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*fact check system testing* Spoiler Alert: Nikocado Avocado will be featured in the new Fortnite season tomorrow …
@bewgtweets It's all fun and games until they grow up and blame you for their terrifying childhood ...
@Its_Miss_Riss I would have a comment for this, but I don't want to get cancelled and have to show pictures of my toes again to make money. I mean how would I even do that? ... Find out at bignaturaltoes.net
JOURNEYMAN TWITTER: We got this lads, it’s only a matter of time before one of them slips up and we’ll be there to punish their misspelled words!! *evil laughs*
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Shout out your crushes, life is short. If 50 of you do it here, I’ll tag all of mine and say why 😘
Tomato: *blushing* Salad Dressing: ... get over it Tom, I'm over you
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At my age, I can only provide you with a screaming orgasm if I use spiders right at the end.
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no don’t do it
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When we're delighted shouldn't it be dark?
@BucMarvin This is so cleverly subtle - love it
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The only thing worse than eating salad is paying to eat salad. - Confucius
Laughs when I hear people trying to “digital detox” ... more bandwidth for me
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Guys, I gotta run. I left the fire place video streaming.
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Her: Uh baby, is it supposed to glow like that? Him: It's a Glo-worm Marsha! What did you think would happen when you rubbed it?
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be the reason birds squawk in terror when you go outside
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*whispering* A lot of people on twitter appear to have eaten 2 wolves.
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx I know who DB Cooper is
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
stACED @girl_a_whirl
18K Followers 3K Following For a time like this iTweet https://t.co/dozpQM4LJw https://t.co/q20igVBwmn
Trey @treydayway
46K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 984 Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Marly @VerbsRProudest
9K Followers 4K Following Mom, Wife, Scribbler - Tweets https://t.co/fmOqFyUryK OR exc replies https://t.co/oKTHFtbaqK header by talented friend @bucmarvin
Ivsy @Ivsy01
37K Followers 8K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 47K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation.
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
24K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
Buc 🆓️ @BucMarvin
4K Followers 3K Following inter-galactic purveyor of nonsense and pun connoisseur - reply guy extraordinaire - now available in snickerdoodle
Kick It Up A Nacho �... @kickitupanacho
2K Followers 1K Following An analogue mouse in a digital world with a robot butler I inherited from a crazy uncle. Searching for glow-worms amongst the maggots. Link is a great video👇🏼
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
73K Followers 8K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Burgess & Basil @praisecheese
5K Followers 4K Following Find me on Mastodon, Bluesky, Discord, Reddit, LinkedIn. Anywhere but here.
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
51K Followers 6K Following Gen Xer with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor. Loves animals more than most people. LA 📍
Jay @Jay1972Jay
13K Followers 13K Following Dying is not as scary as never having lived. Just one man and his madnesses......
AbbyDabbyDuh @DearAuntAbby
19K Followers 5K Following Trying to laugh through the shitshow that is my life. My tweets in link below 👇
Kaetir @Kaetir90647
64 Followers 2K Following
Xenia @Xenia352718
32 Followers 3K Following
Sham @Sham1057754
48 Followers 2K Following
Lisa @Lisa37834565470
50 Followers 2K Following
Weegos @Weegos183274
9 Followers 636 Following
Tesyjesh @tesyjesh88252
36 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
McShoone @shoone9323
14 Followers 1K Following
Hour🌪😚🌍 Glob... @5_act_iv_
55 Followers 749 Following ●•News ●•Media ●•Upper, ●•Echalons ●•Rising, Of □■C° and •●Forecast
ابونواف الح... @abwnwaf143
53 Followers 538 Following
Lisa Watkin @LisaWatkin46825
44 Followers 718 Following Web practitioner. Future teen idol. Infuriatingly humble coffee fanatic. Tv junkie. Zombie nerd.
Adamu Abdulgeniu @abdulgeniu43844
1 Followers 78 Following
Red @C8h10n402m
43 Followers 300 Following Old account @BecomingRed_ was suspended because standing on one leg & identifying as a flamingo is illegal.
Dr.flankshafi @EzraFlankshafi
10 Followers 155 Following Life is too earlier when you mind your own bussness
sparta @sparta006905981
25 Followers 835 Following
Lady Winchester at yo... @suessweetdreams
333 Followers 1K Following ‘We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.’ -Morticia Addams she/her. Scorpio. blue wave 🌊
The Anxious Cat 𓃠 @iPhonePhobic
2K Followers 5K Following A broken brain, a box full of badge pins, and a PS4 .. Let me have a smoke and come back to you on this.
Dan @dann088
7K Followers 7K Following Proud American. Proud Trump supporter. NRA member. Support law enforcement and our Troops. Mets, Rangers, Dolphins, Miami Hurricanes IFB ALL PATRIOTS
Arthur Tysen @arttysen
2K Followers 6K Following Retired Assistant Director Missile Defense Agency, Air Traffic Controller, Commercial Pilot, plays Sax and Alto Clarinet.
tortured (r)soul aka ... @richiewils
61 Followers 91 Following Irrational beyond belief. Former stalker_clown, former loser....well still a loser but whatever. I miss the 90's.https://t.co/Pb74W1gEKw
human rights defender @Medston3
2K Followers 2K Following father, gay, son, human rights defender. Ugandan,
Roger Iman @RogerIman
520 Followers 3K Following World traveler, Veteran, Native American, cop, ironworker, financial management!
Paul Lamothe @PaulLamothe1
1K Followers 7K Following Retired PS, political junkie, journalist and outdoor enthusiast.
Dondellawho @Dondellawho
2K Followers 2K Following Always overdressed countryside dwelling chap, life contributor, grounded explorer, Dalmatian feeder, knowledge harvester and random whimsy aficionado.
russ bess @RussBess
134 Followers 3K Following just another lost mind trying to find a way to get my soul back.
Lawissam @Lewiscorporate
352 Followers 4K Following Easygoing Fella. follow me, I follow back Immediately, Crypto Mogul. Only Deal with @YFI, @YFII, @YFIII periodt
Virginia Lynne Steven... @VirginiaLynneS1
1K Followers 4K Following PUGMOM to Olivia, Tillie Bear, Tony La Russa, and Misty Elyse (pictured) Breanna’s MiMi. Widowed since 12/24/2018. Class of 2007 Coastal Carolina University.
Buba Jammeh @BubaJam23274722
214 Followers 3K Following I'm a student and i play football too i am 20 years old this is my family
fightgeek @fightgeek
10K Followers 8K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly 🇺🇸
Pieter Van Zyl @Pietsenuwetwit
58 Followers 405 Following Loves traveling, news tracker, Life coach, #DragonsDenFan and of course love my dearest furry family and human family so much!
FSmusicalevent @smusicalevent
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Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
11K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in https://t.co/Sjvvd3oshD. To submit a tweet, mention @thefunnytweeter
Rawan @ree1_1
13 Followers 255 Following
That Friend Your Mom ... @ampersandhobbes
1K Followers 4K Following Parody account of a genuinely funny person
SA. @saramoh459
16 Followers 341 Following قمة الألم عندما تريد أن تشكو لميت ما فعلهُ الأحياء بك🖤.
💗 Mashed Potato Dr... @sheseemslegit
135K Followers 19K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
Meow Moe @MeowMoeDotCom
18K Followers 14K Following
KTE @K4Kommando
262 Followers 943 Following #RedTide #Musicals #Grandma4Life Love trading sexual favors for food. Don’t come at me bro! I also want to die singing Karaoke 🎤 🎶
Bendy Boo @BooBendy
137 Followers 186 Following roasted cauliflower is my jam join me on bluesky: @ professorkiosk . bsky . social join me on mastodon: @ professorkiosk @ beige . party
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛�... @KLobstar
93K Followers 1K Following complaints about me must be mailed to me with a self addressed stamped envelope | contact: [email protected]
Angie B @Angibangie
13K Followers 809 Following research scientist, horror movie lover, feminist, anxious. I like people who make me laugh and who eat quietly. avi by @obscureaaron
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx I know who DB Cooper is
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
stACED @girl_a_whirl
18K Followers 3K Following For a time like this iTweet https://t.co/dozpQM4LJw https://t.co/q20igVBwmn
Trey @treydayway
46K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 984 Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Marly @VerbsRProudest
9K Followers 4K Following Mom, Wife, Scribbler - Tweets https://t.co/fmOqFyUryK OR exc replies https://t.co/oKTHFtbaqK header by talented friend @bucmarvin
Ivsy @Ivsy01
37K Followers 8K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 47K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation.
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
24K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
Buc 🆓️ @BucMarvin
4K Followers 3K Following inter-galactic purveyor of nonsense and pun connoisseur - reply guy extraordinaire - now available in snickerdoodle
Kick It Up A Nacho �... @kickitupanacho
2K Followers 1K Following An analogue mouse in a digital world with a robot butler I inherited from a crazy uncle. Searching for glow-worms amongst the maggots. Link is a great video👇🏼
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
73K Followers 8K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Burgess & Basil @praisecheese
5K Followers 4K Following Find me on Mastodon, Bluesky, Discord, Reddit, LinkedIn. Anywhere but here.
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
51K Followers 6K Following Gen Xer with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor. Loves animals more than most people. LA 📍
Jay @Jay1972Jay
13K Followers 13K Following Dying is not as scary as never having lived. Just one man and his madnesses......
Dan @dann088
7K Followers 7K Following Proud American. Proud Trump supporter. NRA member. Support law enforcement and our Troops. Mets, Rangers, Dolphins, Miami Hurricanes IFB ALL PATRIOTS
Meow Moe @MeowMoeDotCom
18K Followers 14K Following
Bendy Boo @BooBendy
137 Followers 186 Following roasted cauliflower is my jam join me on bluesky: @ professorkiosk . bsky . social join me on mastodon: @ professorkiosk @ beige . party
Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo
25K Followers 3K Following Enough of the bullshit. Read me and weep: https://t.co/cRMbpKHqJR
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛�... @KLobstar
93K Followers 1K Following complaints about me must be mailed to me with a self addressed stamped envelope | contact: [email protected]
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
20K Followers 6K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
dat boi Smurfie @BoiSmurfie
1K Followers 1K Following Just playing Tag with Pennywise https://t.co/VbCSRaLBpK
@[email protected]... @JonBaker
13K Followers 10K Following Gamer, geek, Mensan, and lover of all things comedy. Creator of the webcomic Alarmingly Bad (@AlarminglyBad)
Ema @ema_Honestly
1K Followers 2K Following Jager is my drink & Music is my drug. https://t.co/vEMpoEoZTt
🏆Friday Night Live... @BonerBrigade3
97 Followers 105 Following Weekly contest run by @RackOfSteel, @GorillaNipples1, and @SuperApple80 from 2-11:59 pm EST! DM to donate
Bₐᵤm @baumerbeemer
204 Followers 213 Following NOT a goat. Just a zebra. Standing in front of a lion. Begging him not to eat me. https://t.co/SDAS05UUKD
Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll
227 Followers 671 Following He/Him. I’m the little devil on the Devil’s shoulder. https://t.co/eNuJEesits
👑 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊... @Elena_may_tweet
3K Followers 2K Following Queen E. first of her name, mother of brats, slayer of donuts, maker of memes, inventor of the internet, stretcher of truth. 💍 Pronouns: Your/Her Majesty
Sunday Funday Contest @SundayContest
852 Followers 1K Following Show me the funny. Hosted by @kryzazy
Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss
258K Followers 226 Following Manic Pixie Dream Hobo. Iconoclast. He/Him https://t.co/qJvmkq9oSc
CornDog Fact @CorndogFact
202 Followers 23 Following
uri5el @zebrasyndicate
2K Followers 1K Following Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
The General @thegeneraldietz
2 Followers 3 Following
Sock Hollidre @sock_holliday
4K Followers 996 Following Still seeking the perfect banana bread recipe online RECENT: https://t.co/JSJHjRFpqP
Kane Kardashian @KWalps
4K Followers 1K Following The Van Gogh of Twitter. ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🏳️🌈 (He/They) Find all my tweets at the link below:
Blurry Cat Face @therealBCF
909 Followers 1K Following Cats, food, Stardew Valley, knower of Secrets (topology). He/him, catdad to Ben and Celine.
Kvy_kev 🌻🌻🌻�... @Kvy_kv
10K Followers 7K Following Side boob connoisseur. Workplace vending machine shaker. Woke as fuck. If your TL is all MAGA, don't bother. #BLM @bad_kvy_kv is back
𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗼�... @InPhoenixFire_
3K Followers 3K Following Multitudes and then some..☕️ 𝓲ꪀᠻρ ~ 𝘴ꫝꫀ/ꫝꫀ𝘳 🌳 𝗵𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 | 🎨 & 🎶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 | #𝗕𝗟𝗠 🏳️🌈
dontchaKnow @damyellie
29 Followers 148 Following
bottyflaps 🐥 @bottyflaps
468 Followers 202 Following I was invented to make silly @funflaps tweets a bit more silly
Desecrated Jewel @DesecratedJewel
1K Followers 2K Following Here for a good laugh. Let's swap jokes and appreciate each other as kickass human beings. 💛
Sir Jimöthy 🐐 @pbforker
3K Followers 3K Following Don't forget to thank the bus driver. Error 404. Life not found. Header by @princessblockh1
slystef❤️🧡💛... @slytherinstef
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