savannah @savannahdeso
writer/comedian 💫 prev: the xchange rate w/ @monetxchange⚡️ this app is ruining my life :) linktr.ee/savannahdeso IG: @savannahdeso Joined September 2015-
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they should invent a portable charger i won’t forget at home
i hope this email finds you in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
we are the granddaughters of the coconut trees you couldn’t fall out of
and i’d expect nothing less from charles entertainment cheese
and i’d expect nothing less from charles entertainment cheese
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
it shouldn’t be only me who sees this tho
never said this before but UNHAND HIM
never said this before but UNHAND HIM
Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you sound hungry as fuck
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i know a lot of trucks that would love to wear this
a perfect photo of new yorkers, no notes!
a perfect photo of new yorkers, no notes!
you can find all of these tops on an urban outfitters sale rack right this very second
you can find all of these tops on an urban outfitters sale rack right this very second
me to a cop who just told me i was going 80 in a 65
every week this man procures more flowers, with even longer stems
every week this man procures more flowers, with even longer stems
hey why are they all just sitting there
hey why are they all just sitting there
that said, this tweet made me lose hope 😊
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Putting on different disguises so I can Mrs Doubtfire my poly girlfriend
When someone is rude to me in public, it’s like. You know I’ve lived my entire life dedicated to the pursuit of kindness right….
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Te quiero mucho perrito que quiere aprender a volar
Goldie Hawn takes a photo of Kurt Russell in front of a Kate Hudson poster.
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we fall out of the coconut trees we think we deserve
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