Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad
i make songs with @suresuremusic @valleyboytweet and others. i make little jokes on websites open.spotify.com/artist/1anAI9P… Los Angeles Joined March 2011-
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Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No
Your friend who does a bunch of coke and has a “business idea”
Your friend who does a bunch of coke and has a “business idea”
I'm not gaslighting myself I am curating a reality
You gotta respect Facebook's arc. Started as a place to rate people's hotness, then helped the country slide into fascism in 2016, and is now a website to buy used furniture
There’s honestly nothing better than being with family for 15, max 20 minutes
One reason I think those AI portrait things are popular is because everyone is barely hanging on
One reason I like Spotify wrapped is because music is our one small joy in an otherwise curséd existence hehe
Love him or hate him, you have to give Elon credit for waking up every day and being so annoying
Really horrifying what's happening right now on twitter: people are being nice
just want to take a moment to say something heartfelt before this site implodes: if you're in a position to help me with my career plz dm
Our 2nd album ‘Spirit Mission’ has arrived 🤸🏻♂️❤️ stem.ffm.to/spiritmission
Lonely One out today. Album out in one week 🤝 open.spotify.com/track/35b2N9gD…
'123' is out!!!! Full album Sept. 30th. And one more surprise between now and then open.spotify.com/track/6p7ipZgH…
babe wake up, new Sure Sure album 'Spirit Mission' drops Sept. 30th and '123' drops in ONE (1) week
I just had Covid and want to share this tip: don’t rush back to your old life once you start to feel better. Instead, make sure to slowly and carefully start a whole new life
Rough week for the Hubble Telescope
The most unrelatable phrase in the English language is “starter home.” What the fuck are you talking about
our new song is OUT This tune is about someone who enjoys the simple things: riding her bike, making her own salad dressing, and organizing for a little revolution as a treat open.spotify.com/track/4lLpZGBj…
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY our new song is out today thank you for listening
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY our new song is out today thank you for listening
New Sure Sure single ‘This Time’ on April 29th. There will be an album. Don’t have a date on that yet. Wow 🤝
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when i was a kid i was hospitalized because my gameboy shut off in the middle of a gym leader battle on emerald and i got so mad that i took the batteries out and ate them
male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip— cult leader: I am to have multiple wives
jk rowling, who strategically changed her name to make people believe she was male because she didn’t want to be affected by society’s perceptions of the gender binary, is mad at who now
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This guy would’ve loved Twitter.
all of life is just doing something, finishing it, then something happens right when you were about to sit
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a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese
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5 no-skip fantastic albums in a row is so insane. VW simply does not miss.
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It Happened To Me: I Thought I Was Too Cool To Care About The Eclipse Last Week But In Doing So I Denied A Fundamental Truth About Myself (Loving Being A Part Of Things) And Now It's Today And I Don't Have Glasses
even when bad things happen in my adult life nothing compares to facing the world without a complete frontal lobe. I love my lobe so much, lobe makes things better, you couldn’t pay me to go back to no lobe
Next time I see a crying teenager I’m going to hug them and tell them it only gets worse.
Dropped $150,000 on a truck to haul 8 bags of topsoil. Thank you, sir.
I’ve been forcibly blue checked. Feels like getting comped at the casino, I should log off.
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