serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life! linktr.ee/glamdemon2004 Manhattan, NY Joined September 2011-
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Okay why not just put a kick me sign on my back and tar and feather me in the town square…
Okay why not just put a kick me sign on my back and tar and feather me in the town square…
Tretinoin, st tropez bronzing face mist, charlotte tilbury flawless filter
Tretinoin, st tropez bronzing face mist, charlotte tilbury flawless filter
Being the only two people on earth who think Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist is the most romantic thing I can think of
Being the only two people on earth who think Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist is the most romantic thing I can think of
Does anyone know where I can find the white boots from the nyt 20 person polycule article
My vibe today
My fig tree
My fig tree https://t.co/TuCXfXx06k
Being a woman under the age of 25 who doesn’t hold in reverence the beauty of women making terrible decisions is a form of self hatred
Being a woman under the age of 25 who doesn’t hold in reverence the beauty of women making terrible decisions is a form of self hatred
Just lazy as hell
Locking myself in this afternoon because I know if I go outside I’ll be taking a peek no glasses… you can’t bring ultraviolet light around an inquisitive mind like mine
Writing a comedy script for class and it might be my magnum opus
Craving a mall smoothie in a styrofoam cup… no sea moss no collagen powder just empty calories and American glory
A knife, a velveteen rabbit, a scoop of hummus, a printed out email confirming the order of a death curse I purchased on Etsy dot com for $11.20, a crushed up pack of gold Marlboros, the jack of hearts card, an owls barfed out fur pellet, and a free radical scavenger supplement.
A knife, a velveteen rabbit, a scoop of hummus, a printed out email confirming the order of a death curse I purchased on Etsy dot com for $11.20, a crushed up pack of gold Marlboros, the jack of hearts card, an owls barfed out fur pellet, and a free radical scavenger supplement.
My friend is moving to my neighborhood and I can't stop saying "we're going to be just like the friends in the show friends" but like we literally are...
I know the editorial team at the cut comes to work rubbing their hands together and cackling
Perfect picture. That is so spring
Perfect picture. That is so spring
Nowadays George Washington would be spending his time sharing End Wokeness tweets in their groupchat and James Monroe would be clocking out of his founding father gig at 4:59 pm... SMDH
Nowadays George Washington would be spending his time sharing End Wokeness tweets in their groupchat and James Monroe would be clocking out of his founding father gig at 4:59 pm... SMDH
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I can’t believe that I am being disrespected on the internet when it’s literally Administrative Professional Appreciation Day.
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Back when me and Ms Lepore would both be at Blink NoHo at 11:30pm on weeknights
i think of this text i received from a coworker often
i really like john f. kennedy’s grandson
Julianne Hough wrote a book and then passed by a bookstore and said it’s “such a sign.”
Everyone is drooling over Conan all of a sudden as if Jimmy Fallon isn’t still on TV every night playing musical Tik Tac Toe with Nancy Pelosi and Young Sheldon.
i dont have time for this
Don’t really give a fuck
@saintmacklin my grandson’s name is Macklin. I just love the name. Don’t really hear it much.
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Ok so eclipses have to be one of the earliest known bonding experiences right? Like even before Coachella
she’s back and she’s cooking
Beautiful new table cloth, gift from late husband’s first wife: a relationship for which there is no word, at least in English, a language lacking such nuance even as our lives abound in nuance.
In Larry’s honor 🫡
‘CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM’ ends today.
Jesus Christ’s body type — my thoughts: Jesus was thin. Most popular guy of all time — not jacked. Toned, but not big. So my question is — did Jesus want to put on muscle but couldn’t ? Or was he lean on purpose ? Talk soon, Jack
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