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Momsplaining @Toddler2Talk

Mom, Wife, Chaos organizer, Cleaner of all things, Sarcastic, In need of less whine and more wine! #momlife #marriedlife twitter.com/search?q=from%… Hiding in the closet with my thin mints, USA Joined February 2017
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Someb0dies_mamaa @jazzieyay

5 years ago

#WCW Happy Wednesday beauties ♥️ @xTiffVicious @HockeyMom00000 @dansedelamort @happened_i @MommedRealHard @milliondollrfam @Secret_Vent @pussahkake @sweatsntopknots @Toddler2Talk @5heriBr0wn @CrownsAndThings @eisforesoteric @fieldsandcows @JannaKilimnik @thismightbebeer

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Ｍｏｍｚｉｌｌａ @milliondollrfam

5 years ago

Not all who wander are lost. Unless it's a toddler. Wandering toddlers are usually lost.

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Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks

5 years ago

Wanted: A friend that has the same level of mom brain as me. This can be demonstrated by the inability to form words, forgetting where coffee mugs are in your own home, leaving things at home daily, or spending 5+ minutes trying to remember why you walked into a room.

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Momsplaining @Toddler2Talk

5 years ago

I’m not above playing “Doctor” with my 5 yo & having her take care of my “sick feet” where the only cure is a foot rub.

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Someb0dies_mamaa @jazzieyay

5 years ago

#FF @SnarkAndGiggles @Erinbabysteps @sundaywithsandy @milliondollrfam @Toddler2Talk @MomOf2Happas @Halflifekat @sweatsntopknots @fieldsandcows @5heriBr0wn @VexingVixxen @Steph_A_Nanny @StefanieFortson @honestupbringin @MortuaryODreams @xhaolotang @SirYukonGold @Calico_coChanel

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Jessie @mommajessiec

5 years ago

Me: I’m hot. Husband: *turns on AC* Me: I’m cold. H: *turns off AC* Me: I’m hot. H: *jumps out of car*

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Daddy’s Digest @daddysdigest

5 years ago

Parenting is both an art and a science... And a constant reminder that I wasn’t good at either in school, and haven’t aced it as an adult either.

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Momsplaining @Toddler2Talk

5 years ago

*spends 5 hours cleaning the house *kids destroy it again in less than 5 minutes

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Momsplaining @Toddler2Talk

6 years ago

I'm just your Basic Mom with a fashion sense at least a decade old, who doesn't like to admit how often I use dry shampoo, and is no longer sure how to hold a normal conversation when there are no interruptions. That's me. #BasicMom

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Mommy's on Valium 💀🌻 @MommysOnValium

5 years ago

You call it under boob sweat. I call it humidititties.

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Mom_truth_you_are_enough @truth_are

5 years ago

#wcw to these amazing ladies @Lhlodder @MotherOctopusKJ @Melicious_Mama @messsy_bun_life @sundaywithsandy @milliondollrfam @Erinbabysteps @AcciSuperMom @PerfectPending @gfishandnuggets @Toddler2Talk @MomWineRepeat @fakeadultmom @onecaringmom @momandburied1 @MomO5Tiff

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Mom Jeans @momjeansplease

5 years ago

Lies I tell myself: A Compilation * I don’t need to write that down * I’m not drinking tonight * Diet starts tomorrow * That joke was funny, everyone else is just dumb

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Someb0dies_mamaa @jazzieyay

5 years ago

@BadgerLoveWI @MrsLola_O @of_ramblings @messsy_bun_life @MrsTyler78 @MomOf2Happas @weedswildflowrs @com3t0think0fit @Triathleteby35 @mco_xxviii @MomsWineyRants @milliondollrfam @Steph_A_Nanny @Toddler2Talk @sah_nursemom @5heriBr0wn @Steph_A_Nanny @wonderparent007 @MumLifeUK1

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Dad to the Future II @DadtotheFuture2

5 years ago

🏆 TWEET CALL 🏆 Today is the 38th anniversary of my escape from Mother's womb! 🎂 To celebrate, lemme see your tweets about getting older. Nothing off limits. Let your freak flag fly! As usual, likes for all. RTs for any that make me expel air quickly from my nostrils!

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Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks

5 years ago

Marriage, day 3836362726282 I now refuse to say “bless you” to my husband when he doesn’t take his allergy meds.

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Anecdotal Birthcontrol @AnecdtlBrthCtrl

5 years ago

3- Hands are for Helping and Caring and Loving and Sharing. Me- That's right. 3- Are you going to use your sharing hands with your cookie, mommy?

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Momsplaining @Toddler2Talk

5 years ago

5yo: You’re the best mom a girl could ever have... I mean... you’re the only mom I have... so I guess that makes you the best. Hmmmm, should I laugh or cry?

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Momsplaining @Toddler2Talk

5 years ago

A love story, except it’s just me... lying in bed with a kid & husband free house.

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Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks

5 years ago

We don’t deserve the kindness of children We also don’t deserve tantrums or getting cussed at under their breath It all balances out

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Momsplaining @Toddler2Talk

5 years ago

The clouds sensed my mood and now it’s storming.

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