Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV
just messing around. writer at the daily show. rich parents New York, NY Joined June 2015-
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It’s funny that advertising is this evil malevolent force the corrupts society and your desires then you meet an advertiser and it’s just a 23 year old girl from Vassar who threw up in an Uber over the weekend
I have finally defeated the healthcare system (getting my insurance to actually pay me)
RIP Lance Reddick. One of my favourite actors and the only person to ever scare Eric Andre. Always gave the performance of his life in anything he was in from John Wick to The Wire to Fringe. He will be dearly missed
No matter how good someone is at singing I will always be uncomfortable if they do it acapella in front of me
it's funny to me how large social movements seems really small on the personal level. like my grandpa was part of the Great Migration but the way he explained it is "some nigga in L.A said he had a job for me"
It’s wild doctors give you a due date for pregnancy cause that’s such a painful experience. No male equivalent. Doc’s never like, “In 9 months, you’re gonna get your ass beat. Congratulations” “Omg, by who?” “By the thing you love most in this world”
Football is kind of like the 2nd amendment. I don't think the creators realized how hard this shit would hit in the future
I get Mac from its always sunny as I age. Like I’m getting into the best shape of my life now that I’m older but it’s just a bit. Not for anyone just like hahaha, why is there any reason to look like this
Update, Lebron has not responded. Most likely because it is a fan account. I do not have the heart to tell her this.
Update, Lebron has not responded. Most likely because it is a fan account. I do not have the heart to tell her this.
Mom just found out you can send DMs to anyone and now is trying to talk to Lebron
Everyone in my family over 50 dances like a San Andreas npc
I feel like if you sat next to the air marshall on a Spirit flight and asked to play with his gun he’d say sure
Just found out Tory lanez shot meg thee stallion. I assumed he was going to jail for those albums
I’m not a doctor but just from the noises I hear in public bathrooms this country is in a serious health crisis
Women will cry when you break up with them as if you didn’t just unshackle them from the worst decision they ever made
A message for Elon Musk
Black sommelier looking at every bottle before 1992 like “ah, terrible year”
MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌 @JayJurden
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George Civeris @georgeciveris
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Chris Murphy @christress
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niles @NILES100
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Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins
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My man trying to talk to me while I'm making his sim get my sim pregnant
some good news for me: i don't need chemo anymore! my lung spot shook us, but doc says i'm clear and there's no reason to put my body through hell when there's nothing left atm. huge relief. this is a green light for me to breathe and relax and work hard and have fun.
watermelon is actually one of the worst fruits
na my cousin told me to try lemon juice with watermelon, i don’t think i can eat watermelon by itself again…. the fucking TWANGGGGGG
she had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever but she took the high road😂😂
Conan is the king, he managed to keep his show SO entertaining during the 2007 writer's strike. BUT, much more impressively: He paid the salaries of nearly 80 staff members whose jobs were idled because of the strike. Out of his own pocket. Man is a legend.
This is true. Here's Conan spinning his wedding ring during the 2007 writers' strike just to fill airtime. It was like this for months. NBC was lucky that Conan is the GOAT, but it's impossible to explain to Gen Z how bad the content will get if there's another one.
Hey, Viagra. I'm a trans woman with a moderate following and I think it'd be hilarious if you sponsored me so we can see all of the meltdown videos of limp dick old men flushing their boner pills.
[youth pastor voice] you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?
done with chemo, hopefully forever. i’m looking forward to resuming life as usual. no more disruptions. no more cancer. just a long life filled with crazy fun stories to tell you all.
I don't understand. How does one "not know how" to do laundry?
Don't worry, darling: not one of the male Daily Wire hosts even knows how to do his own laundry.
I wouldve not only kept the video up forever, but cut off contact w/ the whole damn family.
im going to be late to a date because i was making this instead of getting ready
i spent way too long on this
*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask
@DailyLoud Fixed my boy up real quick
I love how right-wing podcasts feel the need to smoke cigars and drink brown liquor prominently. Maybe there's a gun in the background, maybe the set is decorated like a beer commercial "man den." Leather chairs are a necessity. It's all so painfully insecure lol
@TheBabylonBee Yes, you're equating his spending with the government's spending and saying that what he's doing is a better use of money than what the government does with money, implying that taxpayer money could be better spent on healthcare. Maybe your joke is bad and your beliefs are weak.
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