Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou
Writer, Artist, Abominatrix. For live comedy in Hastings, see @punchupcom JulietBrando.com Joined March 2009-
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It warmed my heart how many really tiny children were there. This must have been the most exciting thing ever for them.
My Mayday wish was that Fascism would melt away, everyone would have empathy, and we'd all be okay.
@parsley72 I sat down on the grass, and it was damp, but then someone told me we were meant to wet our faces with it, so I smooshed my entire moosh into it. Not sure if that was the correct protocol.
Did not, in fact, go to bed.
@idlewildgirl A sex worker friend (who I won't name) once used a foot peel sock, thought it hadn't worked, then later had one complete sole of dead skin detach and float to the surface of a hot tub with a client.
Me, being sensible, attempting a normal, relatively sober bedtime. My friend: messages me at 2am to say our friend who moved to New Zealand is back, it's May 1st, it's Hastings, and we should do a sunrise ritual on the hill. Me, of course: fuck it, I'm staying up!
This whole thread is v good but this is *so* important. If it's playing D&D with friends, doodling silly cartoons, whatever, if you're a screenwriter you need to have another outlet.
This whole thread is v good but this is *so* important. If it's playing D&D with friends, doodling silly cartoons, whatever, if you're a screenwriter you need to have another outlet.
@GailMyerscough Just got your email & I love this from your website!
Oh, my, GOD!
Kevin is one of the good guys. helped me enormously with his wise words when I was languishing in hospital last year - top man. He still owes me a fiver.
Kevin is one of the good guys. helped me enormously with his wise words when I was languishing in hospital last year - top man. He still owes me a fiver.
Plant Twitter! Palmy, my Large Adult Son, appears to be in trouble! Some of his leaves look like this. Any ideas? He is 8 feet tall and I love him
A friend sent me this photo of graffiti she saw the other night. I truly love this kind of thing.
If Kilroy Silk behaved like this in front of an audience and on camera, makes you wonder what kind of monstrous cunt he's like away from an audience and cameras.
If Kilroy Silk behaved like this in front of an audience and on camera, makes you wonder what kind of monstrous cunt he's like away from an audience and cameras.
Don’t think I’ll be able to top meeting 4 dachshunds called Gary, Steve, Kevin and Dave in the park a couple of weeks ago, but I just met 2 schnauzer puppies called Sandra and Denise, which came a close second.
@rojocomo @sliderulesyou I can confirm animals from Northern Ireland do indeed have local dialects youtu.be/tgoLaO2A0eQ?si…
@sliderulesyou Use a crowd to cheer you on to keep going!
badly-drawn barbenhei.. @soapachu
22K Followers 9K Following Not here any more. soapachu on Bl*esky and insta. Come find me! #BLM 🐝🌏🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈#adhd #ocd #queer
Sam Whyte @SamWhyte
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Gabby Hutchinson Crou.. @Scriblit
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Louis Barfe @AlanKelloggs
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John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
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chiller ★ @chiller
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Tits McGee @Scientits
35K Followers 947 Following Your tweets may be monitored for quality and training purposes. Bluesky: @scientits.bsky.social Tips always appreciated: https://t.co/9Ki5PxTH69
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Professor Bison Sexho.. @Brainmage
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Nat @unfortunatalie
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barney farmer @barneyfarmer
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Marc Burrows @20thcenturymarc
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LA0821 @LA08211
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Hismith Group Officia.. @auxfun01
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ben @noii
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draward @Dmoore26794934
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justified @justified_jamms
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I4MA OF WEB3✨📝 @I4maW56575
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Lost Panda 🐼 ◼�.. @Retrawiz
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David Murphy 🌎🌍.. @davedaviddave2
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badly-drawn barbenhei.. @soapachu
22K Followers 9K Following Not here any more. soapachu on Bl*esky and insta. Come find me! #BLM 🐝🌏🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈#adhd #ocd #queer
S'Ewa'd Head @EwaSR
15K Followers 1K Following 'Ever'. ADHD. Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan Forever! Taller than Red Sonja. (She/Her) @ewacat on bluesky (@ewacat.bsky.social) https://t.co/HnrzNza1rq
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Gabby Hutchinson Crou.. @Scriblit
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John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
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chiller ★ @chiller
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Tits McGee @Scientits
35K Followers 947 Following Your tweets may be monitored for quality and training purposes. Bluesky: @scientits.bsky.social Tips always appreciated: https://t.co/9Ki5PxTH69
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Professor Bison Sexho.. @Brainmage
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Nat @unfortunatalie
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Andrew O’Neill ☉ @destructo9000
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barney farmer @barneyfarmer
27K Followers 15K Following Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this https://t.co/EkFvmRP7kD this https://t.co/wh1hmG5V8R and that https://t.co/K4H7zE1TgG so…
Joel Morris @gralefrit
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Another Titanic Violi.. @stavvers
29K Followers 1K Following Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies. One of the nastiest trolls on here (apparently) She/her. Views not representative of @vagina_museum
Bethany Black @BeffernieBlack
21K Followers 3K Following Stand-Up Comedian. Actor. Writer. managed by @unitedagents She/her, y'know like The Cat’s mother.
Tim Worthington @outonbluesix
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Monkey Bones𓅿 @iratesheep
2K Followers 4K Following A primate trapped in a social construct. Edinburgher, sciencer, knitter, velocipeder. Tweets bad telly. A retroprimitive Luddite. [email protected]
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HIGH PRIESTESS NOPE �.. @KittyAzora
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76K Followers 9K Following Great Lego Spill of 1997. Current Archaeology Rescue Project of the Year. Award-winning, bestselling book, Adrift. Beachcomber, fossicker, dragon hunter. MD ANT
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Lemon Hastings 🍋 �.. @lemonhastings
159 Followers 396 Following She/Her. Cis 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ally. Born in London, now in Hastings. Married. 🇨🇾 🇹🇷 heritage. GTTO 🌹
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Matt D @LegionAOD
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Kev Adams @KevinAdams
3K Followers 4K Following Despise Conservatism, racism, bigotry, nationalism, not people #MDANT✊ AKA Billy - Dexys Midnight Runners 81-86 kevadams @ bsky kev_in_adams @ insta & thrds
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6K Followers 3K Following Hardly here, join me on Insta and TikTok! Rep'd by: 📺 Russell @insanity 🎭 Simon @JAGLondon 📧: [email protected] 🌈
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Lois Chimimba @LoisChimimba
2K Followers 773 Following My name is pronounced like ‘Loyce‘ not ‘Low-iss’ pleaseee 🖤
Lissa Evans @LissaKEvans
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Susan Main @susanmain67
269 Followers 2K Following Picture framer living by the sea in Scotland :) she/her
@sliderulesyou Who’s going in the Wicker man this year?
@sliderulesyou @idlewildgirl I was going to say, I've had a foot peel in the cupboard for ages & I was considering using it yesterday so my feet are nice for summer. But last time I did one they peeled for a year. But I won't say it now cos I can't top that 🤣🤣🤣🤢
This whole thread is v good but this is *so* important. If it's playing D&D with friends, doodling silly cartoons, whatever, if you're a screenwriter you need to have another outlet.
If you are, or want to be a screenwriter, I think it's vital that you develop your creative voice beyond just churning out pilot after pilot and sending them to your reps. Even if it's in a different (more affordable) medium entirely: find a way to make something and share it.
Heard a few stories of outrageous behaviour towards writers recently. By people who make a big noise about inclusion and making the industry accessible but treat writers like a free development resource. Just a friendly reminder…
So, according to what I'm reading. White guy waving sword around shouting "do you believe in god?" = definitely not terrorism. Obviously, if it had been a brown guy...
Gartered Trogon, just now. #LifeInCostaRica
Me, telling a new doctor in NY I have Celiac’s, alopecia, Ehlers-Danlos, Hashimoto’s, lupus, and hemophilia: “Wow, you have a complicated medical history.” True. Me, telling my new doctor in Berlin the same thing: “Wow, you have many problems and very bad genes.” Also true.
Idea for band name: Ray Milland’s Toupee
Four episodes into Columbo and it’s clear that the formula is him immediately working out who the rich, pompous killer is and then annoying them for an hour. I would watch infinity episodes.
PETER!
@GailMyerscough Just got your email & I love this from your website!
You know when male heterosexuality tries soooo hard to be visibly straight it accidentally flips back round to being extremely gay? (And also... Furry?)
Ironically all this talk from the government of people with anxiety and depression just needing to 'pull themselves together' and 'get on with it' is making me feel worse. Who knew
"I heard Shanine died. Didn't she just move house?" The house.
Stairs, but make them so I could potentially puncture both my lungs before I do a bit of admin x
Two certainties: Death, and the ageless kick from being upstairs at the front of the bus. #Spaceship
I am glad that two people have been charged for destroying that lovely old tree but I still have absolutely zero idea of why anyone would possibly want to do that
Kevin is one of the good guys. helped me enormously with his wise words when I was languishing in hospital last year - top man. He still owes me a fiver.
At midnight tonight , my nurse registration will expire after 34 years. Physically & psychologically nowhere near match fit & realise I never will be so best to fuck off before I harm someone. Always tried my best & It’s been a privilege. Indulge me some reminiscing tonight?
Would be nice if this was an anti-transphobia cartoon. It sort of works as one. I fear it isn’t though.
'NHS maternity ward | It's a they' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
Should I buy my wife this dress? Not sure I like the colours
@IsabelOakeshott Barely contained glee at the possibility he may be brown.
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