rob delaney @robdelaney
You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below. linktr.ee/hearttworks London, England Joined February 2009-
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🚨 We're gearing up to BREAK THE SIEGE OF GAZA! Delivering desperately needed aid and unwavering solidarity. Gaza, you're not alone! We won't stop until the people of Palestine are FREE!
Learn about the Freedom Flotilla here: freedomflotilla.org Please RT & if you’re a journalist, write about it. ❤️
Learn about the Freedom Flotilla here: freedomflotilla.org Please RT & if you’re a journalist, write about it. ❤️
Devastating piece in @nybooks by Omar al-Najjar, a young doctor in Gaza. Omar and I have been in touch over the months, and I remain incapable of understanding the weight he bears. nybooks.com/online/2024/04…
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
My wife’s boyfriend got a Cybertruck!
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No? How about a toothless, leathery sow? Limping human toilet? You pick; I have 3 poems prepared.
Press conference in Istanbul this morning, with #FreedomFlotilla participants & representatives of many countries. We are all ready to sail to #BreakTheSiege of Gaza! freedomflotilla.org/media-contacts/
Press conference in Istanbul this morning, with #FreedomFlotilla participants & representatives of many countries. We are all ready to sail to #BreakTheSiege of Gaza! freedomflotilla.org/media-contacts/
#Laurel? #Yanny? We hear Jerusalem! x.com/whitehouse/sta…
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Good morning from the west lawn of Columbia University where over 100 students slept overnight. We are still here going strong and here we will remain until Columbia meets our demands! #cu4palestine
🌋New High on Fire album, Cometh the Storm, is out today. I got an early copy & have been studying it in my obsidian lodge for a cpl weeks. This particular track, Darker Fleece, is one of the greatest fuck off freight train riff/drum combos ever. youtu.be/HtqYfItkRPM?si…
"When the NYPD Strategic Response Group—which the New York Civil Liberties Union has repeatedly characterized as “notoriously violent”—is welcomed onto campus with open arms, it is Shafik who “disrupts campus life” and infringes on her supposedly paramount principle of safety."
"When the NYPD Strategic Response Group—which the New York Civil Liberties Union has repeatedly characterized as “notoriously violent”—is welcomed onto campus with open arms, it is Shafik who “disrupts campus life” and infringes on her supposedly paramount principle of safety."
Rob Delaney, David Rasche and Esco Jouléy have been cast in recurring roles in FX’s limited series ‘Dying For Sex,’ starring Michelle Williams and Jenny Slate deadline.com/2024/04/dying-…
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Striking parallels between the Berlin and Columbia crackdowns: Shockingly authoritarian, bizarrely disproportionate and clearly aimed at spreading fear, possibly not legal, enacted at high cost to the respective institutions/governments. Real home front fighting vibes.
What is going on here @BarnardCollege @Columbia? How does a student with no disciplinary record suddenly get to a suspension less than 24 hours after a nonviolent protest? What merits asymmetric crackdowns on Palestinian human rights protests?
What is going on here @BarnardCollege @Columbia? How does a student with no disciplinary record suddenly get to a suspension less than 24 hours after a nonviolent protest? What merits asymmetric crackdowns on Palestinian human rights protests?
Just got out of jail after Columbia called NYPD to mass arrest 100+ students. I have been suspended and evicted from housing by Barnard. This has only strengthened my commitment to the movement for Palestinian liberation and I promise to continue fighting for divestment.
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In every protest I’ve seen, whenever Muslims are praying, people - of all backgrounds, beliefs - have shown up to protect us. I’d be lying if I said this image didn’t choke me up.
During Jummah (Friday prayer) this afternoon, Columbia University students formed a human shield with blankets to provide privacy to those students participating in prayer after a video showing students praying on the lawn began circulating on social media 📸
It's important to remember that Edward Said taught at Columbia for 40 years. Columbia has a Centre for Palestinian Studies due to his scholarship. He unabashedly navigated those wretched spaces; confronting and exposing what no one else would— to build an entire new discipline.
It is wild that the student protesters are being portrayed as radical for being against…the genocide and torture of children. To oppose genocide and child torture was previously not a controversial stance. It is the default mode of being human. That innate moral instinct is now…
🚨 UPDATE: Amazon Union Leader Chris Smalls (@Shut_downAmazon) speaks to the Gaza Solidarity Encampment!!
To give the Netanyahu government more offensive weapons at this stage would be to condone the utter destruction of Gaza and risks fueling a deadly regional war. I will vote “no” on sending more offensive weapons to Israel. My full statement:
Devastating piece in @nybooks by Omar al-Najjar, a young doctor in Gaza. Omar and I have been in touch over the months, and I remain incapable of understanding the weight he bears. nybooks.com/online/2024/04…
I am enormously proud of my daughter @israhirsi. She has always led with courage and compassion, from organizing a statewide school walk out on the 20th anniversary of Columbine at the age of 15, to leading the biggest youth climate rally at our nation’s Capitol at 16, and now…
On Campus speaking shortly ✊🏽🇵🇸 @ColumbiaSJP
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
Columbia University made a huge mistake calling the cops on student protesters. It has transformed the activism of hundreds of students into a student movement of thousands with millions around the world watching. Thank you Minouche Shafik!
BREAKING: Actress @SusanSarandon has joined the Palestine solidarity activists rallying outside of Columbia University gates to share her message of solidarity with the students.
The big man’s back
‘AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY’ is reportedly set to be directed by someone who never directed a Marvel film before. The film is expected to start shooting early next year. (Via: youtube.com/live/rVhveqMSN…)
I knew it
kacey musgraves is like if taylor swift had tried psychedelics instead of making a deal with the devil to avoid dying in a shipwreck in the 1820s
Is is amazing how the protesters are always right 50 years ago and always wrong today
@robdelaney I just played that track for my Aunt and she picked up my Ford F150, rolled it into twine, and now she’s flossing with it while she gives birth to several Minotaurs 🤘🏻
this individual is a professor at columbia university and has been filming students at the Gaza Solidarity Encampment. he wears all black and refers to students as “terrorists”. Recommend staying away for personal safety. #cu4palestine
This is indeed a master class in How to Open Your Movie
The opening scene of Austin Powers is fucking incredible 🕺🏽😄