Mr. Kool Aid @MRKULAIDIZAHSUM
Black belt/Beyond Regional Man of Travel Adventures/Sit-down Comedian/Written Text Artist/The Kool Factor Your parents’ basement Joined March 2009-
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Breaking Facebook all the way down to the bare Meta so I can sell my friends short.
My favorite thing about Tubi is it’s not Netflix.
Old people are like dogs. They can shit everywhere and have someone else clean it up.
Peak happiness is going to Hooters and finding out 2 of your former classmates are working the floor.
I hate when things don’t work out with a girl and she gets to keep all of my cool music recommendations. They’re not for her. If I have to delete her nudes she should have to delete my Parannoul playlist
Throat‘s trending without goat which means the debate is still raging hard.
Watching good teams lose reminds me I need better load management this November.
The MCU has a chance to actually do something funny by making a superhero sidekick movie the most fun ever.
Mindless scrolling gets me going and apparently flowing.
Happy to announce, I’m headlining my own mess this weekend. Nonrefundable tickets are free through Ticketmaster.
Oh you’re going on a cruise this weekend? It’s a vacation, not a clit, don’t rub it in.
My first mistake was thinking this joke would bomb.
My favorite part of a library book sale is on the last day when they let us box…..it all up and take it home for less than a gym membership. And I feel much better knowing I can outbox the competition.
Empathy is hot. Hell yeah, I want you to be upset about this, too. Both boots are ruined! Rage on, rage off's broken, baby.
After work, I was so hot and sweaty a Walmart cashier thought I looked cool. Now I feel dirty.
I know, I know, y’all missed me. Contrary to unpopular excuses, I wasn’t off touring the Museum of Natural Procrastination.
When I hear someone say they don’t get out much I automatically assume they are really tight with a personal shopper
“Yeah sex is cool, but there’s been 9,000 remakes of the same joke since this website started”, said no one ever. And Hollywood was like hold my beer along with these court documents.
If you don’t have Brock Lesnar on your World War Ill fantasy team, are you even serious?
I hate myself just enough to keep opening this app.
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
14K Followers 14K Following Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
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charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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TunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky
12K Followers 7K Following I'm a series of tubes. New York Times Best-selling reader. Fashion crime scene photographer. Independently filthy. Pathological liger. Alfalfa male.
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
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Liana @JonFitch261746
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Charles📉 @_charlestrades
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Mandysacs @Mandysacs545
278 Followers 721 Following Former WWE Superstar '22 | Former NXT WOMENS Champ *22 | WBFF Bikini World Champ '14 | Check out my VIP fan Page!⬇️🔥
Manddie Rose Official @ManddieO956288
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Mistress Tina @mistress_tina15
42 Followers 609 Following One thing about me is that you can’t waste my time twice🥲🤐☹️
Jon @CSCastJ
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Nathan Jaxon @OrbitSpaceman
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TedTheoLogan @faidleyj1
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Charlotte Flair @charlotte32857
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Cathy Kelly @CathyKelly20321
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jaymi @jaymie_me02
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Emily 😏 @Emily_Kyle952
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chad mendes @Marga1377549
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Maude 😈 @maude_bad87310
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Mike Binder @MikeBinderjokes
10K Followers 1K Following Stand up comic. Writer. Director. Please follow and Sign up for my newsletter for Standup clips, insiders info on the business and world of Stand-up, 👇👇👇
Cajun Vet @GlenKlump
885 Followers 1K Following Proud Dad to 4 sons 6 grandchildren, Happily Married, Navy veteran Shellback and Proud American. Retired Oil & Gas industry, No DM’s🇺🇸
Nattie @Nattie4224101
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Sarah james @Ju52952Julian
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Liza Lee @LizaLee432534
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Isabella Rose @IsabellaRo90975
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Fake Bank notes @Banknotes87
209 Followers 665 Following bank notes and clone cards available 💵🪙💶💴💳💳💲
Faye Vaught @FayeVaught34306
40 Followers 5K Following
Jane @osborne_jane88
163 Followers 3K Following
Maude 🍒 @maude_mtl40839
50 Followers 5K Following your next tattoed 5'2 girlfriend 🙈 follow my main: @xMaudeHottie
MMA Trivia Championsh.. @MMATriviaChamp
178 Followers 190 Following Prove who’s the real MMA trivia GOAT and who is just a casual. Daily MMA Trivia questions 🤖 Answers posted in the replies 12 hours later
Melissa Sandra @MelissaSan35583
432 Followers 5K Following live on a farm and wrestle once a week on live TV. Once objected a wedding.
Jennifer @mccully_jennife
124 Followers 3K Following
HtxHeaddDoctorr @HtxHeaddDoctorr
915 Followers 3K Following Nashville ✈️ Houston book with me sucking dick is my favorite HOBBY 🐐Snapchat: @BoyToyy I.G @Throatt_goatt3 #HeadOclock
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Tereshed @Tereshed155351
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jim carrey @brown_glace
737 Followers 3K Following my back up account I use it to text my friends and fans love you for supporting me ❣️💙
Karleen @karleen_funk71
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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
145K Followers 3K Following tv/film writer, comic, queer. content mgr @whenshappyhour1 @betchesluvthis //🌈🎤🌈 @gayshamecomedy- next 5/17 @unionhallny! mgmt: @zerogravitymgmt
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 982 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
14K Followers 14K Following Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
9K Followers 4K Following Never gonna have a blue check, always gonna be real. Standup Comic and Leftist. 45 million views on Social Media. History Pod⬇️
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 855 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
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Jonathan Tillson @JonathanTillson
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
90 Day Fidance @ianimal69
36K Followers 2K Following CIGS // SKA // CATS // i go where eagles dare / My debut special WILD HAPPY & FREE, Bein Ian with Jordan podcast & patreon + tour dates ⬇️⬇️⬇️
ian karmel @IanKarmel
77K Followers 3K Following Big time major standup comic. Tour dates @ the link below.
daisy “dan goose”.. @fatstevebuscemi
15K Followers 2K Following sturdy broad. comedian. texas-born florida woman. 4x best comedian in jax. alt: @shrimp_liker
Rae The Writer @WriteAsRae
2K Followers 122 Following Semi-Pro Opinion Giver. Sassy Pants. Common sense advocate. Somebody’s wife and bonus mom. #NewAdultFiction #SportsWriter #Narrator #GoPats #Gryffindor
Svengoolie @Svengoolie
72K Followers 2K Following Svengoolie- Rich Koz -yes, it's really me! Seen Saturday nights on the Me-TV network
Sam Roberts @notsam
140K Followers 2K Following Notsam | SiriusXM | WWE | Jim & Sam | Satisfying Pod | Peacock | A&E
Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla
342K Followers 767 Following TV Host. Radio Host. Trophy Husband. - - - - - - - - - “Be a Republican, be a Democrat, just don’t be a d**k”
Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin
247K Followers 582 Following I might be wrong but I'm not lying. comedian/farmer
Leonarda Jonie @Leonarda_Jonie
56K Followers 981 Following This account is pure satire. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Macey Estrella @LimitlessMacey
436K Followers 469 Following USMC Veteran🇺🇸 Military Police👮 - Motivator💪 FKA WWE Superstar Lacey Evans 🌟 We Can Do It
Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL
17K Followers 496 Following A Simpsons quote for every situation (Not affiliated with The Simpsons/FOX/Disney)
Mike Binder @MikeBinderjokes
10K Followers 1K Following Stand up comic. Writer. Director. Please follow and Sign up for my newsletter for Standup clips, insiders info on the business and world of Stand-up, 👇👇👇
Doc Holliday @The_DocHolliday
11K Followers 62 Following TV Sports in Memphis (NBC) Former NFL player, ΩΨΦ. Opinions are my own, RT's and links aren't endorsements.
Murph’s Money Picks.. @MurphMoneyPicks
4K Followers 26 Following Giving free game daily. NFL & NBA picks to help you beat the book.
Matt Roast @HeyMattRoast
15K Followers 2K Following @MattandJessTV, YouTuber, journalist, coffee fanatic, penguin enthusiast. SUBSCRIBE to https://t.co/gsffrvf6z7
Girl God @GirlGodLive
865 Followers 86 Following Girl God is Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) and April Clark (@autogynefiles). We can't stop making dumb bullshit. We're sorry. Listen to The Girl God Experience.
Peter McGann @peterjmcgann
26K Followers 1K Following
Ａｉ Baddies @aiart_babes
3K Followers 45 Following Hot girls produced by Ａｉ// Original Content Only #aiart #ai #aibabes #baddies
Racqy Balboa🍨 𝕏 @RacqyDaRuler
3K Followers 3K Following #CreamVerse🍨 Management. A woman who lives and breathes errthang Memphis. @memgrizz enthusiast〽️ #LLD🐬 #BackToTheGrind #SteelersNation #GoDawgs
Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell
28K Followers 2K Following Mostly clips. Click my pinned tweet. The Colum Tyrrell Podcast. Host Tuesday Night Comedy in NYC. Live dates and all other stuff on my website.
Micky Pietkiewicz @Micky_Piet
851 Followers 1K Following I love my family, the Memphis Tigers, the Phillies, Taylor Swift, reading, writing, speaking out about mental health and my dog. 💛
The Writer's Block @THE_B_L_O_C_K
1K Followers 1K Following Official hub for The Writer's Block podcast! Weekly Twitter SPACES at 7pm (CT). Join hosts @brandonmorehous & @jake_fluekiger for engaging writing discussions!
Aliison Klemp/Fridson.. @alisonklemp
3K Followers 3K Following she/her. loudmouth sassafras. slut for human rights. comedy things. podcast: @thetableverse
MMA Trivia Championsh.. @MMATriviaChamp
178 Followers 189 Following Prove who’s the real MMA trivia GOAT and who is just a casual. Daily MMA Trivia questions 🤖 Answers posted in the replies 12 hours later
brittneymemphis @brittneymemphis
7K Followers 2K Following She/Her. Memphis. Basketball. Hotdogs. Statements are my own.
The Saurus @TheSaurus831
24K Followers 2K Following Forefather of Battle Rap. Student of Poker. Champion of the World.
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
332K Followers 48K Following TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg - SuperFly : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9 - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9
Mike Matthews @muscleforlife
109K Followers 53 Following I write fitness books (2M+ sold), host the Muscle for Life podcast (35M+ plays), and founded @LegionAth (800k+ customers).
The Black Guy Wrestli.. @bgwpod
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹 @DeezNutzMMA
1K Followers 908 Following I speak my mind and I’m not always nice about it. 🤷🏾♀️ SqualayMMA, GfromStateFarm, GfromWhoaTV, Howuson, BlameGMMA, and Dy*ke Tyson
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Barstool Memphis @stoolmemphis
7K Followers 654 Following Direct affiliate of @barstoolsports. Not affiliated with The University of Memphis. DM submissions. Email: [email protected]
Duchess Anna of Banan.. @duchess_banana
24K Followers 5K Following Food, sports, and filth. Distributing the finest word vomit since 2019. @VancityReynolds liked one of my tweets once.
Johnny Roque @johnnyroque
1K Followers 720 Following I'm a dragon hunter, currently no dragons to hunt so now I write, do comedy, funny videos, & other things while I wait for the dragons to return and they will.
Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27
250K Followers 922 Following Exploring the art & science of story. Writing fiction. Join 84,000 getting better at storytelling every Sunday → https://t.co/vXSuZPW1dC
Blast Zone: Movies Th.. @BlastZonePod
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nash flynn @itsnashflynn
25K Followers 890 Following comedian, death historian, ceo of autism. i have questionable opinions and a book coming out next year
Nina-Marie Daniele @ninamdrama
169K Followers 89 Following Making MMA Media Great Again 🇺🇸❤️👊🏼🎤 Follow me on my other socials 👇🏼
Stephan Pastis @stephanpastis
53K Followers 274 Following Syndicated Cartoonist, Creator of Pearls Before Swine comic, Timmy Failure, Trubble Town, and Looking Up
@RicFlairNatrBoy @TheRock @BustedOpenRadio @KliqThisPodcast Can I Be A Part of That Podcast👍🏻🫡
Let’s Not Confuse My Relationship With @TheRock With This Documentary. I Respect The Rock As He Respects Me. He Just Has Some Jabronis That Don’t Know What They’re Doing Working For Him. I Would Love 2 Hours On @BustedOpenRadio Or 2 Hours On Kevin Nash’s @KliqThisPodcast Which Is…
missing wwe london a lot, so heres 2 of the pics i got of nattie and shayna ☺️💝💝
deadline.com/2024/05/ronda-… I’m a professional screenwriter!🤯🤯🤯
Back to regularly scheduled programming….LIVE!! twitch.tv/qospades
#SidVicious in a recent photo with his grandchildren.
@MRKULAIDIZAHSUM I heart the tweets I like, even when I’m not smart enough to understand them.
Naomi backstage at Smackdown
The time I thought Rey Mysterio died
@DiscussingFilm That’s the dumbest principal of all time.
Lisa Jakub says Robin Williams wrote a letter to her school principal after she got expelled for starring in ‘MRS DOUBTFIRE’ “The principal got the letter, framed the letter, put it up in the office, and didn’t ask me to come back” (Source: ew.com/robin-williams…)
"I haven't spoken to Roman Reigns since WrestleMania. Roman Reigns did not pull him out of the draft, I pulled him out of the draft." - Paul Heyman AYOOOOOOOOO WTFFFFFF 🤯 #SmackDown
I live for dis
What a reception for the champ! The WWE Women Women's Champion @itsBayleyWWE has arrived to the #WWEBacklash Kickoff Show!
Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka at ECW One Night Stand 2005 is severely underrated.
“she won’t be able to do that stuff in the wnba” lol
The City of Memphis has plans for a major renovation of Mud Island Amphitheater, according to city budget documents. dailymemphian.com/article/43651
Christian Cage at Steel City Con was asked about not being inducted in the WWE HOF yet: “I could give two shits out about the Hall of Fame. When there's actually is a Hall of Fame, let me know.”
American Dad and Family Guy are equally as funny but they definitely put more plot effort into American Dad and family guy is just quick witted jokes
At a barbecue asking for a hot dog *and* a burger.
Trish Stratus says she’s going on a “little Euro triple” 🗺️
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