-
Tweets10K
-
Followers1K
-
Following629
-
Likes26K
I have a friend who is a gay immigrant Trump supporter. My other friends, supposedly progressive people, ask me how I can stay friends with a guy like that. So what? I’m supposed to stop being friends with a guy just because he’s gay?
0
0
3
226
0
View Details
Ronnie Fleming retweeted
@Ron_Flem I still have this
Ronnie Fleming retweeted
Always a good sign for a society when people have to start conversations with sentences like “Personally, I believe murder is a bad thing..”
@Hatr8787 They were on at different times.
Swamp-ass just hits different when you got a bbl.
Ronnie Fleming retweeted
@Ron_Flem 😂😂😂 This is great!
Ronnie Fleming retweeted
Liver King did nothing wrong.
Now that Texas banned weed and porn Americans are fleeing to Mexico for a better life.
Changing a bunch of tires last week made me think about our dads and how they just knew that shit (I had to YouTube). Maybe that’s why they were so quiet, they had to retain all this information. “I’d say I’m proud of you son but I’m afraid I’ll forget how long to boil an egg.”
JD Vance gotta write a Hillbilly Eulogy.
Saw a Men’s Health headline: “How this Married Dad got Supremely Fit at 45.” If I see a married dad get supremely fit at 45, I’m not thinking that man is healthy I think he’s having an affair.
Just want to live long enough my COD will be Suicide by Robocop.
If you’re a fish, Lent is your yearly holocaust
Me, watching the West Wing: “More like the ‘Left’ Wing amiright?” *goes for high-five/hug from my dad that never comes*
Ronnie Fleming retweeted
Saw Love Lies Bleeding and now I know what i must do (grow out my hair like this.)
Women will be like “girl lunch” and it’s vodka
Was the subtext of Annie that no one wants a redhead?
Masturbating in your 20s: I needed that. Masturbating in your 30s: I needed *that*
Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo
7K Followers 1K Following stand up comedian. host of podcast I Love You But Your Music Sucks. often confused and mad about it.
J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade
10K Followers 733 Following Comedian. Debut special “JP McDade: In Brooklyn” on YouTube now.
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
215K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom
2K Followers 3K Following I dunno. He/Him/They/Them (pronouns added for fight picking purposes), proud social worker and union member. Born in the woods of Western Mass, now in a city.
Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
9K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez
3K Followers 2K Following I'm Otto Fernandez. This is my Twitter. EMAIL: [email protected]
Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez
22K Followers 565 Following • mma coach/bjj black belt • @alittletimepod • @nihilift
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
38K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Adam Sokol @SokolAdam
2K Followers 764 Following Some college. I've written stuff for @nytimes @someecards @WhiskeyJournal @redshirtsdieFS Here's some jokes in video form: https://t.co/MrU4F5Zf5v
nick naney @nicknaney
4K Followers 932 Following fatass/dumbass watch my stand up special NESSUN DORMA here: https://t.co/PGjw1ayxcS
Slaughter house guy @DanielJPerafan
6K Followers 2K Following | Actor | V.A. | Comedian | Featured: NYTimes | Seeso | NBC | ComedyClubs: NYCC | SUNY | GWCC | BWCC | QED | C&C | Gotham | GrislyPear
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Nate Fridson @natefridson
3K Followers 1K Following comedian, b-boychik, Detroit sports zealot, baby daddy. All views are your own.
Amber Flannery Field ... @AmericasComic
10K Followers 1K Following I run punk shows at a church. If my son is reading this I love you. practicing Quaker. only good tour guide in New York City.
Tim Unkenholz @timunken
2K Followers 1K Following Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Death Stranding 2
Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
11K Followers 2K Following NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. Check out Roast Battle League NY. he/him
melanie ✨ @melapkeprvjc
3 Followers 190 Following 18 🧸 need a content partner this week 🌶 only responding here ⬇️
Clayton Louw @LouwClayto72083
190 Followers 4K Following
Hunter Eagleman™️... @Hunter_Eaglxman
288 Followers 6K Following America First - @GunterEagleman's Twin Brother - 30 year LEO - Retired Homicide Detective - Let's do this!
Omuneri Onye @OnyeOmuneri
175 Followers 2K Following
GodSSpeeD @GodSSpeeD_
120 Followers 3K Following Offroadin/Racen🚂Driftn👽ET Simracin🕹Gamin🎬Actn🔮 Spiritualn💩Son of a Gun🔫 Studio @brendonraymon
MoreFromFloriDUH @BenincasaTerri
45 Followers 97 Following Before mov'g to/visit'g FL, I'll help you see what I see: lots of hypocrisy, open carry, floods, hurricanes, & a surprisingly high cost of living. C'mon down!
OptionFlow_TA🇺🇸 @Vliealro12553
59 Followers 2K Following 15-30% Monthly | 2 High-Conviction Stocks.Short-Term Gains: 15-20% in Days/Weeks.DM "JOIN" for WhatsApp Alerts. Live Trade Signals • Market Analysis
MUHA MEDS 2G AUTHENTI... @johtrappack
103 Followers 7K Following Online Orders | Doorstep Delivery 📞Contact: https://t.co/fDmgVZZ1Y1 📬TELEGRAM : Johyart 👻SNAP : JOH7100 / POTATO : https://t.co/6yPCcr88X6
The Shadow @The_Shadow8383
113 Followers 662 Following The shadow knows… but do you? Step into a world where silhouettes whisper secrets and every curve of darkness holds a story. https://t.co/8NQUfqjxlE
ze in kraut @Ze_in_Kraut
1 Followers 8 Following Seattle's most eligible hatfish. Emo or autistic? Pearl of our hearts. Fair-haired angel. Your own *personal* Princess Diana.
Stack808 @stack808
1 Followers 67 Following
Katherine Angela @KatherineA7157
24 Followers 542 Following please follow back …. You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. ….Old account was hacked
siiiii @ProGami05152507
8 Followers 710 Following
WeOwnTheLaughs @WeOwnTheLaughs
441 Followers 2K Following Always laugh at life, because it’s actually pretty funny! #LaughAtLife
Toughbl @ToughblONe
40 Followers 979 Following
Indo @Indo63193289
288 Followers 534 Following Achievement Unlocked: You held with friends. 🎮🖤❤️🚀 #GME https://t.co/tn2SgNw8hI https://t.co/JwCkc7za9M
Brittany Travasso @BrittanyTr24613
26 Followers 834 Following
MWOOL76 @mwool76
1K Followers 7K Following
MmmLadyJewels @Mmmladyjewels
986 Followers 8K Following Proud MILF PAWG and in the top 5% OnlyFans creators!! Happy go lucky. https://t.co/5VcjU6rCCz https://t.co/MbDDIAchJm
Ale Peter @InstantWriter01
19 Followers 212 Following I write high-quality automotive blogs that attract car lovers & boost SEO. DM for collab
KC Fool Strike @KCFoolStrike
435 Followers 919 Following Exploring the future of foolery, striving for peak laziness.
Bobby Brown @br02276984
2 Followers 40 Following
Grace Delilah @OwenMichae69346
9 Followers 710 Following
BaAwa @Fungai_Maratu
188 Followers 1K Following
PreciousMajaka @preciousmajaka
223 Followers 1K Following Sports Epidemiology,University of KwaZulu-Natal , Department of Sports and Leisure Sciences/Sports Biomechanics/online learning engineer
U Munsaka wesintwini @MGCI2
294 Followers 480 Following ●Bosso●FC Barcelona●Chicken farmer●Government worker● I'm here to read your tweets
Zee @Zeevai93
3 Followers 5 Following
Tiburtia @Tiburtia11
294 Followers 2K Following
Izzy Gee @IzzymanG
314 Followers 724 Following Christian | Son | Brother | Lover of all things Tech. Here for vibes & a good time 😎
King Jay🇿🇼 @KingJayZim
81K Followers 34K Following Electrical Eng⚡ZesaUK | DJ #SoulShackRadio| Host #PyjamaParty @Classic263 | Chair #TeamFulo | #NjanjaRoots 🇿🇼 | People person | Gooner 🔴 | Soul • Jazz • Afro
Petra @petrostwin
2K Followers 3K Following Pastor, Electronic Comm Eng. Marketing consultant, Arsenal, Proudly Zimbabwean🇿🇼
Bianty @brendonnfn
20 Followers 207 Following
Dennis #GODISINIT #Di... @SLmore08
8K Followers 8K Following @FCBarcelona | @OL | @ManCity fan #ImpalaCarRentalMustFall #ChickenInMustFall ZimbabweanLivesMatter 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼
empress @empress76479900
2K Followers 6K Following An aspiring self taught cook,loves making recipes with own twist.
Malcom Smith @MalcomSmit29780
159 Followers 1K Following private pilot licensed commercial pilot licensed
Prosper Mwedzi @prosmoon
4K Followers 5K Following Assistant Counsel to the Law Officers of the Crown (Attorney General and Solicitor General) in the Bailiwick of Guernsey 🇬🇬
Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo
7K Followers 1K Following stand up comedian. host of podcast I Love You But Your Music Sucks. often confused and mad about it.
J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade
10K Followers 733 Following Comedian. Debut special “JP McDade: In Brooklyn” on YouTube now.
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
215K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom
2K Followers 3K Following I dunno. He/Him/They/Them (pronouns added for fight picking purposes), proud social worker and union member. Born in the woods of Western Mass, now in a city.
Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
9K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez
3K Followers 2K Following I'm Otto Fernandez. This is my Twitter. EMAIL: [email protected]
Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez
22K Followers 565 Following • mma coach/bjj black belt • @alittletimepod • @nihilift
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
38K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Jake Flores 🇵🇸�... @feraljokes
46K Followers 4K Following Comedian. Worker. Degenerate. @PodDamnAmerica
Adam Sokol @SokolAdam
2K Followers 764 Following Some college. I've written stuff for @nytimes @someecards @WhiskeyJournal @redshirtsdieFS Here's some jokes in video form: https://t.co/MrU4F5Zf5v
nick naney @nicknaney
4K Followers 932 Following fatass/dumbass watch my stand up special NESSUN DORMA here: https://t.co/PGjw1ayxcS
Slaughter house guy @DanielJPerafan
6K Followers 2K Following | Actor | V.A. | Comedian | Featured: NYTimes | Seeso | NBC | ComedyClubs: NYCC | SUNY | GWCC | BWCC | QED | C&C | Gotham | GrislyPear
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Nate Fridson @natefridson
3K Followers 1K Following comedian, b-boychik, Detroit sports zealot, baby daddy. All views are your own.
Amber Flannery Field ... @AmericasComic
10K Followers 1K Following I run punk shows at a church. If my son is reading this I love you. practicing Quaker. only good tour guide in New York City.
Tim Unkenholz @timunken
2K Followers 1K Following Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Death Stranding 2
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
4.5M Followers 1K Following ғɪɴᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴡ sʜᴏᴡ + ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇs https://t.co/VVGHDLfQup sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴏɴsᴏʀs: https://t.co/IXBV3oct8E & https://t.co/WL950M9tUr @AJNlive
The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor
1.7M Followers 67 Following You can't step in the same river once. My book, travel show with Audible, and newsletter ↓
Boots Riley @BootsRiley
190K Followers 17K Following New film, I Love Boosters IN THEATERS AND VOD IN NORTH AMERICA NOW. In theaters internationally in October.
Heed the Call NFL Pod... @HeedTheCallPod
16K Followers 302 Following Official account for Heed the Call NFL Podcast with @DanHanzus & @MarcSessler - Check out the HTC Patreon for exclusive bonus content!
SKANKFEST @SkankfestNYC
21K Followers 283 Following YoKratom Presents SKANKFEST X 2026 in NOLA! Nov 13-15th - Badges on sale now at https://t.co/7inHMa1qEq!
T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams
94K Followers 3K Following Columnist @thehill, @NRO, and @dcexaminer. Bylines @wsjopinion and @nypost. Subscribe to my free Substack: https://t.co/tqspHakJ1A
NWS Pittsburgh @NWSPittsburgh
60K Followers 297 Following Official X Account for National Weather Service Pittsburgh. Details: https://t.co/8d1sNmsovg
Tim @TastyTim123
9 Followers 23 Following
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
99K Followers 6K Following Standup / Late Night Writer / Book “Dead People Suck” / Hulu special “Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" (Hulu, Amazon, Apple TV) - On Tour
Chris Nakis @chris_nakis
820 Followers 654 Following I made a short comedy special titled 'Swimmingly'. You can watch it here: https://t.co/vQrOhv0HyO
Annam (uh-numb) ☻�... @AnnamLaughs
4K Followers 968 Following 6’9” bc apparently that matters writer comedian actor Featured on WLKY News as Goku K1ll the p3dos
Andy Kindler @AndyKindler
119K Followers 6K Following Time to exit this fascist echo chamber. https://t.co/0LMkkwbvBE
Tig Notaro @TigNotaro
164K Followers 5K Following Official Twitter for Tig Notaro. **TWEETS NOT BY TIG** but by Tig's friends, friends of friends, & charities we love. Tour dates on https://t.co/S3AGRPJkuZ
David Horning @THEdavidhorning
402 Followers 915 Following Comedian . Speaker . Humor Resources Guy . Not safe for work . Co-Founder of Secret Society Comedy . Maybe the milkman’s son.
Joey Welsh @joeywelsh5
1K Followers 721 Following Comic. Co-Founder of We Got Next Comedy. Pittsburgh Firefighter. I’m really good at ranking things nobody cares about.
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.4M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Bryan Sternik @THEBryanSternik
2K Followers 2K Following 🎤 Stand Up Comedian 🎙️ Host of ‘The Bits & Giggle Show’ on YouTube 🤫 Secret Society Comedy 🐰 The Last Bunny Ears on Bloody Bites @screamboxtv
Mike DiGuglielmo @TheMikeDiggy
283 Followers 687 Following Joke Teller. Video Editor. Semi-proud member of @loosecannonPGH.
Paige Polesnak @WhiteGirlNoLips
273 Followers 214 Following Pittsburgh Comedian. Makes friends in the bathroom and hell yeah I’ve got a spare hair tie.
Dan Brady @dbcomedy814
102 Followers 212 Following Drove over the world's smallest covered bridge twice▪︎ White guy with a podcast▪︎ Nascar Nerd▪︎ Decently funny 🏳️🌈
Bree @bree_egg
49 Followers 47 Following I love cheese. I hate onions. If you want to know more check out my podcast with @cavin_egg. By Its Cover podcast 🐤 @byitscoverpod & ig 📸 @byitscoverpod.
Pickwick & Frolic/ Hi... @Hilarities
7K Followers 2K Following Amazing Entertainment Complex complete with a Restaurant, Martini Bar, Cabaret Room, Champagne Bar and home of HILARITIES. #East4thFamous #4thStreetFamous
Mike Lemme @mike_lemme
164 Followers 521 Following Comedian, Playwright. ‘Before The Drugs Kick In’ Off-Broadway near Union Square, 4th NYC Extension 6/19-6/30
Mike Devore @itsmikedevore
617 Followers 1K Following 2023 CAPE New Writers Finalist | 2022 Netflix Animation Foundation | 2021 WGF Veterans Writing Project |
pauliestags @pauliestags
94 Followers 267 Following Comedian, Musician, Voice Artist. Level 10 Bard. I'm a jerk-of-all-trades.
Ali @AllisonBurdick
854 Followers 469 Following Findlay PharmD ‘22 | UPMC Presby PGY1 ‘23 | Jackson EM PGY2 ‘24 | EM CPS | ΑΖΩ |
Comedian With A Bar S... @BarShowComedian
683 Followers 0 Following You can do my show if I can do yours. friend of @standupbooker
nick griffin @thenickgriffin
18K Followers 6K Following https://t.co/al4O0qbzSP i am a comedian. Conan. Colbert. Letterman. I have a special on amazon. #CheerUp. Also a horror podcast on iTunes called Scary Monsters.
Mike Conley @MikeConleyFunny
1K Followers 1K Following Overly seasoned, touring Comedian. Texas Rangers & Washington Football Team fan. Co-host of the Z-Country Morning Show on 99.9 WTUZ. https://t.co/wlCERX7hnt
Vail Comedy Festival @vailcomedyfest
431 Followers 648 Following We'll be back Memorial Day Weekend 2026 following up four consecutive sellout years, get more info at https://t.co/p36A9ulOhJ
Zeptepland @zeptepland
8 Followers 54 Following Recording studio & music publishing co. on a private oasis. Home base to producer, audio engineer & artist AM Namee a.k.a. Zep Tepi 🏝️
Manuel Rondon @MannyRondon
296 Followers 467 Following My name is Manny. I like to make videos and eating turkey burgers. Make sure you drink a lot of water cause my fiancé doesn’t 🙃
QUEEN OF STAINS @StainsQueen
3K Followers 2K Following It’s better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit. Jokes. Stories. A lot of stains.
Maggie Maxwell @maggiemxwell
889 Followers 903 Following Comedy Writer & Performer. I put the "humor" in "humorless feminist." she/her
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 13 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Brittany Alexis @Bfeldz
294 Followers 342 Following Christian, Attorney, Comic. I guess there really are some things money can’t buy. Like a Twitter account.
No Coast Comedy Club @NoCoastPod
453 Followers 1K Following A podcast that profiles comics who are making their way in comedy from unlikely places. Hosted by Zach Peterson @mrzachpeterson
JC Coccoli @JCcoccoli
8K Followers 5K Following Touring comedian | Entertainment Strategist| Previously: Amazon, Disney, FOX, @RachelZoe. Performing globally at sea. Inquiries: [email protected] 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇦
Mosser Casting @MosserCasting
3K Followers 308 Following Casting SPEAKING PARTS AND EXTRAS since 1990 for film, tv, and commercial projects! 🎥 Female-owned and operated business 💪👩🦳You might like
Nate Fridson
@natefridson
3K Followers
Alina
@Alinal3pc7
598 Followers
Courtney Maginnis
@courtmaginnis
1K Followers
Kendall Farrell
@kendall_farrell
1K Followers
Patrick Schroeder
@Schrotime
2K Followers
Dan Fitzpatrick
@DannyFitz1020
1K Followers
Joel Walkowski
@theBigWalkowski
2K Followers
Lizzie Martinez
@lizzaymartinez
581 Followers
Koshin Egal
@Koshsaysthings
319 Followers
John Rosenberger
@JohnJohnPhenom
2K Followers
Roberto C. Tobar
@rtobar83
1K Followers
Matthew Maragno
@MattMaragno
814 Followers