tard margaret @donutkillme
Disgraced Librarian. I was just thinking about you! left is best Joined December 2021-
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Imagine getting paid minimum wage to psychologically ruin people
ten percent of stops should be to give tickets for the best driving
The real sexual revolution will start when HR is defunded.
Campaign season is heating up
I LOVE the idea of shadowboxing in front of someone when you meet them for the first time. I wonder if other people do stuff like this when they meet Trump. I’d probably show him how long I could hold my breath or how low my resting heart rate is honestly
I LOVE the idea of shadowboxing in front of someone when you meet them for the first time. I wonder if other people do stuff like this when they meet Trump. I’d probably show him how long I could hold my breath or how low my resting heart rate is honestly
There are intelligence agencies in the Department of Energy that no one has ever heard of
it’s insane when people don’t automatically assume this
it’s insane when people don’t automatically assume this
Abortion is healthcare Trans women are women Trans men are men Zionism is antisemitism & all cops are bastards ✌️
I just needed the box ok? I didn't "steal" the human heads. I didn't even know the heads were in there til I got home to put the TV on top of that nice box when it caved and 7 heads balked up at me. Now I have a busted TV on the floor and 6 heads no one on NextDoor will buy fml
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If the stand up comedian looks like this you're about to die in that pit
THIEF (1981) really resonates with me as someone whose job for a full year was to unlock complicated safes
@SandeeLovas @AndyKindler @majorityfm @MattLech @EmmaVigeland @SamSeder @BradKAlsop Lordy that's great. A lot better than mine from a few years back. Haha.
We need people on Deering Lawn ASAP
Guy at the airport asked me what is on my shirt and I told him “it’s a man getting his face stepped on by a high heel” and he was like “…but why?” People have no imagination anymore
maybe 1/10th of the way into writing left handed the names of everyone i’ve ever known
got my car back and the mechanic has this sweet chart on the wall lol that sucker just gave me all the codes [schruteface]
Celebrate World Book Day with the new episode of the How I Library podcast, featuring interviews with Newbery Medal-winning authors Linda Sue Park (@LindaSuePark) and Kate DiCamillo (@KateDiCamillo)! bit.ly/3Jvj5q7
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
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horse dentist @equine__dentist
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Stream Shidder Mob! @ShidderMob
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The Alan Parsons Proj.. @DJSkullfetish
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ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
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Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
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jules 🇵🇸antifa .. @punishedjules
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🇵🇸 Riverto 🇵.. @KingTherapy
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lucile @daringlucile
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amaka @amaka938678
615 Followers 6K Following Peace and love to every kind soul 🙏✝️ God is my strength & he has because my salvation let's exalt him ✌️be change to the globe 🌍 God loves you!
Panagiota Papakonstan.. @PPapakonNucl
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Fractured Badger 🍑 @FracturedBadger
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(((Bodhi))) @HomelessResist
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CryoKeen @cryo2052
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SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient
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p. jones @PenussyJones
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PayoutPatron @payoutpatron
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Martin Shkreli (e/acc.. @MartinShkreli
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Dan Engelhart @DanEngy
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Thomas Milman he/him @seventimestom
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ROM DOS @UV_KOOL
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Fang of the Sun Neptu.. @slowdiver2003
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manic spacedust @ManicSpacedust
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Elon Musk @ElonMusk21083
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Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz
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just maureen 2.0 🍉 @thesewcialist
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Matt 🐝🍻 @Matt9947296010
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James Krendel-Clark @krendelclarkj
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Rachel @RachelHayes_33
646 Followers 839 Following Lived under the bridge and now I have a roof. Advocating for the homeless humans still out on our Streets!!!
Rebecca Walters @Rebeccathistime
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Casey Stegman @cstegman
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hoxhaist tarn adams �.. @dwarfmarx78554
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Expat Press @ExpatLitJ
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Justina Bukowiecki @JustiBukowiec
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High Altitude Alaska .. @AspLovePolitics
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CoolPurpleBass @CoolPurpleBass
668 Followers 813 Following Orphaned band member at large (Emphasis on 'large') Music, videogames, anxiety He/Him/53
Brodie Friesen 𓅰 �.. @Brodie_Friesen
2K Followers 4K Following @brodie_friesen2 | “the transest cis person I know” (he/him) | keeper of birds | father to Nightingale spacecraft 🚀2026, Saferoom Msg’r, too many projects
Open Season The Bear @HUMANMAXXXING
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Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
horse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 881 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
4K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
Stream Shidder Mob! @ShidderMob
3K Followers 3K Following The Shitman - Baby Micha - A$AP Shidder Three Friends. One Shid. #shitgang4life Shidder Music Steaming EVERYWHERE ⬇️
The Alan Parsons Proj.. @DJSkullfetish
3K Followers 807 Following —\\\—Obvious Parody—///—@RestitutorSane
ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account
Herky Lipschitz @Phreakdawg69
1K Followers 3K Following "Autistic" and "disabled" people do not interact
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
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jun @onlinenthusiasm
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Gunga @KingDad42
7K Followers 989 Following Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
jules 🇵🇸antifa .. @punishedjules
1K Followers 930 Following 33, she/her, shit posters never take the day off, it’s all a joke, dirty commie, free Palestine, 🇲🇽
ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ @DrewFromTV
555K Followers 394 Following It makes zero professional or business sense to be on this platform anymore. Find me on Threads, Instagram or BlueSky (DrewFromTV on all)
Hank's Old Man @BarcoDeTontos
1K Followers 801 Following Driftin' and dreamin'. Save Your Face, Hunter's Trix etc at https://t.co/m3aE1cfE43 He/Him
Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh
3K Followers 520 Following B movie, burrito, and Intense Ethereal Wooshing aficionado, words at @EuroCultAV (He/Him)
Michael Golden @michaelgold3n
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Brad Nickel - AI & De.. @b05crypto
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen
11K Followers 2K Following video game dev. weird west, adios, #influxredux, other shit. friendly dev chat: https://t.co/0dHdsmECZD he/him. add me elsewhere. cohost, bluesky, masto, wtvr
Keara Sullivan @superkeara
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john brown 🔫🕷 r.. @dwma
339 Followers 535 Following anon alt for an anarchist tech worker. vegan. antizionist jew. he/him. avatar by @MemphisQuinn
Jessica Rosenkrantz @nervous_jessica
17K Followers 2K Following artist, designer, programmer. Co-founder of @nervous_system, a generative design studio that plays w/ code, science & digifab @[email protected]
Seth Harp @sethharpesq
27K Followers 997 Following Investigative reporter. Contributing editor @RollingStone. Occasional @Harpers contributor. Writing a book about Fort Bragg for @VikingBooks. Iraq vet
Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic
84K Followers 472 Following The outlaws of poetry and the written word.
Jesse Jerdak 🐻 bui.. @JesseJerdak
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LuigiPrimo @BestPizzaChef
16K Followers 373 Following I make a best pizza, I'm a best wrestler. https://t.co/wUU6QwZF24 https://t.co/4oMbou9f9n https://t.co/8jTggvJ9TZ
Liz Andromeda 🏳️.. @Liz_Andromeda
11K Followers 3K Following She/Her • Disabled, Queer, & Trans • Organizer. Activist. Antagonist. • Photos @m31photo • SILENCE = DEATH
valerie 🖤 @ValsAerospace
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SWPS Library @SWPSLibrary
467 Followers 471 Following The Sir William Perkins's School Library Account. We love reading, we love talking about reading and recommending books. Our motto: #ReadYourselfHappy 📚😀
Patrick Comack @patrickcomack
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Robert Anton Wilson @RAWilson23
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Mosab Abu Toha @MosabAbuToha
21K Followers 108 Following Things You May Find Hidden in My Ear (City Lights) National Book Critics Circle Award Finalist& Palestine Book Award Winner& Founder of Edward Said Library-Gaza
Muhammad Shehada @muhammadshehad2
113K Followers 932 Following Chief of Comms @EuroMedHR | Gazan Writer & Analyst @BlinxNow | Columnist @JDForward | Bylines in @Haaretzcom @AJEnglish, @Vice, @Newsweek… Views my own
grief seed oil disres.. @softminus
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🇵🇸 Riverto 🇵.. @KingTherapy
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peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer
7K Followers 484 Following i have approximate knowledge of many things
lucile @daringlucile
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chad wellmon @cwellmon
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Two Winters Woods @2WintersWoods
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jake tobin @jake_tobin__
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François Fleuret @francoisfleuret
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Autism Capital🧩 @AutismCapiital
1K Followers 959 Following Citizen journalism with a humorous flair. Following Fintech, Crypto, Al, Longevity, and wherever big grift energy goes.
@JakeViales @j0hn1x @MartinShkreli @ionet Who is the character you're slowly turning in to?
gay man getting diagnosed with HIV and humble bragging about how many previous partners he has to break the news to
Storm chasers are a different breed man, fucking gnarly Nebraska today
It's actually more immodest to blur out nipples
Watched this guy move towards the green bin at 1 inch/min while making direct eye contact the whole time
The anti-male circumcision people have found my Twitter account. I just got one thing to say.
If you oppose war you are anti-Semitic and unpatriotic.
Paid Anti-Semitic protestors will ruining Forest Park today at 3 pm. Beware.
@realchrisrufo @michaelshermer @realchrisrufo how was it waiting 32 years to have sex ?
Imagine getting paid minimum wage to psychologically ruin people
Libertarianism in a tweet
Some people misunderstood this as an endorsement of the police, when it's just an endorsement of shooting violent criminal socialists. Obviously it's be better if the police were private.
Acronyms and graphic design are my passions
Also great to see that the site continues to develop. These posters were designed by our excellent librarian, Mr Harris, and are in every classroom - and now on the corridors to reinforce our message and ethos.
Reading this article and gasping the whole time
I just want people to understand this
twitter should let you view other people’s timelines so you can help them identify where they are taking psychic damage “ah, found your problem right here. You’re gonna wanna turnoff retweets from that guy”
why do they call them gooners & not jerkaholics
how dare you invite me to your wedding. how dare you do that to me.
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