James @matkinsj
This week I are mostly been eating... Gü London Joined November 2010-
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James retweeted
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
Laughs in GLA portion of council tax. Now that’s some everyday extortion
Laughs in GLA portion of council tax. Now that’s some everyday extortion
James retweeted
Continental cheese: We used a process unchanged for 600 years and aged it in a cave for two years British cheese: We briefly scared a cow American cheese: We fed some descriptions of cheese into an AI engine
“Tell everyone Donald dropped the screw in the tuna”
“Tell everyone Donald dropped the screw in the tuna” https://t.co/dqSfd1VTvw
James retweeted
On balance, still the funniest thing that has ever happened in the entire history of this planet
On balance, still the funniest thing that has ever happened in the entire history of this planet
Obviously the same
Obviously the same https://t.co/EUjl58D0Ag
Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug
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Fidel Cuntstruck @FidelCuntstruck
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
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R4NDY @R4ndyG_V1
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Timetea❤️🇨🇦.. @TimeteaCa
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Peter Brandt Private @PetcrLBrandt
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Jane mary @Janemary763073
24 Followers 141 Following hey 👋 guys am Jane I’m from Dayton Ohio and I’m a single mother with one daughter I’m looking for a good friend with benefits 🤩🧐❤️💕🌹🌹❤️
H @swededamager00
207 Followers 289 Following Photos, thoughts, & rants, Deep house base hound. Recalcitrant. Makes gardens, grows plants, that sort of thing. MA Social Gaffery🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺Married.
No I’m Spartacus! �.. @Barkyblackdogs
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WitchfinderGeneral @Witchfinder1644
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Nayla Grisset @grisset33858
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Runskippyrun69 @Rugby_Godz
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anilsree @anilsreeq
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Our Bou 🎗️🏴�.. @happy_foxxy
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Venus Hermance @venus17412
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Greener Wales...... @Deanoz77
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Skylar Buhite @sky_buhi
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Larry @smith_1984__
514 Followers 1K Following I’m allergic to Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, I’m tired of them ruining it for everyone else. I like dogs, pizza, banter, UFC, and bad photoshops
Paul @1884PorkPie
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Graaayham @graaayham
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Child @Child267782
74 Followers 784 Following Kindness is not an act. It’s a reflection of your soul. It’s a reflection of how much love you have in your heart for life. It’s a great to be kind.!💟🛐
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Peter Regan🇬🇧�.. @PeterRe66373289
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Lee woodruff @mandychloe5803
418 Followers 3K Following When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Nothing is impossible. The word itself says,'I'm possible!.
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Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug
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Herb Brubanter @HBrubanter
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Trubs @Mr_Trubshawe
3K Followers 2K Following Tweets that would make baby Jesus cry. That moron. Sick Nazi. Pointless turd. Pathetic Communist. Should be ashamed. Biden voter. Bigot. Nasty shitbag. French.
George Smiley @364690
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D Fens Reborn @d___fens_reborn
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Melindi Scott @melindiscott
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Binky @TheOnlyGuru
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katie @pipterino
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Neil @NeilNotGonnaLie
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Fidel Cuntstruck @FidelCuntstruck
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
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Jason McCourty @JasonMcCourty
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R4NDY @R4ndyG_V1
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Lionella ❤️ @x_zaich
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Br. Aristibule @Aristibule
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H @swededamager00
207 Followers 289 Following Photos, thoughts, & rants, Deep house base hound. Recalcitrant. Makes gardens, grows plants, that sort of thing. MA Social Gaffery🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺Married.
Granbee @CMBeee
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Our Bou 🎗️🏴�.. @happy_foxxy
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism
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Steve 🇵🇸 @rocknroller_ste
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B34571NTH3H34d @B34571nth3h34d
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Rambo. John J @graing116
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Legal Gengar @LegalGengar
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not a cow @Justareallybigt
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Liz 🦩💙 @ejp72
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It's me! 🌻 @metalgurugirl
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Steve - Not rocknroll.. @Baxterismy_cat
180 Followers 686 Following Back until they find out. Fuck the tories. He/Him #lfc #ynwa #jft97 #oufc 🇵🇸
Trading Places @Ajcts
304 Followers 203 Following One goal. Financial freedom. Working on a plan to become a digital nomad/adventurer/explorer/world traveller/sailor
Same Sleath, Differen.. @sleathing2n
403 Followers 197 Following I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
G @NWLondonGooner
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Shit Planning @PlanningShit
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cid @FukCid
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Super Hams @TheRstott
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Joel @itsjoelstweets
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shitehouselives @shitehouselives
313 Followers 497 Following Continually persecuted. Forever young. Loves cyclists. BFC
CCShoreditch picking .. @ccshoreditch
34K Followers 2K Following Son of an EastEnd landlady, married to a Kiwi, part time custodian to a Welsh Terrier & Inventor of the 'double Cosmopolitan & 'FuckIt' 3pm double Gin & Tonic
I rewatching Ted Lasso with my 12yr old who hasn’t seen it before & lemme tell you, there were signs Nate was a wrong ‘un from the get go
Final stuff is taking ages but the Albanians did a cracking job on the loft
Advertise your account with one image. Unlike that absolute tit below I can count!
Advertise your account with one image. Also fuck your rules, I’m a loose cannon and I’ll do what I like 🥳🤷🏻♂️
Just saw a little family of three where the mum was taking lots of photos of her baby and dad but was then struggling to take a selfie with them all in and the leaning tower. So with my very limited Italian I asked if they would like me to take a photo.
Went out for mexican tonight, food and cocktails EXCELLENT. We need to do this again sometime @Ginger_Tucci @PurpleMayes
If the league champions get to lift a trophy then the bottom club need something too. Get Big Dave Benson Phillips to gunge them or something I don't know
I would actually.
Last month @HumzaYousaf called for Scotland to be Tory-free. This month, facing a confidence vote brought by the Tories, he’s begging us to support him. How desperate is this First Minister?
On the opposite side, the skin fade lads are bastards, it takes fucking AGES
Not going to lie, pre summer garden centre day is the most incredible day of the year, I feel high on live, literally buzzing over here lads! ☺️
@RealTomH Taylor Swift, paaaah. uclan.ac.uk/undergraduate/…
I had different teeth in 2013, more or less the only difference. Pointless putting a picture up.
@dynmkrh @matkinsj @22CaratEwok What? @22CaratEwok paid me to keep it quiet and now he's grassed me up, the swine!
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
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