Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi
Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: https://t.co/7qWaCKUdOJ Keynote/host [email protected] https://t.co/bSRBkn1lcG shappi.co.uk london Joined May 2009-
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HOW DID I MANAGE TO BLANK OUT A LOAD OF DATES WHEN TWEETING ABOUT MY TOUR 😭 If you retweeted this one, please undo and retweet the post where I am not insisting on playing an empty theatre on 3-27th october
My new show...I found a stack of diaries and letters from 1997-2004, when I was a new comic. Looking back now I know I have adhd, and how different comedy scene/culture was then, is wild. So that's my show.Tix shappi.co.uk If you retweets I will buy you an ice cream.
New show! New tour....shappi.co.uk for listings and tickets! I am SO looking forward to being a comic again!
New show! New tour....shappi.co.uk for listings and tickets! I am SO looking forward to being a comic again!
Summer fete at my primary school, 1970-something. THIS is how we should all dress, all of the time.
Long shot but...my friend has just had her rent increased by 50%...they are a couple, both academics with a 4 year old. They can't afford it. If anyone knows a place available in nw6/w9 area, dm me please.
Just received the best news in the history of news
Viewing culture has changed. TV isn't the communal activity it was. Young people especially, watch on apps. This is like an old vaudevillian blaming PC for demise of live shows when really it was television. People stayed in. Now people scatter online.
Viewing culture has changed. TV isn't the communal activity it was. Young people especially, watch on apps. This is like an old vaudevillian blaming PC for demise of live shows when really it was television. People stayed in. Now people scatter online.
Gorgeous world book night event reading alongside wonderful people including @lemnsissay @adeleparks @VicHislop @Karen_Bryson I am the pinkest I have ever been.
Do hair straighteners turn themselves off if you forget to unplug them, leave them on the bed and leave the house and are now on the tube?
Bez from @Happy_Mondays telling me he cooks Ghormet Sabzi...Iran's most iconic dish, was something I didn't know I needed to here. What a word. Now I just need some of this soul food
Imagine if Dave or Stormzy or were sentenced to death...when you speak the same language, you can't not want to scream #FreeToomaj #Toomaj_Salehi
Imagine if Dave or Stormzy or were sentenced to death...when you speak the same language, you can't not want to scream #FreeToomaj #Toomaj_Salehi
The Grammy’s acknowledge Toomaj. Thank you a million times, we are just getting started. Keep saying his name #FreeToomaj
The Grammy’s acknowledge Toomaj. Thank you a million times, we are just getting started. Keep saying his name #FreeToomaj
Paris today. #FreeToomaj @OfficialToomaj
Iranians worldwide have once again taken to the streets in protest against the death sentence issued for Toomaj Salehi. They’re also protesting against the gender apartheid imposed by Khamenei’s regime, which ordered the morality police force to return to the streets to wage war…
We went to see the Ghostbusters film. JAMES ACASTER IS IN IT!!! It was very exciting to realise it was him. I thought it just looked like him at first but once he spoke...well there's no denying Kettering. How cool!
'20's plenty' is my mantra down narrow twisty country lanes. I often pull into a lay-by to let the speed freaks go by if there's a build up behind me. My children like to count them as they whizz past. Pootling saves lives. bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/24262415.…
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@ShappiKhorsandi The truth of that is there to be seen in the number of funny shows kicking around on streaming services with pretty large followings. Nobody goes home at the end of the day and turns on the tv to watch whatever happens to be on at the time.
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Live Aid musical Just For One Day will transfer to Toronto next year and may have its sights set on Broadway! broadwayworld.com/article/Rialto…
42 years ago, I emigrated from Swaziland 2 England, with 1 suitcase, 25 cassettes, Sony Walkman, head full of dreams & a 5 year plan to make it by 30! Waitered in Covent Garden, rented a bedsit for £30 a week, & after 6 months got small acting roles - SWEET DREAMS R MADE OF THIS
I wouldn’t really say this is a cause of any PC agenda or worrying of offending people. It is a mainstream media problem of not trusting comedians to be funny and executives, who know fuck all about comedy, getting overly involved and assuming what people want to see.
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
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@ShappiKhorsandi I keep threatening to buy my wife one of these
A year ago today, after a short and unexpected illness, my friend Adam died. An absolute giant of a man, who had no business dying as young as he did. It’s odd to describe death as being “out of character”, but the man was so vividly alive he almost had an air of immortality
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Joan Rivers on my Judy Blame necklaces, 'That's not a statement piece it's a whole speech.
@ShappiKhorsandi We got excited seeing him in it! 10 years ago he was playing here to 50 people, now he’s in Hollywood movies. How cool!
My heart burst with love
@JaneyGodley It is my distinct pleasure to support you @JaneyGodley, always & forever. ❤️from your fan, Mar🐫
Just held the door for a man because he was carrying a small child and he didn’t even acknowledge me and now I hate him with a fury I should probably save for war criminals
@ShappiKhorsandi I know. I put food out for you every night. X
Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist after being accused of faking the moon landing in 2002.
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Much as I like to see the Tories in trouble, I don’t actually think MPs should be allowed to switch parties without resigning their seat. It breaks a contract with the voters (not to mention the activists who worked to get him elected).
Conservative MP and ex-minister Dr Dan Poulter defects to Labour, telling BBC he could no longer look NHS colleagues, patients and constituents "in the eye" bbc.in/3JF2LD2
Even when it’s raining I enjoy opening the doors, sitting in my armchair and enjoying my jungle. See some of ya at the Store tomorrow eh? comedystoreplayers.com
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