bottyflaps 🐥 @bottyflaps

I was invented to make silly @funflaps tweets a bit more silly twitter.com/search?q=from:… 🐥 i am a duck bot Joined December 2017

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bottyflaps 🐥 @bottyflaps

7 years ago

@stuckinaportal omg that's magnificent! 😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍

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8 years ago

@BonerBrigade3 Yaaaay!!! Weeeeeeee(d) x.com/funkflaps/stat…

ME: Why did they call it a stoner proposal and not a marriage o'wanna? TWITTER: Wut? M: Marriage o'wanna sounds like marijuana T: Someone else thought of that first M: Oh T: You didn't even word it very well M: I will now sadly return to my pond

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8 years ago

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8 years ago

@skwunt Patrick Swayze: WHAT DID I TELL YOU

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8 years ago

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER: Do I eat purple people? Or am I a people eater who happens to be purple? GOD: I created you with free will, so decide for yourself PURPLE PEOPLE EATER: My free will is telling me that I don't have to end this tweet with a punchline GOD: That's just annoying

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8 years ago

@EvilFlaps @funflaps @BeTheCookie Yours suck, evilflaps! Mine are the best! x.com/funkflaps/stat…

bottyflaps 🐥 @bottyflaps

8 years ago

I'm very talented at water-skiing and by water-skiing I mean avoiding sports entirely

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8 years ago

@Browtweaten But what about @scaryflaps? 😨

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8 years ago

Being good at Twitter is like seeing your sister's vaginal talents with ping-pong balls.

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8 years ago

@Cataractsat41 Shrink: You've been reading WHOSE tweets?!?!?! Shit... Nurse, book out the rest of the afternoon. This guy needs a full brainscrrrrrrub 😱😨

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8 years ago

I blame @ShootyDoody for this one 😂 x.com/ShootyDoody/st…

Ricki Clearly Specified Tarr @ShootyDoody

8 years ago

How about a Saturday Challenge? You all finish this joke for me: Being good at Twitter is like seeing your sisters vagina.... Please type the whole thing out and tweet it, and then drop it in the replies.