Geoff Plitt @GeoffreyPlitt
🏠 Joke writer + filmmaker in LA. Ex-Google engineer. 🟦 Progressive / drinker of MAGA tears. Qanons will be blocked. 📈 150k+ on TikTok linktr.ee/geoffplitt Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2008-
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I just got my Cybertruck from Temu!
House Republicans Demand New Speaker Who Will Be Equally Worthless But Maybe With Different Hair Or A Cool Mustache Or Something buff.ly/446yCpE
Erections have consequences Donny.
Erections have consequences Donny.
Mike Johnson Unzips Skinsuit Revealing He Was Kevin McCarthy All Along buff.ly/3U2fSmB
The Oncology nurse asked and was removed from Trump jury… too bad, you’d think anyone who could recognize a cancer on society, she’d be the one.
This is the first time Trump has had to be anywhere from 9-5 in his life.
Iran plans to hit Israel with a weapon "never used before". I'm guessing it isn't a jewish space laser. the-sun.com/news/11104279/…
NBC News found that at least 150 paid “Premium” subscriber X accounts and thousands of unpaid accounts have posted or amplified pro-Nazi content on X in recent months, often in apparent violation of X’s rules. nbcnews.com/tech/social-me…
Wordle can be such a SKANK sometimes
Lawmaker's advice: break the law.
Cybertruck To Come With Deployable Scoop For Removing Climate Change Protesters From Roadway buff.ly/3RiHYZz
Trump Media stock slides again to bring it nearly 60% below its peak as euphoria fades. If Truth Social went down any faster Trump would have to pay it 130 grand to never talk about it.
We ran into Marjorie Taylor Greene on vacation
We’re watching history in the making here to bear witness to the first man with zero (0) rizz
We’re watching history in the making here to bear witness to the first man with zero (0) rizz
4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights buff.ly/4cVpkRg
Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin
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Manny Funes @Manny_Funes
54K Followers 49K Following Anti-DonaldTrump and Pro-Democracy. https://t.co/e3Z7NCH9ej
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119K Followers 102K Following Engineer/Contractor. Builds everything but walls. 😉 Doesn’t suffer fools specially orange ones. #That’sMyPresident #Bluewave 🌊🌊🌊 🌊 🌊 #BLM #StopAsianHate
Robert🏴☠️Be.. @robertjlundberg
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Rod @rodj422
2K Followers 4K Following Small business owner. Liberal and Woke AF. MAGA is a social cancer. Racists are the worst people on the planet. Get rid of Trump so America can heal.💙🌊
Elon Musk @Elon_musk6890
93 Followers 1K Following This is Elon Musk’s 🚀parody account and privately Elon’s chat. CEO - spaceX 🚀 Tesla 🚘 Founder - openAl🤖🦾
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79 Followers 2K Following 現在、アルバイトの募集をしています。一日の勤務時間は制限ありません。日給6,000円～30,000円！給与は日払いです。 副業の相談は、LINEに追加:【https://t.co/cmryEbpynM】
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Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin
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In Touch Weekly @intouchweekly
220K Followers 1K Following Your go-to destination for breaking news, reality TV, celebrity gossip and true crime. | Instagram: https://t.co/VEzlX9ADz3
Science Magazine @ScienceMagazine
4.0M Followers 483 Following The world's leading outlet for cutting-edge research in all areas of science. Follow @NewsfromScience for stories from our news team.
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411 Followers 167 Following Digital Artist.I am a person who likes to live a positive life. I encourage myself with positive words every day. I hope I can also encourage others.
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1K Followers 2K Following Actress. Mom. Mets Fan. Home Cook. Sci-Fi & Theatre Nerd. Inattentive ADHD but in a fun way. She/Her. WE ARE ... Will drop everything to work with David Lynch.
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Low Quality Facts @lqfacts
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Shambles D. Clown @ShamblesDClown
415 Followers 632 Following Just a clown who'd like to get back to doing clown shit, instead of stressing out about how this country is in free-fall. This shit really ain't funny.
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440 Followers 1K Following Medical writer. Clinical psychologist. Saucy redhead. Annoying little sister. Probably too clever by half. Will Gator Chomp on request. 🐊 RT = endorse or 🤦♀️
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126K Followers 2K Following Legal Affairs Editor, Condé Nast, longtime/former Research Director @GQMagazine Head of fact-checking ‘The Resistance’ #truthhurts
Greta @GretaGrace20
23K Followers 5K Following Republicans aren't an alternative to Democrats they're an alternative to democracy. Fox is the reason UFO's won't land. My safe word is ouch.
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322K Followers 6K Following Democracy advocate. Army combat veteran. Host of @OnDemocracyPod on @MeidasTouch and Substack. National Chairman Forgotten Democrats. Didn’t pay Elmo.
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3.3M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
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it’s Mari @MarinaQuint
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Second GOP lawmaker backs ousting House speaker, putting Johnson's job in peril. It’s a house divided that no one can stand and that’s just on the Republican side.
Thank ya @intouchweekly for giving me the Last Laugh with these funny people: @jimmykimmel @StephenAtHome @jimmyfallon @nbcsnl @jimmykimmelLive @colbertlateshow @FallonTonight
We ran into Marjorie Taylor Greene on vacation
so the only two options Trump has left to delay his trial tomorrow is to either fire his lawyers or pretend he's ill. which move do we think the dipshit will pull
This whole interview was an absolutely devastating indictment of @GovChrisSununu. What a coward.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Just to sum up. You support Trump for president even if he's convicted in the classified documents case. You support him for president even though you believe he contributed to an insurrection. You support him for president even though you believe he's lying about…
Creepy MAGA insurrectionist Mike Johnson is blaming President Biden for Iran attacking Israel because lies are the exact thing we need right now. What a treasonous fucking asshole.
@elonmusk You’re living through the largest longest continual propaganda campaign and hostile political takeover attempt in the history of humanity, guys—And if you think it’s unrelated to Elon being a rightwing wingnut who thinks elections and vaccines are fake you’re not payin attention.
I don't believe and hope it won't happen, but if the situation regarding Israel, Gaza and Iran does ever escalate into a regional conflict or massive airstrikes between the 2 then my heart goes out to all the civilians affected. The region deserves better than these wars.
It is already illegal numbnuts
“Trump has an enormous influence on Johnson:’ Dmitry Abzalov While Trump, apparently, has little or no control over his own Johnson.
@TheBabylonBee @GeoffreyPlitt Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha 🤣 😂
So if I am raped and get pregnant, I only have 3 options: 1. Abortion and go to Prison 2. Be forced to give birth to a mixed-race baby 3. Suicide. This is really the type of society Republicans want?
Every ad on my feed (aside from ai scams and Cheech and Chong gummies) is right wing propaganda.
If you are a person cheering and hoping that rockets from Hezbollah deplete Israel’s Iron Dome so that Iran can attack their cities and civilians, you are a pathetic human being and an enemy of this nation and humanity in general. The number of people I see cheering on Iran and…
About yo watch this in a few minutes. Might share my thoughts if anyone is interested.
I'll tell ya one thing, if I was a feudal lord giving a scoundrel some gold for an evil deed, I'd want the little leather bag back. Like obviously it feels cool to toss a little string-tied bag to a ruffian, you can't throw loose coins. But my man, I'm gonna need that bag back.
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