God @god

I will judge you. I am a parody, just like your god. heaven Joined January 2007

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God @god

2 days ago

Turn the other cheek for a better side-eye.

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God @god

3 days ago

Fingernails grow faster than toenails. You're welcome.

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God @god

4 days ago

Did @s8n acquire @Google ? Sure seems like it.

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God @god

5 days ago

How would you guys feel about a new animal that could like take its eyes off and put them back on? Just workshopping.

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God @god

a week ago

Wait, guys, maybe we're being too hard on theater kids. Lol jk.

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God @god

2 weeks ago

What can I do for you today?

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God @god

3 weeks ago

I can tell when you are lying.

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God @god

3 weeks ago

“Though shalt not covet”… I never said that Moses.

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God @god

4 weeks ago

New commandment dropping soon, stay tuned. (any suggestions?)

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God @god

4 weeks ago

You were adopted.

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God @god

4 weeks ago

Jesus came again! 💦

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4 weeks ago

Bunnies don’t lay eggs stoopid.

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God @god

4 weeks ago

Happy hide and seek Jesus.

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Creepy.org @creepydotorg

4 weeks ago

Brother like toes!

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Fascinating @fasc1nate

4 weeks ago

Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist after being accused of faking the moon landing in 2002.

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God @god

4 weeks ago

Fine, embarrass yourselves!

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4 weeks ago

Now for only $59.99, you can un-separate church and state.

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4 weeks ago

Retweet this and I will spot you a sin.

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Satan @s8n

2.7M Followers 116 Following Not evil just misunderstood.

Satan @s8nstan

371K Followers 288 Following I stan @s8n | https://t.co/gNETuU8znF

Evil Twin @s8nsEvilTwin

37K Followers 78 Following The better twin - DM for enquiries

Carpenter. Shepherd. Part-time Magician. Started with 12 followers.
I blaspheme myself. Love tithes. Not a Parody!
Language: tongues
https://t.co/2mjQHMiiLP

Jesus Christ⌚ @Jesus_FH_Christ

13K Followers 367 Following Carpenter. Shepherd. Part-time Magician. Started with 12 followers. I blaspheme myself. Love tithes. Not a Parody! Language: tongues https://t.co/2mjQHMiiLP

Sir Isaac Newton 🇵.. @SirlssacNewton

8K Followers 4K Following The one and only discoverer/inventor of Gravity. English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, alchemist, theologian.

God @TheLordDecides

20K Followers 726 Following I am god, I like tweeting. Parody.

King Jedidiah Solomon, 3rd King of the United Monarchy of Israel, Son of David.
Author of the most woke books in the Bible. Parody, blue check.

Solomon, King👑 @GoodKingSolomon

6K Followers 6K Following King Jedidiah Solomon, 3rd King of the United Monarchy of Israel, Son of David. Author of the most woke books in the Bible. Parody, blue check.

Hades @Rex_Mortuis

5K Followers 2K Following God of the Underworld, The Dead, and Wealth

St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep

15K Followers 139 Following Heaven's bouncer. If your name isn't on the list, you're not getting in.

Freya @RealFreyja

1K Followers 1K Following I do alot of Great things but.. Spelling ain't one of em #ParodyAccount

The Holy Spirit @LordGiverOfLife

6K Followers 192 Following founder, #GodSquad // dms open for thoughts & prayers

Morell @TweetOfMoses_

17K Followers 252 Following He/Him queer critter, 19, 🇵🇸, Greek-Latin classical student

Metatron...He who speaks (Pleads) for the world before the Holy One.
3 Enoch 30

Voice of God - #VoG
Scribe of Heaven- #SoH
Knower of Secrets - #KoS

Biff Metatron - Procy.. @Biff_Metatron

3K Followers 4K Following Metatron...He who speaks (Pleads) for the world before the Holy One. 3 Enoch 30 Voice of God - #VoG Scribe of Heaven- #SoH Knower of Secrets - #KoS

Horus 💛💙 @RealFalconGod

840 Followers 507 Following Loving husband of Hathor, father of 4, Egyptian god of the sky, god of kings, god of war. I’m sort of a big deal.

Neptunesux @ReallyNeptune

523 Followers 367 Following 23 fish man apolitical night shift generally an idiot. National Suicide Prevention Hotline 800-273-8255

Human™ @Human_Mk3

6K Followers 449 Following ᕕ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ᕗ wannabe everything

Psychology Says @0xPsychology

10K Followers 2K Following Daily Psychology Thoughts you should know

Athena_GoddessA 🥇 @Athena_GoddessA

3K Followers 297 Following If you ever need wisdom or war strategy you know who to turn to 😁 Thank you for the profile pic @ReginasHorror Medal given to me by @Eris_the_apple Asexual

ZPTR @TheZPTR

310 Followers 776 Following NASCAR? in THIS ECONOMY?!?!

osama bin russell @Aahana73581736

2 Followers 69 Following W15=15W BUT THEN! Osama Bin Russel jihads it into the corner

DistrustfundMaL @IOsokoya76191

10 Followers 58 Following Pangolo Frontend developer and an everything editor

Herba Jehovah Herhiva @herhiva50293

521 Followers 6K Following iam from shipping family rich family writing poems love museum

Guinevere Eisllan @guinevereisllan

0 Followers 107 Following

Erik Padilla @realerikpadilla

20 Followers 1K Following Founder Deaf 🧏‍♂️

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒊😶�.. @SuziUnseen420

480 Followers 949 Following Life is a bitch. She's the bitch with STDS that doesn't want to bonk anyone but you 😂 #cannibas #boxing #UFC 120 lbs. gone fo’ good! 💪🏻😚🍃💨💔🎤♍️

bonus meme @desertedeagle

140 Followers 396 Following kuzy is my spirit animal 🦑🦅🇮🇱

UniWinds @UniWindUp

46 Followers 304 Following Yooooooo!! I'm Uni! I just...really like outer space lmao

Luwaina Martinez-Diaz @diaz_luwai45248

2K Followers 5K Following A child of God, a woman of faith, a warrior of Christ. ⚔️ Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸 No DMs please

lav. 🍉 (theythem) @lavbubblez

134 Followers 1K Following they/them (non binary)😱 13 proship, zoo, pedo/loli, etc dni

CFCpotentialRecruiter @CFCrecruiterRSA

215 Followers 3K Following

Treymond Green da FUK.. @TreyPfromCali

13K Followers 6K Following Everyday I'm getting realer, rawer, or richer...and not necessarily in that order... #HowYaMommaNem

I have backyard chickens. I believe in a world where we can also have front yard chickens. I'm also really into #BCpoli, Canadian politics, and tax stuff.

Dan Last name @DanFromVictoria

54 Followers 111 Following I have backyard chickens. I believe in a world where we can also have front yard chickens. I'm also really into #BCpoli, Canadian politics, and tax stuff.

commapralineluv @commapralineluv

1 Followers 160 Following

Charles🏀👑 @CWGoat2330

1K Followers 3K Following Proverbs 3:5-6 ✝️ #Nba Fan #Dubnation💙💛

瓜子沙拉 @sarahseedsalad

4 Followers 11 Following Write it for fun, don't think too much.

Ulrich Von Leichtenst.. @ulrichvoncoc

27 Followers 193 Following Just a man trying to change his stars

Lokesh Gidituri @lokeshgidituri

0 Followers 753 Following

M. @beanss_on_toast

1 Followers 29 Following I cant decide if I like this app or not

jabu @jabuFPS

264 Followers 2K Following #DubNation #GoBigBlue

Yingisani @Yingisani_za

943 Followers 3K Following A luta continua, vitória é certa✊🏾 Digital citizen🚀⚡️

FPL Monjil @Im_Monjil

Shubham @prazzzapati

49 Followers 182 Following spotify is the only green flag ik

Bojack Bengaliman @bengalibojack

226 Followers 567 Following সামান্য এক বাঙালি

Kazuhiro ueda @thekazuhiroueda

20 Followers 138 Following 私は、一番大事な物事に時間をかけようと思っています。I'm thinking of spending time on the most important things.

Crisvermut @crisvermut

574 Followers 77 Following Content creator OF Insta: crisvermut Os espero🔥🙈

Satan @s8n

2.7M Followers 116 Following Not evil just misunderstood.

Satan @s8nstan

371K Followers 288 Following I stan @s8n | https://t.co/gNETuU8znF

MrBeast @MrBeast

29.4M Followers 2K Following X Super Official CEO

•••.eth @724ETH

#OAKLANDFIGHTCLUB #Dubnation #RaiderNation #AI #Hamm400 #Science #Consciousness #QuantumPhysics #Dogon #Philosophy #AncientEgypt #FilmMaker #Art #AGI

MC HAMMER e/acc @MCHammer

3.1M Followers 68K Following #OAKLANDFIGHTCLUB #Dubnation #RaiderNation #AI #Hamm400 #Science #Consciousness #QuantumPhysics #Dogon #Philosophy #AncientEgypt #FilmMaker #Art #AGI

Ged Tarpey @ged

21K Followers 898 Following Chief Commercial Officer @MiamiDolphins / Imported from Manchester / Ex-@Twitter

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5K Followers 412 Following The most advanced smart contract framework on earth. Trusted by Yearn, Lido, Curve, Element and more Join us → https://t.co/UM9YQpZrUh

270 tech & security companies license my patents for mobile app security. More pending for SMS. Helped to launch @AIM Founder of @MetaCert #madebydyslexia #adhd

Paul Walsh @Paul__Walsh

4K Followers 486 Following 270 tech & security companies license my patents for mobile app security. More pending for SMS. Helped to launch @AIM Founder of @MetaCert #madebydyslexia #adhd

XKCD Comic @xkcdComic

372K Followers 1 Following XKCD comic feed with images and mobile friendly links. Unofficial, feed run by @dghubble

Rick and Morty @RickandMorty

2.6M Followers 211 Following Watch Rick and Morty on @adultswim and @streamonmax

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

14.7M Followers 28 Following Astrophysicist

Pepelangelo @pepelangelo

18K Followers 883 Following I’m an independent artist who paints Sad Frog memes in oil on canvas since 2016

Public Nouns @PublicNouns

2K Followers 167 Following Public Nouns for Public Goods (⌐◨-◨, ⌐◨-◨)

Himiko Cloud @himikocloudband

42 Followers 111 Following Instrumental Progressive Rock made in the heart of the PNW

vengist.⌐◨-◨ �.. @0xd2_eth

1K Followers 967 Following philosopher of networks, designer of worlds @theopenmachine @meta_cartel @PublicNouns @nowdaoit @raidguild

Metagov is a laboratory for digital governance. We build tools, practices, and communities for self-governance in the digital age.

Metagov @metagov_project

3K Followers 31 Following Metagov is a laboratory for digital governance. We build tools, practices, and communities for self-governance in the digital age.

The first dedicated fund backing investment DAOs. Operating as a DAO ourselves, our mission is to proliferate community first investing across all of web3.

Hydra Ventures @HydraVentures_

3K Followers 3 Following The first dedicated fund backing investment DAOs. Operating as a DAO ourselves, our mission is to proliferate community first investing across all of web3.

Sofia @sofialarte

749 Followers 881 Following explorationofbeauty #art

Crypto, Community & Consciousness✨ investing in communities & helping communities invest @seedclubvc - decentralized AI maxi

anima - AI x Hope @insideNiMA

4K Followers 3K Following Crypto, Community & Consciousness✨ investing in communities & helping communities invest @seedclubvc - decentralized AI maxi

Together, we create life-changing wishes for children with critical illnesses. #DonateCrypto to help grant wishes https://t.co/XUvVtTMXR9

Make-A-Wish Internati.. @MakeAWishIntl

19K Followers 8K Following Together, we create life-changing wishes for children with critical illnesses. #DonateCrypto to help grant wishes https://t.co/XUvVtTMXR9

Alexander Taub (🔺�.. @ajt

34K Followers 2K Following Co-founder and CEO at @Truth. Previously built @JoinUpstream, @SocialRank (acq by Trufan), ex-BD at Dwolla & Aviary.

This is basically my public notebook - I Build Tech Communities at @schlossbbg || Prev. @hcav1660 || House of Schaumburg Lippe || Steward of @daoesco

Donatus Schaumburg-Li.. @schaumburgd

653 Followers 1K Following This is basically my public notebook - I Build Tech Communities at @schlossbbg || Prev. @hcav1660 || House of Schaumburg Lippe || Steward of @daoesco

0xJoshua.eth (🦇,�.. @0xJoshuaSL

Where collectible wine, blockchain & unique experiences intersect. Explore your passion for wine. Curiosity. Generosity. Inclusivity.

Club dVIN (🍷, ⛓) @clubdvin

1K Followers 752 Following Where collectible wine, blockchain & unique experiences intersect. Explore your passion for wine. Curiosity. Generosity. Inclusivity.

True DAOs someday, but not without experimentation. Pour gas on the fire @nowdaoit / @meta_cartel / @raidguild

https://t.co/Xf8ewL6iHG

Dekan 🌶️/acc @DekanBro

2K Followers 1K Following True DAOs someday, but not without experimentation. Pour gas on the fire @nowdaoit / @meta_cartel / @raidguild https://t.co/Xf8ewL6iHG

Raid Guild ⚔️ @RaidGuild

9K Followers 30 Following A Decentralized Collective of Mercenaries Ready to Slay Your Web3 Product Demons @meta_cartel @molochDAO @nowdaoit

web3 developer + multidisciplinary artist @ https://t.co/KABoyn4AgJ • on-chain generative glitch computational art • 3D audiovisual databending

godmin @heaven_computer

9K Followers 417 Following web3 developer + multidisciplinary artist @ https://t.co/KABoyn4AgJ • on-chain generative glitch computational art • 3D audiovisual databending

EF is a non-profit and part of a community of organizations and people working to fund protocol development, grow the ecosystem, and advocate for Ethereum.

Ethereum Foundation @ethereum

3.4M Followers 0 Following EF is a non-profit and part of a community of organizations and people working to fund protocol development, grow the ecosystem, and advocate for Ethereum.

Gene Kogan @genekogan

27K Followers 776 Following My avatars @eden_art_ @abraham_ai_ @mars_college

Auryn @auryn_macmillan

9K Followers 5K Following Pathfinder @gnosisguild #DAO Ⓥ ⟠ 🦉 🪐 ⚪🪦 🔆 🐜 🏀 🤡 ▀▄▀

Zero-fee crypto donation platform that rewards donors to verified public goods projects. Donate to a verified project & get rewarded.

Giveth @Giveth

16K Followers 2K Following Zero-fee crypto donation platform that rewards donors to verified public goods projects. Donate to a verified project & get rewarded.

VincentVanDough @Vince_Van_Dough

175K Followers 3K Following Purveyor of shitcoins and fine art at @AOTMgallery, @NotablePepes, @Pepe__wtf, @TungstenDAO

noah ⛲️ @noah0x0

46K Followers 2K Following sales @fountainxyz | ex- @cryptopunksnfts ex- @christiesinc | artist + founder @HOWLERZNFT

Co-Founder and President of DASTAN, home of @RugRadio & @DecryptMedia, host @fomohour, collector, investor, and gm of gm’s | opinions are my own

Sheikh Farokh (發咯.. @farokh

359K Followers 4K Following Co-Founder and President of DASTAN, home of @RugRadio & @DecryptMedia, host @fomohour, collector, investor, and gm of gm’s | opinions are my own

Bharat Krymo @krybharat

118K Followers 3K Following "It's a movement, not a moment." ✊ Builder, Angel investor and JPEG connoisseur. GP at @6529capital. Member @WolvesDAO. IG: bharatkrymo

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46K Followers 860 Following spaceman @creatureworld https://t.co/DgmjH8pSSx

seedphrase @seedphrase

205K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/JdkBh8kToP

Writer・Collector・Trader・Angel Investor・Founder: @ZenAcademy and @The333Club 🔮 Follow me on Farcaster: https://t.co/5xfuZtLD2u

Zeneca 🔮 @Zeneca

375K Followers 12K Following Writer・Collector・Trader・Angel Investor・Founder: @ZenAcademy and @The333Club 🔮 Follow me on Farcaster: https://t.co/5xfuZtLD2u

XCOPY 🏴 @XCOPYART

243K Followers 3K Following CRYPTO X ART

Cozomo de’ Medici @CozomoMedici

300K Followers 2K Following Grand patron of the digital arts 🌹 Art: @kdean ⚔️ Business: @gbmedici ⚜️🔴🔴⚜️🔴⚜️🔴🔴 ⚜️

mariano.eth | 🦇�.. @nanexcool

62K Followers 1K Following #Ethereum minimalist🧉🇦🇷🐔

hayden.eth 🦄 @haydenzadams

282K Followers 563 Following Inventor of the @Uniswap Protocol

MolochDAO is focused on funding Ethereum development in the name of Moloch, the God of Coordination.

Meditations on Moloch ➡https://t.co/wGnlik52Ke…

👹 MolochDAO @MolochDAO

12K Followers 22 Following MolochDAO is focused on funding Ethereum development in the name of Moloch, the God of Coordination. Meditations on Moloch ➡https://t.co/wGnlik52Ke…

Empowering communities to fund, build, & protect what matters. Home of... 💚 Gitcoin Grants Program 💸 Gitcoin @GrantsStack 🛡 @GitcoinPassport ⛲️ @AlloProtocol

Gitcoin @gitcoin

207K Followers 752 Following Empowering communities to fund, build, & protect what matters. Home of... 💚 Gitcoin Grants Program 💸 Gitcoin @GrantsStack 🛡 @GitcoinPassport ⛲️ @AlloProtocol

We do a little gambling, investing, art collecting and hosting @wedoalittlepod | All I know is nothing at all | 💙❤️ @MrsDeeze | Studious Advibesor @shillrxyz

DeeZe (ref code “de.. @DeeZe

260K Followers 7K Following We do a little gambling, investing, art collecting and hosting @wedoalittlepod | All I know is nothing at all | 💙❤️ @MrsDeeze | Studious Advibesor @shillrxyz

Dedicated to bringing compelling works of contemporary generative art to life.

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Art Blocks @artblocks_io

174K Followers 556 Following Dedicated to bringing compelling works of contemporary generative art to life. News: https://t.co/e21KFIl7hO Discord: https://t.co/tlEnmbfYea

internet citizen, DAO cartographer, EVM whisperer, shitpost artist + chaos magician @ @greenpillnet/@gitcoin. i spin bits 4 fun/profit, watch out 4 my MegaByte!

Owocki.Ξth (🍄,�.. @owocki

106K Followers 3K Following internet citizen, DAO cartographer, EVM whisperer, shitpost artist + chaos magician @ @greenpillnet/@gitcoin. i spin bits 4 fun/profit, watch out 4 my MegaByte!

DAO engineer piecing together the web3 puzzle 🌱🕋 Dev + Design + Strategy @TheMetaFactory @MetaFam @astrodrop_xyz @VENTURE_DAO @coordinape @sourcecred 🤖🌶🐙

🌳 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐀.. @META_DREAMER

5K Followers 2K Following DAO engineer piecing together the web3 puzzle 🌱🕋 Dev + Design + Strategy @TheMetaFactory @MetaFam @astrodrop_xyz @VENTURE_DAO @coordinape @sourcecred 🤖🌶🐙

Santiago R Santos | #.. @santiagoroel

111K Followers 783 Following I like crypto & Harry Potter⚡️ | Sometimes write https://t.co/HzSSlGmmwm | Tweets not investment advice

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