Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss
Comedian. Angry Retail Guy. Tom in Cocaine Bear. Reps: WME, Mainstay Entertainment. Tour Dates/Tickets/Merch 👇 NEW 2023 Dates Added linktr.ee/SCOTTSEISS Joined April 2013-
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Holy shit we got a best seller tag! We’re climbing! Remember when I said that would be funny as a bit? Y’all are amazing 😁
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Oh this is going to be sooooo good! For anyone who has ever worked with the public, @ScottSeiss is freaking hilarious
Oh this is going to be sooooo good! For anyone who has ever worked with the public, @ScottSeiss is freaking hilarious
PHILLY! I’ve got 4 shows @HeliumComedy next week 😁 Come out and tell me if anyone has ever taken a shit on the floor of your store. That seems to be a trend! Link in bio for tickets 🎟️
I’ve got a few stand up shows soon! Come on out 😁
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“Let’s replace all of our employees with A.I.”
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How can YOU, a non-union member, support the strike? Resources below!
The worst part about AI is that it’s taken all the fun out of the fantasy of never working again
TEXAS! My Dallas show is sold out! Last chance to grab tickets for Austin and Houston shows this week 😁 Link below👇 June 20 - @CapCityComedy June 21 - @ImprovHouston June 22 - @AddisonImprov linktr.ee/scottseiss
California! Catch me in Sacramento tomorrow and San Francisco Thursday 😁 Full schedule and tickets on my site here! Scottseiss.com
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Holy SHIT @ScottSeiss makes his @mydeadneighbors debut and it’s friggin’ hilarious! Give it a listen! Even the host loses it!
Holy SHIT @ScottSeiss makes his @mydeadneighbors debut and it’s friggin’ hilarious! Give it a listen! Even the host loses it!
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Oh this is going to be sooooo good! For anyone who has ever worked with the public, @ScottSeiss is freaking hilarious
@ScottSeiss i can't buy this motherfucker till September?
@ScottSeiss The audio book version sounds awesome. Always love it when the person reading it has ties to the book. And hey, what closer ties than the author himself. Hope it sells well!
@ScottSeiss Nice! Looking forward to reading. ✌🏽
@ScottSeiss Pre-ordering now! Was in the audience at your Beverly MA show! Such a good time
@ScottSeiss Look what I've pre ordered! 😉
Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything? My friends:
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“Let’s replace all of our employees with A.I.”
Another absolute BANGER from Scott Seiss.
“Let’s replace all of our employees with A.I.”
@ScottSeiss By the way, you were awesome in Cocaine Bear!!! Great flick.
@ScottSeiss @ChaCha2daMax If I didn’t already love your vids, I would now! A million thanks from this artist! 💖💕
@ScottSeiss THANK YOU SCOTT! We needed this shit.
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