Political Satirical - "cogito, ergo sum" @CallOutToryLies
Political Commentary & Social Sarcasm. My Social Filter is in the Dishwasher. Tories don't like me for some reason? I will say Cunt and much worse. #GTTO threads.net/@political.sat… TORY HELL - Fascist Kingdom UK Joined April 2023-
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Yet... Flag shagging Stella fuelled and BRaverman worshipping Tory types are outraged if you dare suggest; are you sure you are 100% born and bred British? Cos I highly bloody doubt it. Racists, one Randy granny away, from a relative that enjoyed 50 Shades of dick.
Well that escalated quickly!
Brexit Border Checks caught up at Brexit Border? 'Don't be stupid!' 5 times... 'oh...'
Brexit Border Checks caught up at Brexit Border? 'Don't be stupid!' 5 times... 'oh...'
#LeeAnderson One of the Tories who crushed councils into bankruptcy, Labour & Tory alike. Yet Lee always gets paid... Funny that.
#LeeAnderson One of the Tories who crushed councils into bankruptcy, Labour & Tory alike. Yet Lee always gets paid... Funny that. https://t.co/LjvZXjWAHi
Has @carolvorders called out for why @SangitaMyska is MIA? #freesangitamyska #WhereisSangitaMyska
#GeneralElection What's stopping him? He's not getting on with the job. He's getting on with the rob. #Infosys #GTTO #StopTheSmallCrooks #StopTheSunaks
@Lyrical_Whacks @CallOutToryLies @SangitaMyska OH LOOK THE LBC OWNER
Hello @LBC *poke*
SHE OFFERED TO POST HER FULL TAX DETAILS YOU MORON. Now, Day 1 of wondering why you don't ask Rishi, Hunt & the other MP's to grow balls & let's end this story. BUT YOU WON'T THOUGH WILL YOU! You toady fucking FRAGGLE!
SHE OFFERED TO POST HER FULL TAX DETAILS YOU MORON. Now, Day 1 of wondering why you don't ask Rishi, Hunt & the other MP's to grow balls & let's end this story. BUT YOU WON'T THOUGH WILL YOU! You toady fucking FRAGGLE!
https://t.co/QVS7YL2eII
"He IS Risen! Hal -eh -oooh yaaaaaaaaaaaah" Errrrr, Nanny; One might need a Trouser refresh....
Not so long ago... What ever happened to that?
3 Finger Salute - #3FingerSalute That is what my years of Indentured servitude in the company of this instrument of child cruelty taught me. Fuck You - Flanked by perpendicular Phalanges Parentheses.
#WhereisSangitaMyska @LBC owe us an explanation as to why she's not on air. Censorship is always wrong but especially when all Sangita did was say what we all know and can see. They like pretty South Asian women when they stay in their box and talk about nothing of consequence.
He's stupid stupid, very very stupid; he's very stupid.
He's stupid stupid, very very stupid; he's very stupid.
#ChrisPhilp AGAIN Like #BBCQT wasn't enough? #CongoBongoChrisPhilp
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1K Followers 730 Following my urge to create became fiercer than my urge to self-destruct. ♡ sarcasm, synonyms, semi-colons. surviving solely out of spite. collector of collective nouns ♡
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Julian 🇬🇧 🇪�.. @JJ_Brownbridge
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@CallOutToryLies @JacquelineCabl9 Wow. Don't try to explain tex mex food to them, they might explode.
@CallOutToryLies Wait till they get told about crab sticks!
@CallOutToryLies For most gammons the number of individuals is far less due to rampant inbreeding …
@CallOutToryLies Nobody tell the lad about fishcakes, or potato cakes, or hash cakes, or confuse him with a cake of soap...
@CallOutToryLies He's obviously never eaten a Urinal Cake
@CallOutToryLies What about urinal cakes? He must have pissed over a few of them.
@CallOutToryLies 🙋Someone needs to ask if he has heard of a mince pie
@CallOutToryLies No crab cakes for him then.
@CallOutToryLies I’m tempted to introduce a cake of soap into that discussion!😉
@CallOutToryLies Oh yes Definitely sarcasm! Can you imagine how angry he would’ve been if you have actually said it to his face, I had 100 m² of Indian stone delivered, my brother came over, and asked where I was going to put it? Me : “ on the ground” 🤣🤣🤣
@CallOutToryLies Watching these people and their long lost relatives in Magaland just proves how wrong inbreeding is.
@CallOutToryLies Presumably he’s never heard of fish cakes either then 🙄
@CallOutToryLies Has he never heard of cattle cake ? That really would blow his mind 😝
@CallOutToryLies Id still like it in my garden, Rusty ornaments in gardens is all the thing at the moment
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