Professor Bison Sexhorn @Brainmage
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him) Fine art photos: https://t.co/ZkLPQ3xeID Stream: https://t.co/dKoE8OJfba Tips: https://t.co/rcCwvjh0qc hyperfocus.photography 🐘 [email protected] Joined July 2010-
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The need for photo ID in polling stations is genuinely disgusting. Transparent voter suppression. The list of acceptable ID for people 18-30 is pitiful. Pathetic, shameful failed-state bullshit from the worst possible crop of bastards to ever sully this country.
I’m not one for complaining but I am gutted! I spent 27 years in the Army and today I was going to vote in my local elections. I was sadly turned away at the door as my Veteran ID was not allowed as formal ID. I will be fighting for this “special ID” to be “more” formal🇬🇧
🏡build more housing 🍽️ free school meals 🌈 protect queer spaces ✨ votey mcvote plz 👇🏻
🏡build more housing 🍽️ free school meals 🌈 protect queer spaces ✨ votey mcvote plz 👇🏻
A silly endeavour ft @Brainmage
This is, in a very real sense, Art
Technically, the eye is the safest part of the potato to be in. You should use that moment of calm to seek shelter.
I've been trying to figure out who's been stealing the parsley from my container garden and folks I think we just cracked this case wide open:
🚨HAPPENING NOW: over 1,000 workers blockading UK Trade Department in London & BAE Systems’ arms factories in Scotland, Wales & Lancashire. “If arms company bosses & Britain’s political elite won’t impose an arms embargo, we, the workers, will continue enforcing it from below”🇵🇸
Any stupid, manufactured generational conflict I feel toward Gen Z has been entirely obliterated by the bravery of these student protestors. As terrible as the present now, the conviction and honour these kids are displaying makes me hopeful for the future.
the only way that moderates can concede that protest works is to defang the memory of protest itself: to look back on radical political movements of the past, concede that their aims were actually correct and moral, but sanitise their tactics as non-violent and non-disruptive
the only way that moderates can concede that protest works is to defang the memory of protest itself: to look back on radical political movements of the past, concede that their aims were actually correct and moral, but sanitise their tactics as non-violent and non-disruptive
Lo, if ye be tempted to quote tweet for to dunk, or even to screenshot for thy pithy remonstrance, remember ye that the Evil One is sly, and loveth for his message to be spread thus, and heed therefore these words which I give unto thee: Simply Do Not Post (Wangleberry III:vi)
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 3pm! That's lunchtime! Don't you dare tell me it's not! I'm a busy man! Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Twitch.tv/brainmage
It’s so crazy to know the response to young adults speaking out against mass murder and occupation of innocent people is military occupation
It’s so crazy to know the response to young adults speaking out against mass murder and occupation of innocent people is military occupation
Do YOU need poster/flyer design for your #Fringe show? I’ve got capacity for some freelance design work at the moment, with flexible rates available 🔥🔥 Shoot me a DM or reply to this if interested x #FringeTheatre #EdFringe #BrightonFringe #Print #GraphicDesign #Marketing
I teach a class on technology and fascism, and today we literally talked about fascist discourses and how they adopt food as a symbol of presumed virility or weakness. Anyways, on an unrelated note, please feel free to read this screenshot.
This is what we have instead of libraries
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85 Followers 89 Following views are my own and do not represent any other person or organization@Brainmage Genuinely had a good time with this. It’s a steal at that price
@Brainmage Um actually, the safest part of the potato to be inside is the jacket.
@Brainmage Can't talk for the Switch version but the PC one is excellent (and was also cheap on Steam when I bought it ages ago)
@Brainmage Not just the Midlands... *starts Barry White music*
@Brainmage someone's violating their NDA
Hooked up with a guy. To my horror, upon orgasm he shouted "Yabba-dabba-doo". That should've been the end of it. Couldn't believe he did it again the next time as well.
Ugh more stuff from 'the writers of Green Wing' so over them rn tbh
Piglets, a sitcom about a police training college from the writers of Green Wing, is coming to ITV this summer. Sarah Parish and Mark Heap lead the cast. comedy.co.uk/tv/news/7867/p…
@Brainmage I had the same message from her. She's clearly a two-timer.
@Brainmage "I just nutted all over myself."
@Brainmage "yew didn't get Kochanskey? With the droi roasted peanuts?"
How the FUCK am I riding a bicycle to Paris next month WTF. Why have I done this to myself, I don't deserve this.
I was sitting on the other side with Ian through this… Kilroy was an absolute toilet of a man.
20 years ago today Paul Merton told Robert Kilroy Silk to shut the fuck up 👏It didn’t air in the televised episode, but here’s the clip from the recording. #HIGNFY
Looking over some of Pevsner's Buildings of England series as I plan a big walk for the weekend, and it strikes me: they're D&D sourcebooks for The United Kingdom Campaign Setting
It's been 4 years since that first 24hr Watsonathon stream! I decided to offer managing chat and moderation about 45 minutes before the start. Foolish! Fun! Stressful! Let's do it again please! I loved this so much and they raised £45,000 for charity. What an honor and a joy 🥰
@dtmooreeditor I reeled when I saw this earlier today. Ultimate posting
Any stupid, manufactured generational conflict I feel toward Gen Z has been entirely obliterated by the bravery of these student protestors. As terrible as the present now, the conviction and honour these kids are displaying makes me hopeful for the future.
Just described the element Radium as a “triple threat of radioactivity” to a room full of musical theatre performers. I have achieved peak niche.
Instantly I feel *terrible*, many of my best friends, if I had any, would be playwrights probably