Edward Odell @edwardodell
heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor The Fortress of Steady Habits Joined April 2007-
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This country started going down the tubes when shampoo stopped making women orgasm
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2024. I wake up and suit up to beat the hell out of college students protesting Israel. I was born after the Kent state incident and what I’m doing is very different
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We don’t talk enough about how Brian Cox is the voice of McDonald’s
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Lunch sketch.
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every once in a while you just see a guy in a weird little hat
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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My real name is Johnny Sandwich Lunchbutt III
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in America, if you’re a white boy, they make you lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die… till you die!
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The Steely Dan lyric Donald Fagen said no one understood
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Follow Friday, mutual circle post.
EMPEROR SHADDAM THE FOURTH, YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE HIGH SCORE
EMPEROR SHADDAM THE FOURTH, YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE HIGH SCORE https://t.co/eIcDjsNIOI
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On the ouija board like H E Y 🥵
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Come on, no way, ha ha very funny okay who are the real guys
Except when you get the double double (iykyk)
Except when you get the double double (iykyk)
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Every drink in America is a dare. Can you survive this much sugar?
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DONT MIND IF I DO
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This is fascism and it will continue unabated until we fight back.
This isn’t China, this is America..🇺🇸 This is FASCISM, this is a violation of the FIRST AMENDMENT
This country started going down the tubes when shampoo stopped making women orgasm
Wait…people have partners on here?
Look at this amazing old meme I found
These grifters keep forgetting about the Adepta Sororitas, an all women military arm of the Imperium made up of battle nuns in Warhammer 40k. Have they not gotten that far in the wiki skimming?
dads, how do you find time for any intimacy with your partner??? 12-7am: sleep 7-845: breakfast, coffee, get kids ready 845-915: take kids to school 915-345pm: work 345-415: get kids from school 415-530: work 530-830: dinner, family time 830-9: put kids to bed 9-1030: walk dog,…
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@edwardodell That’s good to hear as I’m guessing they aren’t going to get a Bosch lol
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Old lady is social conservative, film at 11
It used to be PUNK, R&R to vote Democrat. I fell for it. But when your party demands you live in fear, squaller, beyond your means by just buying groceries, gasoline, disrespecting our veterans, our police, our elderly, supporting CRIMINALS, chaos, riots, Hamas, FAILING Israel,…
Strong antibiotics + my butthole = sadness
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