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The promposal I helped with was going great until the bees got loose.
My love language is mumbling "oh, for fuck's sake" under my breath quietly enough so you don't ever hear me
Not THIS Saturday, but NEXT SATURDAY afternoon, April 27th at 4pm: I'm recording my show at @HeliumComedy in Philly with my court-appointed bestie, @MaryRadzinski. Get your tickets! philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/251160
If I drive past a golf course, I will never not beep my horn in someone’s backswing.
If I ever caught a ball at an MLB game, I would not keep it, because I am an adult. I would sell it to a child.
HEY. I'm taping my matinee show on at @HeliumComedy in Philly Saturday, April 27th at 4pm with special guest @MaryRadzinski. GET THOSE TICKETS: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/251160
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PHILLY! Saturday, April 27th: I'm filming my matinee show at @HeliumComedy at 4pm. The hilarious @MaryRadzinski is also on the show. JOIN US THAT AFTERNOON- get your tickets now. Also, this is the best photo of the two of us that I could find. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/251160
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