New Year, Lou Leigh @speshmagiclady
She/her Comedian, midlife idiot. funnylouiseleigh.com Bristol, England Joined March 2009-
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You can't handle the tooth! (Is this anything?)
If, like me, you are blessed with corned beef cankles, I think I might have found the solution for S/S24. Form an orderly queue.
Do you like to laugh? Do you like Devon? Do you like summer? Exeter Comedy Festival is happening on 7th & 8th June and it is going to be good for any one who likes at least 1/3 of laugh, Devon, summer Line up here: exetercomedyfestival.com
I haven't done enough work today, but I have scrubbed my catflap and the rubbery flange round the door of my dishwasher. Surely that counts as an achievement.
Joke that doesn't really work written down: Q. What's the difference between old and new? A. I've never seen your mum at the oldest colony.
We've been made Headfirst Editor's Pick! "A sanity-saving deep dive for optimists and pessimists alike into the inner-workings and dizzying applications of artificial intelligence. Featuring a panel of real human brains from corporate AI, science fiction and academic research ".
Theatre tickets that cost over £50 what’s that about lol my friend just asked if I wanted to go see Tom Holland in Romeo and Juliet for £275. You could see genuine national treasures doing standup for under £20 just a thought
What a first class lineup this Friday! ⭐️Alex Kealy (Mock The Week writer) ⭐️Louise Leigh (Funny Women Regional Finalist) ⭐️Jake Baker (3 x BBC New Comedy Award nominee) ⭐️Aideen McQueen (top Irish stand up comedian) ⭐️Award winning MC, Stephen Grant 🎤 Book your tickets now 🎟️
I've trained mine to go to his bed, when I'm cooking. If I'm stood at the counter chopping, sauteing etc, he goes to his bed (pictured). When I'm stood at the same counter, eating jam out of the jar using a Pringle as a spoon, he's like "nah, that's not cooking".
I've trained mine to go to his bed, when I'm cooking. If I'm stood at the counter chopping, sauteing etc, he goes to his bed (pictured). When I'm stood at the same counter, eating jam out of the jar using a Pringle as a spoon, he's like "nah, that's not cooking". https://t.co/5iXsU7C2QJ
Ed Fringe 2024! Seeing lots of show announcements this week, so let me repeat last year's callout: I want to hear about shows without PR, at any venue, mostly comedy but also open to theatre/cross-genre. Tell me who you are, what it's about/the big themes, where and when it is.
Still struck by how some professionals view autism versus the varying lived realities of autistic people. My assessor spoke to me like I was a child hiding under a table, as opposed to an adult with a degree who had taken the day off work to be there. #AutismAcceptanceMonth
I just got back from a father and son fishing trip. I caught four fathers and nine sons.
Absolutely ridiculous company in which to be!
🤗Excited to announce our 4th talk & wonderful panellists, hosted by comedian Louise Leigh 🎟️Discounted tickets: hdfst.uk/e102239 🍔🌱We’ll envisage a sustainable global production and supply chain that enables ethical choices and talk about the diet and obesity crisis.
“Is giving him a consequence—suspending him, calling his grandparents—going to teach him not to throw chairs?” she asks. “When you start doing all these consequences, they’re going to dig their heels in even deeper, and nobody is going to win.” motherjones.com/politics/2015/…
#RoyalAnnouncement #Kate #KateMiddleton big news on Saturday
#RoyalAnnouncement #Kate #KateMiddleton big news on Saturday
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" Currently in Withnail & I @birmingham. DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agen: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Laura Lexx @lauralexx
51K Followers 1K Following Rep'd by Taylor at UTC Artist Management - [email protected] Klopp Actually & Pivot available to buy EVERYWHERE
Shaparak Khorsandi ش.. @ShappiKhorsandi
233K Followers 3K Following Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: https://t.co/7qWaCKUdOJ Keynote/host [email protected] https://t.co/bSRBkn1lcG
Mark Olver @markolver
13K Followers 2K Following I am a stand up. I do tv warm up. And I run a thing called Belly Laughs which raises money for homeless shelters by putting gigs on in indie restaurants.
Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic
88K Followers 853 Following Fancy Dan.On Tour 2024 tickets on the website. Enquiries to [email protected] - https://t.co/LrVPjYAxzV 📸 @amybrammall
Vix Leyton 🏴�.. @VixLeyton
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Esyllt Sears @EsylltMair
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William Stone (slowed.. @itswilliamstone
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Anna Thomas @annarosethomas
2K Followers 844 Following
beth's bowl of ennuit.. @bethwritesstuff
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Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod
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Amy Mason @AmyCMason
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Ted Hill @thetedhill
3K Followers 2K Following comedian, science geek and charming young man. all views expressed here are mine and do not reflect my employers (pls nobody fire me)
Hayley Ellis @Hayles_Ellis
9K Followers 988 Following If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you probably shouldn’t be a doorman at a Wetherspoons. Come see my new tour show 👇
Angela Pearson @pearson_ange
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Gail @hobbsgail1
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Henry Widdicombe @henrywiddicombe
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Rev @Attilla_dehun
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anthony hardy. @steptoessons
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Tribuuts.com @tribuuts
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Mia @salazar_mia84
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Matt Price @mattpricecomic
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Abhinav Sahai @sahaiabhinav
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Mara Mateaki @MaraMateak32774
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Milan Gregory Perera @stbonscc
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Mary Farbrother @maryfarbrother
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Carl Marsh @InTheWordsOf_CM
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Katie Moriarty-Hopper @KMoriartyHopper
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Hannah 😷 💙 @fox.. @Foxes_Garden
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Crushed by Margaret C.. @CrushedbyMCS
679 Followers 485 Following Podcast about unrequited love. (Top pick of Sunday Times, Guardian, Independent, Esquire) Once @mcabournsmith. https://t.co/1OHDfIEufk
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Oscar Berglund @berglund_oscar
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Alun Saunders 🏴�.. @alunsaunders
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Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" Currently in Withnail & I @birmingham. DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agen: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Laura Lexx @lauralexx
51K Followers 1K Following Rep'd by Taylor at UTC Artist Management - [email protected] Klopp Actually & Pivot available to buy EVERYWHERE
Shaparak Khorsandi ش.. @ShappiKhorsandi
233K Followers 3K Following Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: https://t.co/7qWaCKUdOJ Keynote/host [email protected] https://t.co/bSRBkn1lcG
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Rosie Jones @josierones
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Jordan Gray @Talldarkfriend
23K Followers 1K Following Rep: @ITG_Ltd [email protected] | For PR: [email protected]
Mark Olver @markolver
13K Followers 2K Following I am a stand up. I do tv warm up. And I run a thing called Belly Laughs which raises money for homeless shelters by putting gigs on in indie restaurants.
Sian Harries - @sianh.. @sianharries_
31K Followers 4K Following ‘One to Watch' 🎥 @EdinburghTVFest BAFTA nom Writer/Performer Co-host https://t.co/tlBWsV5Jee Writer Ch4's Man Down https://t.co/ONozfvMqCu
Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic
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Vix Leyton 🏴�.. @VixLeyton
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anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
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Glenn Moore (Insta: @.. @TheNewsAtGlenn
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Esyllt Sears @EsylltMair
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Get Comedy @getcomedy
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Flick Morris PR @FlickMorris
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The Boat Show Comedy .. @BoatShowComedy
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Headliners Comedy @headlinerscomdy
743 Followers 524 Following Headliners Comedy Club every Friday and Saturday night at the George IV pub
Matt Price @mattpricecomic
524 Followers 379 Following I'm a comedian from Cornwall This is my new account because my old one was hacked.
Mathew Baynton @realmatbaynton
129K Followers 690 Following actor/writer. co-creator of Ghosts, Yonderland, The Wrong Mans. Soon in A Good Girl's Guide to Murder #AGGGTM Fickelgruber in #Wonka https://t.co/z6Ag0drGSl
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Laurence Rickard @Lazbotron
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Sarah Bowles @SarahComedian
718 Followers 581 Following I produce comedy shows & try and make you laugh - it seems now I judge you too now (if you are at the Edinburgh Fringe) Winner of the Funny Women Industry Award
Kat Cade @KatCade
611 Followers 1K Following Stay at home mum. comedy director. total babe. Come see Charlie Vero Martin: Picnic at Soho Theatre on the 14th Feb (she/her)
Molly Mulshine @mollymulshine
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Wendy Lloyd @WendyLloydvoice
630 Followers 571 Following Professional mouthpiece: host of @open2criticism podcast, voiceover artist (Great British Menu) @Yaketyyakvoices, film critic.
Chris Ballard @chriscomedyuk
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The Glee Club Cardiff @GleeClubCardiff
3K Followers 1K Following Award-winning independent live comedy & music venue in Cardiff Bay. Other venues: Birmingham, Nottingham, Oxford & Glasgow.
London Hughes @TheLondonHughes
50K Followers 502 Following Watch my @netflix comedy special #ToCatchADick✨💕 My Book #LivingMyBestLifeHun is out now!! 📖
Lachy Werner 🥄 @LachyWerner
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MCM Comic Con @MCMComicCon
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Lorna Rose Treen @lornlornlors
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Out of Hand @outofhandprint
547 Followers 348 Following One of the UK's leading design, print, distribution and outdoor advertising company. Official outdoor advertising contractor for @edfringe
Jim Smith @standupfarmer
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Birch @birch_barlow_
30 Followers 50 Following The fourth branch of government, and the fifty-first state
Crushed by Margaret C.. @CrushedbyMCS
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cpack @CeliaPacquola
53K Followers 2K Following That lady from Utopia, The Beautiful LIe, HYBPA & Rosehaven. Telling jokes since 2006, haven't taken my mascara off since 1995.
KC Davis @KCDavisSays
9K Followers 34 Following Author of How to Keep House While Drowning, host of the Struggle Care Podcast, domesticblisters on tiktok. Get the book at https://t.co/cCOOijiJwiThis is actually bad news for me who loves calling people peadophiles
Good afternoon people of the UK
Wearing a ballgown because my washing is taking forever to dry today and I refuse to wear my B tier clothing
So much love goes into this festival each year, and I can't believe it's only a week away again. And then, like every year, it'll be gone before we know it. If you've ever thought "I should go to that" and haven't maybe this year's the year. Or maybe it's not and that's also fine
Random thing that bothers me, we don't talk about Back to the Future enough as a trilogy do we? Like, all three films stand up for me
When does this “it gets easier when you have two kids because they play together” start because Im 15 months in and so far everyone is always crying.
40 brand new minutes for the tour tested tonight 😰😰😰it’ll boil down to about 30 I think when I drop the dud bits but it also has a lot of avenues I’ve found to explore too so I’m excited
Not saying our house is chaos but Rhod just found a full salad under the sofa
@AngusDunican @shevans987 @speshmagiclady If I left it until the next day, it would end up a proper shit sandwich.
@speshmagiclady @Faybe1989 @glitterjo @JulietteBurton @harrietkemsley @NadiaSohawon @RachCreeger @sianharries_ @bronactitley @VixHamBarritt @PamelaJoanne94 @MCabournSmith @sarahbennetto @hannahwarman @lauralexx @lucyportercomic @EsylltMair @samanthabaines @johnbond75babe @Wendy_Wason @IamRichWilson @VixLeyton @AndyBailieComic @diaryofamaddie @HIGPFY @Isysuttie @rachelparris @Roisinconaty @sueperkins @Hayles_Ellis @suziruffell @NiamhAWalsh @YurikoComedy @CharlieVMartin @tiffstevenson @AngelaBarnes @KerryAGodliman @FunnySuzyB @tweetyedmondson @CamilleUcan @rosejohnno @kiripritchardmc @RachelFairburn @SharonRobertsUK @CrushedbyMCS My mum used to sing this to me when I was little 🥲
Parenting content online is all split into two categories: “Children are awful why not become a functioning alcoholic” or “watch my tits as I put food into small plastic compartments”
One of the biggest life hacks is just having mates who live near by
@AngusDunican @Brainmage This just looks like a threat
@emilykmay @jkostecki_rei I wish that I had learned earlier on that it is okay to set expectations and boundaries with my kids that I don’t perfectly keep myself. Because just because I have a limitation in my current abilities doesn’t mean there isn’t an actual standard. We just all miss sometimes.
Shout out to the lad who told his drunk mate to stop hassling women on the Metro then came up to me to apologise and say his mate will be mortified when he’s sober, you’re doing the lords work
@DannyKodicek @sliderulesyou Interestingly, I used to be almost exclusively attracted to cis women, had only one son before I was 40, and now I'm queer, so maybe the man with a face like a confused thumb has a point after all 😬
@looneyfox1 "autistic people want attention"...meanwhile above paid for a blue tick on twitter and I'm gonna use it to post bad takes to get people interacting. OK.
Ladies, why not treat yourself to a sanitary pad flavoured ice cream
Stop letting men make things.
Another #soldout night at @WeAreCraftRep! Fabulous comedians: @RachelFairburn @EsylltMair Kris Davies and Chris Barnes! 😍💕
@clhubes At what age does she think kids can join the adult world? Imagine the behaviour of 18s who are at the supermarket for the first time??
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