Carmen Christopher @CarmChristopher
Show Tickets here https://t.co/puCCcyC30O vimeo.com/488158104 Joined September 2011-
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LA - added one more show May 6th. Plz bring dat azz out. Tix here - linktr.ee/carmenchristop…
If you have a XM Sirius radio I’m taking over!!!
The eclipse this year was kind of a bust. I’d rather watch woman’s basketball.
LA - @LyricHyperion 4/23 & 4/30 930pm W/ @natevarrone & Robby Hoffman. Tix here - linktr.ee/carmenchristop…
Just smoked a bowl with Finn Wolfhard. He’s was cool actually. He dabbed me up which was awesome. People make fun of me for hanging with younger guys but I don’t give a fuck.
Filming my next special in Chicago May 16th at 7pm & 930pm. Tix here ❤️🐻🍾 linktr.ee/carmenchristop…
I don’t want this to come off as a joke. But I really honestly wish we could have one year at an award show where the in memoriam doesn’t happen because there was no deaths.
My mom just told me Christopher Nolan is from Chicago.
Answering a question I've been getting about the upcoming tour:
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I’m sorry but If I saw someone about to shoot up a case of Bud Light I would have to jump in front of those bullets, brotha.
It’s award season in LA baby. Come see my hour of stand up this Thursday in LA. Few tix left. linktr.ee/carmenchristop…
May December Part 2 about to hit different
Detroiters won best comedy finally.
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i’m a good guy. went to the doctor and ate this thing out
i’m a good guy. went to the doctor and ate this thing out
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