Renaissance Dan @Mr_DrEsquire
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Notable Politician Trade Alert ✍️ Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R) bought another $80K of Humacyte Why is this notable? Here's why. 1. $HUMA only has a market cap of $330M 2. They manufacture implantable human tissue which has been tested on combat injuries in the Ukraine war 2.…
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$HUMA now up 16% since Tuberville disclosed another buy into the company The Tommy Tuberville Tracker Autopilot Portfolio is officially in the works🤝
$HUMA now up 16% since Tuberville disclosed another buy into the company The Tommy Tuberville Tracker Autopilot Portfolio is officially in the works🤝 https://t.co/KNptep51K0
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Conan O’Brien’s “Hot Ones” episode really makes you wonder what kind of a fucked up society allows this man to lose out to Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon
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This what them stray cats be eating in cartoons
This what them stray cats be eating in cartoons
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We need to be ignoring work more to marvel at nature. This is what they took from us.
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