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I should get paid $1 million a year to play live music and enjoy nature
Both my alma maters in the news for student protests. Good news for a change
@cooltechtipz @zackdfilms No one is drilling a on my scull.
They kettled… the police? University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t familiar with your game.
They kettled… the police? University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t familiar with your game.
Bringing back some memorable side characters as the series finale approaches
Bringing back some memorable side characters as the series finale approaches
Laws against ‘public drug use’ aren’t designed to keep anyone safe or even prevent drug use they’re designed to criminalize poverty. Most of us can still use drugs (alcohol, nicotine, cannabis, rx) in public. The state will use these laws selectively to target the poor/unhoused
Having a Flowers for Algernon experience but it's just me getting older and stupider
He's just like me fr
He's just like me fr
If you don't send them a snap every time you go poop at work it's not real
In a free and just society you should be able to drink a beer anywhere you like
Anybody else miss these basic little utility pickup? All they have now are these nine foot tall monstrosities that cost $65k+
reading Lolita on the train but with my flaccid dick hanging out of my pants so everyone knows i'm not a pedophile
ut austin, where texas state troopers are barring students from accessing the other side of the campus. please look at this, i have never seen anything like this
Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420
6K Followers 1K Following the last chaotic neutral I priv: @brizzlepriv | $brizzle421 / IG: thebrizzlegram
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
sword gf @punishedgarage
7K Followers 747 Following the most beautiful, the most popular, the most bulimic girl at the warren commission reunion spring fling • @ranneychrist ❤
¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him. The internet's favorite uncle. Wife Guy to @Mrs_Gruesome
Molly Perky Set 🇵�.. @tweetsandboobs
12K Followers 3K Following she/her. perfect politics + tits + elder millennial. hastwt safe space.
Gayest Tone @gayest_tone
17K Followers 4K Following
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat
7K Followers 4K Following I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 748 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
A. Marmot 🌱Undergr.. @_Anunnery
13K Followers 6K Following Pixel art + posting + politics. He/him. Avi by @RabidyaArt! ☕️ https://t.co/bQIViw5qUU
haus of holes @hausofholes
10K Followers 739 Following
Seb @SKATEFATHER
981 Followers 1K Following The fox and the hound was a really good movie, I enjoyed it allot. 🦊🐶
bog trinkets alternet.. @strangledmoron
30 Followers 64 Following
Tony Stark @tonystark2027
545 Followers 5K Following Regular guy. Healer. Seeking peace and tranquility for all.
Mike @Mike_Doodlez
63 Followers 1K Following Doodle vibes all day. Pro-peace, anti-hate, free Palestine 🇵🇸 chase squirrels 🐿️
Rafál el Carboner @carbonell_rafa
564 Followers 4K Following Musico y Marinero de profesión. Anarquista y siempre Antifascista. Salud y República 🤘♠️🤘
Random memes that I f.. @Randommeme60377
1K Followers 3K Following Random dumb memes, screenshots, and other content from all over the internet. DMs open for submissions
Anarchist Audrey Hoax.. @dallinhhoax2
931 Followers 876 Following -made by Mormons -looks a lot younger than actual age -has been waiting 100yrs for the right girl -doesn't kill people -sensitive -bad with mornings/sunlight
Ttfrl @pattilibel
190 Followers 1K Following this is a mistake stans and billionaire defenders best fall back
Jenner Mary @JennerMary23146
30 Followers 287 Following
den👹 @reptomaniac
150 Followers 2K Following she/her ✦ 17 ✦ trigun, soulsborne, asoiaf ✦ i draw sometimes :) ✦ RT A LOT....
Agnes @EHa6pz850pqWE4e
40 Followers 1K Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.
OwlseatCorn @owlseatcorn
53 Followers 242 Following
Max Meijer @minimax42
23 Followers 37 Following
Austin’s Highlights @AustinsHig16904
633 Followers 6K Following we didn’t go to the moon and 9/11 was an inside job earth is flat
Cody @CodyS609620464
749 Followers 5K Following anti-UBI = pro-abuse Lack of UBI is always the #1 issue. Go check out @comingler1 and @itsafoundation.
m w @Metal_Mike
47 Followers 47 Following
robert @lovecraftluvr
362 Followers 2K Following aspiring nihilist | connoisseur of extremists and psychos | band t-shirt addict | Delta Green agent | https://t.co/qJGz9RHHF4's #1 Anaal Nathrakh stan | priv: @PolandInvad
Jordan cobb @Jordancobb45097
11 Followers 619 Following
fun guy @Richyveee
112 Followers 354 Following
Who is he? I love him.. @WhoisHeILoveHim
170 Followers 2K Following No pronouns please do not refer to me
HamPerogi says 🔻 @hamperogi
17 Followers 94 Following HE/HIM - CONNECTICUT COMMIE - Newer betterer - FREE PALESTINE -
𝐼𝓈𝓈𝒶 𝑀.. @issa_miller8
163 Followers 2K Following ×͜×🔞Artist🔞×͜× I draw Anime/Cartoonish, Furry/Anthro, Realistic, and many more💫 Creativity can't be studied or copied✨ Wanna get yourself a commission?🤝💕
Matt Stegman @mattstegman
868 Followers 604 Following Aviation - Travel - Chicagoan - Beer - Breweries - Cubs - Blackhawks - Transit - Cycling ✈️ 🌎 🍺 🚊 🚴
machine yearning engi.. @confusionm8trix
2K Followers 3K Following statistics, music, birding, poetry, baseball, philosophy, the sublime
rich3 @Notmeplssssss
96 Followers 643 Following
æ tré @cowboygarters
165 Followers 1K Following thought leader, motivational speaker, life coach, nutritionist, personal growth guru. 🔞 pls. everything i tweet is true
Seaturtle lovers club @Seaturtlelovers
586 Followers 4K Following welcome to @seaturtle lovers club we share daily #seaturtle contents Follow us if you really love Seaturtle
Jmac The Reanimator @SamClemens1311
1K Followers 3K Following Artist | Sound Engineer | Film lover Horror movie addict | Drive-in Mutant THE DRIVE IN WILL NEVER DIE. #mutantfam
Emma Gmex @emmaspices
0 Followers 34 Following
Griffin Reilly @GriffinReilly17
488 Followers 749 Following destroying my personal brand, 280 characters at a time. mostly boston, detroit and duke tomfoolery.
Adilson Júnior @AdilsonJni94
74 Followers 360 Following
Xd @Xd5489631414057
0 Followers 213 Following
Richard Coletta @rlcolett
64 Followers 745 Following
Some guy @Eighty_Three0
47 Followers 353 Following
Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420
6K Followers 1K Following the last chaotic neutral I priv: @brizzlepriv | $brizzle421 / IG: thebrizzlegram
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
sword gf @punishedgarage
7K Followers 747 Following the most beautiful, the most popular, the most bulimic girl at the warren commission reunion spring fling • @ranneychrist ❤
¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him. The internet's favorite uncle. Wife Guy to @Mrs_Gruesome
Molly Perky Set 🇵�.. @tweetsandboobs
12K Followers 3K Following she/her. perfect politics + tits + elder millennial. hastwt safe space.
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat
7K Followers 4K Following I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 748 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
A. Marmot 🌱Undergr.. @_Anunnery
13K Followers 6K Following Pixel art + posting + politics. He/him. Avi by @RabidyaArt! ☕️ https://t.co/bQIViw5qUU
haus of holes @hausofholes
10K Followers 739 Following
✨Lalla, Psychopomp .. @dieSegenChukfi
19K Followers 4K Following Chahta ᏣᎳᎩ 🪶 Communist having fun online Back from the dead
Ttfrl @pattilibel
190 Followers 1K Following this is a mistake stans and billionaire defenders best fall back
posting forever 🇵�.. @posting_forever
9K Followers 1K Following The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain of the living.
Aoife D. Pachinko🏴.. @tragicarpetride
178 Followers 709 Following emissary of pachinkostan known as “aoife” 🏳️⚧️🦞🐊☭ | art: @toraclubforever alt: @explodedrawing
小堀 文彦 Fumih.. @Fumihiko_Kobori
7K Followers 487 Following 🐞生物系イラストレーターです。 写真を撮るのも大好きです。 生き物がこよなく好きですが、知識は深くありません。一生勉強していきます😊 同定間違いがあると思います。お気づきのときは優しく教えていたただけますと嬉しいです🙇♀️
Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer
11K Followers 1K Following You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so?
Death/Traitors @deathtraitors
1K Followers 27 Following You Are Your Own Master//Uniforms For Soldiers In An Endless War
the morning star (fem.. @_gfdi
176 Followers 690 Following recyclable body fluids in human form • ♒︎ 🖤🏳️⚧️ 🎵• восстать из пепла • help pls
Fahad Ali - follow @g.. @fahad_s_ali
20K Followers 7K Following Molecular geneticist 🧬 | Bioinformatician 🤖 | Academic @Sydney_Uni 🎓 | Secretary @efa_oz 🌐 | Palestinian 🇵🇸 | Elder twink 🏳️🌈 | Opinions here my own
pinball lizard @probablyalissa
7K Followers 1K Following Simply too short to ever be meaningful • she/her
fredfinite durst @GiantToilet
730 Followers 316 Following shut the fuck up when your talking to me bitch
Andrew @Dub__A
5K Followers 404 Following
super natural supply @707supernatural
32 Followers 29 Following
Paul Soter @PaulSoter
20K Followers 786 Following SUPER TROOPERS (2), BEERFEST, CLUB DREAD, TACOMA FD, etc. Sometimes Advertising. Scotch and Cereal consumer. Father of tall children. Breadwinner and klutz.
bill @BTH_Bill
12K Followers 301 Following just a patsy /// The profile photo is John Doe #2 from the OKC Bombing. If you see him, be sure to contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Dave's Drawings @DaveDrawing1965
11K Followers 10 Following Enjoy this random peek at my personal illustrated journals from 1980 to now!
budum @TimAllenItalian
2K Followers 1K Following Did the Early Middle Ages really exist? This question in itself—and more so the answer ‘NO, the Early Middle Ages did not exist’—is surprising, to say the least
tomato plant eater @tp_eater
401 Followers 1K Following
cher @hackneyededits
2K Followers 2K Following
༼ ◕_◕ ༽ matt .. @GhostStoriesEnd
8K Followers 776 Following Village coffee mornings with not long since retired spies - now that's my idea of a good time. I am ready to believe you.
Mark likes Public Tra.. @TrainRespecter
96 Followers 349 Following This is an account that likes buses and trains
Losing Our Minds at t.. @LOMatEotW
857 Followers 5 Following A podcast and writing project about life in the Anthropocene hosted by Clay (@babadookspinoza). Artwork by @hayleydoyleart. First two episodes out now!
nikki @gxngrave
2K Followers 1K Following sober. 26. i’m bad at video games and I stream them on twitch
cola @colachicago
100 Followers 69 Following provocation is a public service. i'm not gonna argue with / fuck you, dude
evan loves worf @esjesjesj
29K Followers 997 Following one piece, communist, prison abolitionist, Elon obsessed, pro Palestine Jew, alt is @eeesssjjj, esjesjesj on bsky
They should invent some kind of zone that has no flex
A decade ago when I worked at Best Buy someone in the mens restroom flung shit all over in such a way I can only conclude (through forensic examination) they were rapidly spinning.
Ok because all the men i follow are cool and unique, what’s your favorite bird?
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
Wishing I had done this actually, Stevie
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
Can’t believe it’s already Monday
white women when they're bored with their dog
how does this make you feel white boy?
Thankfully it’s pretty easy to square away that Jerry Seinfeld sucks but Seinfeld the show is great because like 98% of what was funny about it was thanks to someone else entirely
I'm probably gonna see my first Cyber Truck in person while I'm in LA this week aren't I
Would you be mad at me if I quiet quit on cleaning the toilet after Taco Bell night
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
The only crime is they weren’t let in to begin with
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
imagine being schizophrenic and coming across this typa advertisement
Just made the best piece of toast of my life
ur honor why you acting like you were even there
wearing wrist weights so posting is my exercise
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