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something rotten is happening at the Board of Elections in Brooklyn there are hearings ongoing rn for candidates facing lawsuits to knock them off the ballot we're supporting candidates who filed very strong petitions, but the Board is accepting utterly insane objections
They warn you about killers and thieves in the night I worry about cancer and living right
Israel just murdered Refaats daughter and granddaughter
time and time again country has proved what it fears most is young people who can think for themselves
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
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i'm sorry i know i've been RTing a lot but just read this. a 16-yr-old killed by an Israeli **sniper** in Ramallah (a Palestinian city). the ceaseless murders of West Bank children by occupation army & settlers are another component of the Palestinian genocide.
i'm sorry i know i've been RTing a lot but just read this. a 16-yr-old killed by an Israeli **sniper** in Ramallah (a Palestinian city). the ceaseless murders of West Bank children by occupation army & settlers are another component of the Palestinian genocide.
source is me btw
was in the east village for all of five minutes before i heard an nyu student ask another nyu student 'so does jordan peele have his own production company'
what's one little conviction when he has like fifteen others
what's one little conviction when he has like fifteen others
at the eye doctor not for the health of my eyes or whatever but because i needed to hear savage garden’s ’truly madly deeply’ over a stereo system
Father shows up for his daughter protesting against genocide at USC in Los Angeles 🇵🇸 “I imagine being a father in Palestine.. to see my kid be assassinated by Israel.”
need to go back to a time when text messages still looked like this
From 1968 to today: students are fighting back! 🇵🇸 CU Comrade discusses the struggle for a Free Palestine with a DSA member who got arrested at Columbia back in 1968. The people united will never be defeated.
With a heavy heart I announce that my 18-year-old younger sister, Lara Sayegh, was killed today on her way from Gaza City to the south. She and my mother were reaching Egypt for safety. My angel collapsed as she was walking on the “safe route” past the Israeli checkpoint, in an…
will be contemplating the 'dmb mom' bucket hat i saw a woman wearing on the g train today for the rest of my days
💘 💘 💘 Happy 90th birthday to Shirley MacLaine—a true original, who over the course of a legendary career has breathed life into some of the most unforgettable characters ever conjured on-screen. 💘 💘 💘 Here she is on the set of WHAT A WAY TO GO! (1964), which we'll be…
The most pressing threats to our safety as Jewish students do not come from tents on campus. Instead, they come from the Columbia administration inviting police onto campus. New from me: zeteo.com/p/i-am-a-jewis…
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wind was blustering after i just left a showing of challengers. fulllll goosebumps
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something rotten is happening at the Board of Elections in Brooklyn there are hearings ongoing rn for candidates facing lawsuits to knock them off the ballot we're supporting candidates who filed very strong petitions, but the Board is accepting utterly insane objections
9:30 PM has got to be one of the all time hours of the night
fine you win!!!!!
no one else tweet about the challengers until I see it okay? can we all agree? let's shake on it.
It's called Challengers because it challenges what you believe about tennis
Three tickets for Challengers please
9 tickets for Challengers please
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Big fan of the “I shouldn’t have fucked the guy with a mullet” genre of music that’s everywhere right now
Thinking about trying to organize a “Greenpoint history night” at the bar one of these days. If you’re interested in presenting something—and maybe you don’t even know what that is yet?—reach on out.
"There is a fairly high likelihood I will be fired today...I can't sit here and watch this anymore." Chills.
Associate Dean for Graduate Education Elizabeth Dunn spoke at the faculty gathering.
They warn you about killers and thieves in the night I worry about cancer and living right
Yesterday I gathered leaders from @NYSDOT, @NBKParks and reps from @LincolnRestler @SalazarSenate & @SenGonzalezNY for a walk-through of Under the K Bridge Park, the gorgeous and innovative seven acre open space on a formerly abandoned site beneath the Kosciuszko Bridge.
“As the largest anti-Zionist Jewish organization in the world, we unequivocally reject the conflation of antisemitism with anti-Zionism and reaffirm in the strongest terms that there is no place for antisemitism in our movements.” Our full statement: jewishvoiceforpeace.org/2024/04/25/sla…
Israel just murdered Refaats daughter and granddaughter
a great city my friend !!
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It is not antisemitic to hold Mr. Netanyahu accountable for his actions in his horrific war against the Palestinian people.
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