𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 @ass_beaters
is it a ride? will it beat your ass?•DMs welcome• Joined June 2022-
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Would you rather own … A) Tesla cybertruck B) this car I walk my dog past in Brooklyn every day
this is the level of training that europeans need to go through to drive one american pick up truck
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Let’s play a game of “Will he make it?”
when you can’t afford the option at the dealership:
There's nothing worse than launching your boat at the boat ramp, spending a day on the water, to come back and look under your truck to find you have a bad seal on your diffential.
Train on fire in Ontario
Military helicopters collide at Lumut Naval Base, Malaysia
these fuckin 311 lookin wanna-be gas station Terminators that are parked in the handicap spot are killing me
Good Samaritans save a driver from burning to death after a crash on I-94 in Minnesota. Driver sustained no serious injuries.
That bank is 26.1 feet tall and you can comfortably fit all 14 SEC college football stadiums inside the infield of Talladega
That bank is 26.1 feet tall and you can comfortably fit all 14 SEC college football stadiums inside the infield of Talladega https://t.co/VtLVmTh6zf
Warning: road rash on an ass. Literally and figuratively.
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wanna take some psychic damage with me? I just learned about these people in a discord who did erotic roleplay of pups watching 9/11 happen live on the TV
@jmwilt21 This has absolutely nothing to do with an "irrational hatred of EVs" you nitwit. EVs are good and nobody who is a serious person would disagree.
I'm losing my mind lol
Goddamn I should have muted this overnight.
Happy birthday to my sweet mother @sunminkimes, our children’s “Halmoni.” I love you today and forever. COYS, Isaac
@TheWapplehouse And here is what it was replying to! Racist people are insane!
@TheWapplehouse this is what they took from you white man
@TheWapplehouse I love that like 6 replies into a flame war there’s a nerd gently correcting a piece of Star Wars trivia.
Ran over his own dog by not just moving the truck himself.
Wanna know how bad panel gaps are on not just Cybertrucks but Teslas across the board? We got a Tesla X traded in, last one was a few years ago, and I told my co-worker to look for a rub spot on the door jamb where the metal is exposed and like clockwork… Absolute shit assembly