Chelsea Peretti@chelseaperetti
One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87 chelseaperetti.com Los Angeles Joined September 2009-
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1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my momCarey O'Donnell @ecareyo
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286 Followers 858 Following Word nerd. Mom. Wine geek. Lover of cashmere, letterpress, collective nouns, new places, and the oxford comma. Legal eagle at Autodesk (my tweets are my own).Jessi Glaser @GlaserJess47579
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654 Followers 3K Following East coaster living in the Midwest. liberal. feminist. ✊🏿 ✊🏾 ✊🏽 lover of politics, reality tv. blocked by LVPrey ⋆˗ˏˋ␌´ˎ˗⋆ || 🇵🇸 ... @ReyHeartsSam
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428 Followers 2K Following Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants. That’s the rule. It’s makes a man look scary, like a chickenBakeries @Superb_bike
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3K Followers 5K Following 🌈🏳️⚧️ Music&TTRPG Fangirl. MDNI Follow me at https://t.co/Wym0PLbaE7 https://t.co/3hfrxooyhGTrump should already be legally barred from running again according to the 14th amendment. So the very fact we’re being told Trump is the sole alternative to Biden & Biden is the sole alternative to Trump is itself an affront to constitutional democracy & a denial of our rights
This moment also reveals how little is actually taught & understood about genocide, including the Holocaust, or people wouldn’t be this clueless
Beyond a dream come true. Thank you!!!! #snl @nbcsnl @foofighters
There is always money for war but my mom has been buying her own classroom supplies for 44 years. There is always money for war but my generation drowns in debt we were told is necessary for success. There is always money for war but when we get sick we crowdfund for medicine
@AvivaKlompas Netta was my camper at a camp in Wisconsin. He was pure. He was good through and through. He was a hell of a goalie. When got older, he did all sorts of work with kids in his free time. Truly an incredible young man. He was taken by hate. Unjustified pure evil. May his memory… x.com/i/web/status/1…
Netta Epstein, just 21 🕯️ Netta, an Israeli-Canadian, was hiding with his girlfriend in a safe room in Kibbutz Kfar Aza when Hamas terrorists broke inside. They shot him and tossed a grenade at the couple. Netta jumped on the grenade and saved his girlfriend’s life. This… x.com/i/web/status/1…
I learned today that South Korean women are doing a full blown birth & relationships strike to combat misogyny and other structural issues in their society, enough that it’s actually statistically affecting birth rates and causing the govt to talk about changing policies. Hmm…
It is unacceptable to have hundreds of thousands of people out of work. This goes beyond @sagaftra. There are crew members, caterers, laundry services, prop & costume houses, hair & makeup, teamsters, etc…. all struggling to keep a roof over their heads. My heart goes out to all… x.com/i/web/status/1…
I was here casually scrolling, so it took me 30 seconds to realize that I'M Janelle James. Lol. Thanks for coming to my show! Made my day.
I was here casually scrolling, so it took me 30 seconds to realize that I'M Janelle James. Lol. Thanks for coming to my show! Made my day.
this makes me feel less crazy. i feel like some medical professionals hurt more when they poke me with a needle, and with others i feel nothing when they poke me.
this makes me feel less crazy. i feel like some medical professionals hurt more when they poke me with a needle, and with others i feel nothing when they poke me.
On #IndigenousPeoplesDay, the world celebrates our cultures. But what they don’t see is the ongoing fight to protect and revitalize our cultures, languages, and traditional lifeways. We fight for regenerative systems that reflect our worldviews and an #IndigenousJustTransition!
impromptu drive to Vegas to see @kathygriffin!! 🎲 🎤 🌵 🎰 🌟
Just a sunset in Glacier Bay, that’s all. Not a painting. Not AI generated. Hard to believe? See for yourself, plan a trip to Glacier Bay! NPS.gov/glba/planyourv…
@OkSoMik Why does it always seem like the people that do the most heinous things get the most praise and job opportunities in Hollywood?
Where is at Chelsea Peretti's stand up special One of the Greats?? It's off Netflix. Honestly one of my favorite specials and it has seemingly vanished. @chelseaperetti #comedy #StandUp
This is happening right now in Studio City. Unbelievable.
i’m at the earthquake. i’m at the hurricane. i’m at the combination earthquake and hurricane
can’t stop watching this. laughing every time at how comical all the sounds are