Clever Joke Name Lane @NotLane
a guy. dumb jokes. so cool you guys. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined July 2019-
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I ain't afraid of no ghost. I am afraid of yes ghost. I ain't not afraid of zero ghosts. I ain't not no afraid of no not there being any ghosts. Bustin' makes me feel good
I can currently tweet 100% more than a sitting President.
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The News: Capitol in Washington has been invaded by scum of the earth @Groupon :
@michikoconuts Oh dang! That’s a pipe!
I keep seeing commercials for Jersey Sub but never for Jersey Dom. Personally, I’m a Virginia switch.
Check out my newest button for sale #SchittsCreek #David #etsy David Rose Button etsy.me/35iWF7K
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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
Because of demand and interest in superhero movies, studios are racing to option Billy Joel's Piano-Man
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I'm the very model of a modern Dollar General.
My Brain: hey Me: oh my god what!? My Brain with a German accent for no reason: But vhat if his name vas Wolf Ballroom Blitzer? Me: Why are you so broken? My Brain: lol lol Volf Ballroomblitzer
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My Brain: Hey. Me: What? My Brain: More like Bernie Made-Off with all of their money, am I right? Me: Why are we thinking about Bernie Madoff in 2021? My Brain: Made Off! You get it?
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