Dave @dbglac
I used to worry about block’s, now I yearn for them. Joined February 2012-
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say it with me: we want haptic feedback. we want tactile switches and dials. we dont want stupid touch screens that glitch, provide zero feedback, and force you to look at them. technology is stupid. modern engineers are stupid. can someone help silicon valley
the zoomies r the most enviable feature of the dog mind. If u have extra energy at the end of the day your brain enters party mode, you have the most fun ever running around, and then fall right to sleep
Spencer Rattler looks like the actor that would play Patrick Mahomes in a movie about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
ball peen is an absolutely crazy name for a hammer
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
There should be an app for dudes who just want to play catch. Nothing serious. No commitment. Just like, idk. Let’s go toss a ball around.
This is an ink blot. You see what you want to see. If you're well adjusted and live a full life, there's nothing wrong with it. If you're miserable and unfulfilled, you see a prison, because you see a prison in anything that doesn't look like an escape to you
This is an ink blot. You see what you want to see. If you're well adjusted and live a full life, there's nothing wrong with it. If you're miserable and unfulfilled, you see a prison, because you see a prison in anything that doesn't look like an escape to you
first date idea we share a cigarette and call each other slurs
ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum
ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum
Bringing it back, in honor of the 3rd helmet becoming available… Night out or White out? 🐻⬇️
Bringing it back, in honor of the 3rd helmet becoming available… Night out or White out? 🐻⬇️
sad to hear of OJ’s passing - never really watched The Simpsons but know it was important to many 🙏
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe
Nobody: Morgan Wallen when he drinks 3 Michelob Ultras:
people on twitter: doing cocaine isn’t even bad it’s like drinking a soda and if you disagree you may be a fascist people in real life: I’m so glad it rained yesterday we really needed it
Instead of forgiving student loans why don’t we address the root cause of the problem. After adjusting for inflation, college tuition has increased 748% since 1963. From 1963-2022 college tuition rose 8% per year on average, 12% per year from 2010-2022. The system is broken.
If you ever need a quick comeback just say, “I bet you’re the kind of person who gets weird bruises.” 99% hit rate.
Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
they told us not to look. they were hiding something. defiantly i gazed upon their secret and now i see, it’s everywhere, inescapable. the hole in the universe. i am going to crawl through. to explore the hole
but how many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
computers used to yell at us when we connected to the internet, but in our hubris we ignored them.
Isabelle Dubois @Isabelle65423
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Norton Law @NortonLawPC
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Nick | Dividend Inves.. @Smartnetworthz
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Chloe @Wendifanto
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DNP Sports @DNPSportsShow
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DarleneNP —when was.. @DarleneDempsey6
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Olivia 🐝 @trqding_chik
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Altamont Track & Fiel.. @AltamontXCTF
1K Followers 3K Following Official account of Altamont HS Girls & Boys Track & Field/Cross Country ~account managed by Boys Head Coach Trenton Deadmond, USATF Level 1
Kim @lina72885865492
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AnalystEgg @AnalystEgg
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Docypoos @addiemac2020
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Alex DePauw @AlexDePauw
245 Followers 257 Following Dad, Teacher, Coach, Instructional Technology Coordinator at EPG CUSD 11.
Milt and Cookies🇱�.. @milt_moise
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Graham G Porter @GrahamGPorter
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pp @WickerPopstar
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West Is West @WestIsWestIs
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Æthelcain @foresthaunter
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96 Followers 741 Following Eyebrows are curtain rods to the soul. Lawyer by day, liar by night. 🌱
non-video participant @socalgrinch
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Harriet Pope @Harriet46811600
58 Followers 1K Following My standards are high…❤ just like my heels. My WhatsApp +1(346)971-0431
cold 🥑 @coldhealing
64K Followers 2K Following laptop class warrior, midwesterner in exile, teva brand ambassador, dark statistician. modernity has failed us and i'd love it if we made it
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
50K Followers 5K Following I'm not everyone's cup of teeth. https://t.co/97Pa1xYSHh
Kyle Chayka @chaykak
29K Followers 3K Following staff writer @newyorker; second book, FILTERWORLD: How Algorithms Flattened Culture, coming @doubleday January 2024; newsletter: https://t.co/iELTxgVFJV
Jay Johnson @coachjayjohnson
19K Followers 5K Following "Every time I open your emails, I learn something new and apply it. Your stuff is phenomenal." - Sean V.
Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership
456K Followers 530 Following Transparent insights into the car market. Featured in Apple News and NY Post. Host @CDG_Podcast | Jobs https://t.co/TvUrG7DI0Z | DM submissions
MileSplit Illinois @MileSplitIL
14K Followers 1K Following Illinois High School XC + Track & Field Coverage. Results-Rankings-Photos-Videos. Account run by @ilptt, @Ray_Lewis67 @StRitaTF, & @carson_vittorio #ILForever
Illinois HS XC/TF @ILXCTF
12K Followers 1K Following Your trusted source for HS XC/T&F news in IL. My opinion is my own and does not reflect the opinions of RunnerSpace/DyeStat/Athletic.net https://t.co/V2wqs7KnRq
Jay Cutler @JayHasTweets
132K Followers 94 Following @Outsider https://t.co/O7yJgrkb8T I will tweet from time to time. Future School board member
Jay Cuda @JayCuda
142K Followers 930 Following I post about #WhiteSox & sports stats • 35 • Golfer ⛳️ Woodworker🪚 MSU '11 Civil engineering
derek guy @dieworkwear
835K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis
454K Followers 957 Following The Tribal Chief of Baseball. @UnderdogFantasy. Podcast: @baseballisdead_ x @Section10Pod. @MLBNetwork, @NESN, @985TheSportsHub.
Ludo Iochem @ludoviciochem
8K Followers 735 Following Former Matte-Painter, Sup, HOD, Head of CG. Currently Head of Studio @MPC Montreal. Contributed to Bourne, Bond, Hellboy, Terminator, Thor, Blade Runner…
Mo Ryan @moryan
71K Followers 892 Following Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair. My book—Burn It Down: Power, Complicity & a Call for Change in Hollywood—is out now from Mariner Books.🔥🐉🌈 💚 She/her
EPG Boys Basketball @EPGTitanHoops
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Alex DePauw @AlexDePauw
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IHSA ScoreZone @IHSAScoreZone
41K Followers 485 Following #COUNTRYFinancial (@hellocountry) ScoreZone tweets final scores of contests via schools & regular-season results from MaxPreps. 🎟️ Tickets➡️ https://t.co/GIWTMf8MI2
Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy
25K Followers 5K Following 𝕌𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕦𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕄𝕔𝕄𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟 𝔼𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕤t
Tristan Harris @tristanharris
200K Followers 1K Following • Co-founder @HumaneTech_ • Former Google Design Ethicist • Featured in Netflix's @SocialDilemma_ • #TIME100 for AI • Host #YourUndividedAttention podcast
Existential Comics (f.. @existentialcoms
418K Followers 171 Following A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. Follow me on bluesky: existentialcomics
Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks
491K Followers 37K Following Proprietor of TwoPaddocks - in the cheering up business since 1993. Also seen acting on occasion.
Dan Schwartz @coDanSchwartz
2K Followers 652 Following Journalist. Athlete. #LongCovid, still, but brain works so watch out, scofflaws. Recently @ProPublica. Email: danschwartz300(at)gmail(dot)com.
Gloria Liu @thats_my_line
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non-video participant @socalgrinch
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out of context parks .. @nocontextpawnee
350K Followers 56 Following the sun is rising over a sea of love and waffles and possibility | @iilithsternin
Elan Mastai @elanmastai
5K Followers 2K Following I write novels like ALL OUR WRONG TODAYS, television like THIS IS US, and movies like THE F WORD a.k.a. WHAT IF. Also Chapter 56.
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Ryan Clark @Realrclark25
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Rad Sechrist @radsechrist
58K Followers 2K Following Creator of the emmy nominated Kipo and the age of Wonder beasts.
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
@iiiitsandrea I’m so tired of this design style 🥲 bring back ornate details and every brand looking different!
Everyone was wary of the menswear guy when he first blew up because we have never seen someone who got popular on this platform quickly and didn't do a heel turn. The fact that he continues to deliver reliably good content is something we may never see again in this lifetime.
Barely reviewable
NEW VIDEO - Rabbit R1: Barely Reviewable youtu.be/ddTV12hErTc This is the pinnacle of a trend that's been annoying for years: Delivering barely finished products to win a "race" and then continuing to build them after charging full price. Games, phones, cars, now AI in a box
I can't speak for the younger generations, but I saw most of the preceding movies, went to Endgame, thought "that movie was actually about as well done as it could possibly have been, really impressive," and have never had even the tiniest desire to see another one since
"Avengers: Endgame" directors say Marvel's recent struggles are not due to superhero fatigue but "a big generational divide about how you consume media." “There’s a generation that’s used to appointment viewing and going to a theater on a certain date to see something, but it’s…
@DKThomp @thomaschattwill University of Chicago president Alivisatos is unique among university presidents in having a brilliant mind and being an actual scholar. (Most university presidents are chosen for sycophancy, servility, comfort with duplicity, and match to DEI profiles.) x.com/r_h_ebright/st…
@TriggerLoop @HarmitMalik @BJ_Greber Academic administrators are hired for sycophancy, servility, and comfort with duplicity. One should not be surprised that they manifest servility and duplicity.
@CultureCrave @TheWrap Bro is actually a trucker IRL.
@CultureCrave @TheWrap Dwayne 'The late' Johnson
I think every generation feels like they have it tough, but this passage is a brutal reality for gen z.
what i dont understand is how people that raise $100M+ can't figure out how to get someone like @MKBHD to give feedback on their products _before_ they release them? do they just only surround themselves with people that are unable or uninterested in saying anything crit-- oh.
When breweries were getting big in the states during early 2010s they almost always had board games and stuff for kids, because they were meant to be something of a community center, but then a bunch of adults thought the jenga was just for them.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
@nateobrienn This post is the weirdest ad for Legoland I've ever seen.
So will they put Edwards on national TV more than 4 times next season or are we really gonna do another 50 games each of Lakers and Warriors?
everyone is mad at her for stealing from charity (bad) but im mad at her for trying to be a thoughtleader (worse)
I just ran 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn half marathon at a 7.43 minute pace. I didn’t walk at all. I cried during a lot of it. I went to bed at 10 PM. I didn’t sign up for this race. I just asked the security where it started and where it ended and jumped in. No one watched me…
does she need a mom
Like father like daughter 😌
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
@jen_rice_ That fact that we’ve made it this far and they’re still not allowing us to pay by the article is ridiculous.
hear me out what if newspapers had an online ~day pass~ option that cost the same as buying the print edition that day. instead of just subscribe or not
@StatisticUrban Complicating factor is that the vast, vast majority of that mortality is caused by unowned stray/feral cats, so strict indoor-only policies for owned cats are unlikely to move the needle on it much.
@jules_su Based on the view, the nest was not very high. It wasn't wise to put it there. Nature is cruel. Poor bird fell victim of the natural selection.
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