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Costco is the only place where the employees will try to talk you out of buying their products
I got my drink and my two-step and my fan because they still haven’t figured out air conditioning on dance floors
This is still a thing apparently “Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary”
does anyone else have a lil self-destructive streak that would rather fail than let your parents think they did something right 😵💫
nothing is funnier than when someone you’re not interested in is trying to make you jealous
wait y’all aren’t mopping your ceilings on a quarterly basis? ok my pandemic-inspired germaphobia might have spiraled out of control
I received probably about 20 enthusiastic compliments this weekend and 1 subtle dig. Guess which I’ve been thinking about non-stop
playing Plainsong on repeat to activate the emo high schooler living in my heart
whenever i see a fitted short cobalt blue dress i will always think about abby from broad city
Not to be a downer but god has abandoned us and everything is meaningless
“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” - Vladimir Lenin
when are we going to talk about how working from home is actually making things better because basically all communication is documented and keeps everyone more accountable
how many blank canvases do you have to accumulate before you can admit to yourself that you don’t paint anymore
ok you know how the female bird is usually like plain brown and slightly camouflaged (v practical, no frills) and the men birds have to put on a colorful performance for her to win her mere acceptance. I’m like that
this man did a line of coke and then a line of molly and told me that actually 2021 was the best year of his life. I’m trying to bring that optimism into 2022
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