Meredith @PerfectPending
Writer, Author & Mental Health Therapist In Training Grab my new book, The Mother Load, available for preorder now. https://t.co/7NFljzIF1U perfectionpending.net Salt Lake City, UT Joined February 2011-
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multiple people have said the seatgeek codes are not working for the utah date. fix this now @NoahKahan @KahanHQ @SeatGeek
👋🏻@NoahKahan hello friend, big dan and whits fan here also SUPER depressed🥰 the SeatGeek queue for Utah is not moving or telling us where we are, and it's telling people when they get in that they have invalid codes :( pls help!! Saw u in 2022 in slc I am not a bot!!!!!!!
@SeatGeek I’m getting a notice I have an invalid presale code for Artist presale for @NoahKahan even though everything is entered correct
@SeatGeek my artist presale code isn’t working for @NoahKahan and I can’t get tickets. Help please?
@ATT I sent a DM. This man berates and harasses women and has been doing it for months with no discipline
Looks like 10 years ago he was arrested for breaking and entering an elderly woman’s home and resisting arrest. ksl.com/article/299718…
@PrimeComms @ATT I spoke with the police officer on duty yesterday. There was no 911 call placed from that store. I heard a 911 operator answer before I left.the cop seemed to think he somehow faked that too which is possible I guess. Maybe a recording on his phone?
@PrimeComms @ATT you should think twice about having this store being associated with your brand.
I need a female rage song by Taylor that chronicles motherhood. Maybe something like: “Who’s afraid of raising big old teeeens? Well you should be.”
Can someone recommend a podcast about how having teenagers makes you feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated? One minute you’re so happy they speak to you and the next minute you’re crying in your bedroom because they told you that you ruin literally everything.
When I think about raising teens it’s nice to know we’re all in this together. Separately. In our own houses. All alone. Stress eating and screaming into a pillow because we can’t talk about our big kids’ problems now. So that’s cool.
Teenage daughters are great at telling you things like: “A Capella groups are weird and creepy” “FB is like the deep dark web” “Infinity scarves are out. Just ya know, where a scarf the normal way” All while wearing an outfit you would have worn in 1994.
@Ryan_Groneman @YFanGirlJ I'll just leave this here. An apostle telling women don't look like a man. Put on a little lipstick. 📸 Watch this video on Facebook fb.watch/oEPmqXyDVP/?mi…
@Meta @andymstone Here’s the kicker - a few days ago I had resigned myself to just waiting out the suspension but today I got notification that I was flagged again. For the same meme. That supposedly FB removed. That is from 3 years ago. That is not mine. So now my suspension continues
@Meta @andymstone I’m so over that platform. I’m a mom of three kids and I would never share inappropriate content of a child. I don’t even have a comment box to plead my case. I have tons of personal memories on my personal FB that are now at risk for deletion, including many of my kids’
1/ @Meta @andymstone I’ve been a content creator for at least 12 years but I’m still a little guy on Facebook (125k followers) yet my acct recently got suspended for a meme I shared 3 years ago!! My personal page is suspended too. I’m at risk for deletion - even my personal
@RobinWilli76408 @Meta @andymstone @finn_techz I have no idea who to turn to for help. It’s ridiculous
@Meta @andymstone I’m incredibly angry because I have dedicated many years to growing my platform, but also as a personal user I felt safe storing my children’s memories on FB as well. One of my followers told me same thing happened to her and FB took down her PERSONAL page. She never got it back
2/ @Meta @andymstone no one cares at FB. You don’t have a way to contact anyone. My page is my livelihood as I’m an author and use it to sell books. I would have gladly removed the dumb meme but instead I was suspended and my acct could be deleted.
@Meta @andymstone 3/ many of my kids childhood memories. Funny things they said. Stories I told about them. Because this meme from 3 years ago was shared my personal page might get deleted.
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