANGER in the bathroom
Jesus Christ of COURSE poetry is something you can just do. Like singing on the street & painting on the beach. Dancing in the club & storytelling around the fire. Playing lazy guitar & putting it on ur little vlog. God forbid someone express themselves, it’s like all that’s left
people seem to not realize that poetry isn’t just a thing you can do. it requires knowledge of form and structure, and of course some amount of talent
Here’s a standup video for all the people that have no idea what I look or sound like
ah, so you think me a fool. a dunce. a dolt. well jokes on you: I am.
Y’all… The Mr. & Mrs. Smith remake is kinda excellent
so, the writer's room for 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' was all women. oh, that explains A LOT, believe me.
The TSA agent when I rupture my ACL, MCL, and PCL before my flight
a full-length basketball court has been installed in the middle of Indianapolis International Airport to welcome fans to next month's #NBAAllStar2024 🤩 in 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.
fell to my knees. I don’t particularly care about the white lotus industrial complex, but I’m so happy she’s going to be exposed to so many people as a performer. she will be recognized and heralded for the virtuosic actress that she is. millions will watch The Leftovers. crying
Carrie Coon is reportedly in talks to star in ‘The White Lotus’ Season 3. 🔗: theinsneider.com/p/white-lotus-…
Fundamental misunderstanding of womens sports
why does womens basketball and other womens sports have women cheerleaders. they should have male cheerleaders with slutty little waists
as of today, I have written 333 Reductress articles, half of the devil’s number. to celebrate, here are some recent favorites if that’s chill 😎👨🍳🦅
Lovers used to spend hours painting a portrait of u just to show u how beautiful u look in their eyes… now they just send u a meme and say “you”
I started smoking weed in college because at parties all my friends would go into a little room together to smoke like a little secret smoking club and they’d be in there for so long & they’d be giggling and it was like ok… health class did not mention this part..
I was going through airport security and my ID is several years old so the woman checking it went “you cut your hair off” and I said “haha yeah” and she said “why” and I panicked because I had to answer her so I went “uhhh…ahhhh…gay” and she went “yeah listen I get it”
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